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01-15-2007, 11:11 AM
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How can ur church be so big if it is written that we should sell all that we have to follow Jesus? (Mark 10:17-21) How can u have an 18 hole golf course on ur 35 acre estate? Wouldnt the money be better used funding mission trips and helping out the poor around u?
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Our church is blessed because we do not rob God of what's His:
Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me.
But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee?
In tithes and offerings. Ye are cursed with a curse:
For ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.
Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts,
if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.
Malachi 3:8-10
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'If one is not properly clothed and fully representative of what God would want them to appear like... well then, that person is probably not saved.' This is interesting as well. How do clothes determine whether a person is saved or not saved? You said so urself, all that is needed is faith in the Lord Jesus and to believe in Him. But wait, is that all that is required???? Something very vital is missing here. Are u saying that all people need to do is believe in Jesus?
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As for clothes, it's the same verse I posted.
If you aren't blessed by God, chances are good you aren't saved!
As for "faith only", NO!
We do not believe in such unbiblical ideas. Nor did I say we do. I said:
"Believe in Jesus, AND IF your faith is true..
THEN you will follow the law automatically, since one who abides in Jesus cannot sin"
True faith always carry works, if you truly believe in Jesus you will have works.
If you don't, your faith is dead (James 2:20) and you only CLAIM to believe.
Jesus will judge you after your WORKS as a believer, not your WORDS as a believer:
And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God;
And the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life:
And the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.
Revelation 20:12
For the Son of man shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels;
And then he shall reward every man according to his works.
Matthew 16:27
And why call ye me, Lord, Lord, and do not the things which I say?
Luke 6:46
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven;
But he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
Matthew 7:21
For not the hearers of the law are just before God, but the doers of the law shall be justified.
Romans 2:13
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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01-17-2007, 10:48 AM
Satanists are real?
If you believe in god you believe in satan as well.
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01-17-2007, 01:27 PM
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Satanists are real?
If you believe in god you believe in satan as well.
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Son, satan is just as real as God Almighty, and that's a fact! In fact God created satan, just like He created everything else.
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.--Isaiah 45:7
Do you know about Jesus? Would you like to meet Him?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: False Religions Register -
01-17-2007, 04:32 PM
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Satanists are real?
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Not only are they real, you may have heard of some of them. Pope Benedict, Tom Cruise, Bill Clinton, Osama Bin Laden, Osama Barak, Michael Moore, the list goes on!
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01-21-2007, 10:23 AM
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Son, satan is just as real as God Almighty, and that's a fact! In fact God created satan, just like He created everything else.
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.--Isaiah 45:7
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No i dont want to meet him,
I know that part tough..
Lucifer got jealous and evil
So god threw him down the earth (Falling Star)
Its the only thing that i know from the bible ;D
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01-21-2007, 10:04 PM
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New: Salvation Army
Submitted by: JonFish85
Definition: Elderly panhandlers with a fetish for army uniforms. These degenerates sing and play tambourines for money, usually at the entrances of Godly Corporations™.
Worship: Musty old clothing, musty old people; but both old and new money.
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Wow you are right look at these devilish people! They have the face of satin!
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01-22-2007, 04:28 AM
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Wow you are right look at these devilish people! They have the face of satin!
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What is this fixation you have about satin? Is it some kind of sick sexual fetish?
Please keep your personal perversions to yourself.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: False Religions Register -
01-22-2007, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Daedalus
No i dont want to meet him,
I know that part t(h)ough..
Lucifer got jealous and evil
So gGod threw him down the earth (Falling Star)
Its the only thing that i know from the bible ;D
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Well, it's a start. Perhaps you should read more of the Bible, eh?
Satan is also condemned to an eternity in Hell being tormented following Judgment Day. I guess you forgot that little tidbit!
As an added bonus, God knew all this from Day 1 (that being the first day of Creation, before He created anything, that's what being omniscient is all about), and decided not to share this little detail with Satan before Satan (then Lucifer) put together his little rebellion. See, God COULD have said, "Lucy, I know you're planning to rebel against me. Remember, squirt, I made you. Who do you think's gonna win? I know all, remember? If you do this rebellion thing, I'm going to torture you in Hell for all eternity."
Did He say that? Heck, no. God wanted Lucifer to get the rude awakening he so richly deserved, instead of getting some tissues and reconciling his issues!
That's the same reason God doesn't just pop in on Earth and say, "Hey, Daedalus! You're on the fast-track to Hell, buddy!" See, He wants you to read your Bible and figure it out all by yourself (well, with some help from us!). And if you get it wrong, well, off to Hell with ya.
The Bible's pretty straightforward, so God uses it to weed out the stupid people. Some just won't read it. Some try to "interpret" it -- also known as imagining what it might mean if it didn't mean exactly what it says -- or try to "view it in historical context" instead of using it as the simple guidebook to God that it is.
Are you one of the stupid people? Stupid people go to Hell, because God hates 'tards. The Bible says so, and you'd know that if you read it.
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01-22-2007, 06:17 PM
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Well, it's a start. Perhaps you should read more of the Bible, eh?
Satan is also condemned to an eternity in Hell being tormented following Judgment Day. I guess you forgot that little tidbit!
As an added bonus, God knew all this from Day 1 (that being the first day of Creation, before He created anything, that's what being omniscient is all about), and decided not to share this little detail with Satan before Satan (then Lucifer) put together his little rebellion. See, God COULD have said, "Lucy, I know you're planning to rebel against me. Remember, squirt, I made you. Who do you think's gonna win? I know all, remember? If you do this rebellion thing, I'm going to torture you in Hell for all eternity."
Did He say that? Heck, no. God wanted Lucifer to get the rude awakening he so richly deserved, instead of getting some tissues and reconciling his issues!
That's the same reason God doesn't just pop in on Earth and say, "Hey, Daedalus! You're on the fast-track to Hell, buddy!" See, He wants you to read your Bible and figure it out all by yourself (well, with some help from us!). And if you get it wrong, well, off to Hell with ya.
The Bible's pretty straightforward, so God uses it to weed out the stupid people. Some just won't read it. Some try to "interpret" it -- also known as imagining what it might mean if it didn't mean exactly what it says -- or try to "view it in historical context" instead of using it as the simple guidebook to God that it is.
Are you one of the stupid people? Stupid people go to Hell, because God hates 'tards. The Bible says so, and you'd know that if you read it.
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Stupid? Heck no.
I dont really like the bible anyway.
The Anarchist Cookbook is more like it
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01-24-2007, 04:27 PM
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Stupid? Heck no.
I dont really like the bible anyway.
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A prize for the first person to spot a contradiction in this statement.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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01-24-2007, 05:22 PM
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A prize for the first person to spot a contradiction in this statement.
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Is it the part where the guy who can't string proper sentences together declares that he's not stupid?
Or the part where the stupid guy says he's not stupid but also that he doesn't like the Bible, which is a stupid position to take?
Or maybe the fact that he's previously said he hasn't read the Bible, and now says he doesn't like it? How can he know he doesn't like it, if he's never even read it?
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01-24-2007, 06:05 PM
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Is it the part where the guy who can't string proper sentences together declares that he's not stupid?
Or the part where the stupid guy says he's not stupid but also that he doesn't like the Bible, which is a stupid position to take?
Or maybe the fact that he's previously said he hasn't read the Bible, and now says he doesn't like it? How can he know he doesn't like it, if he's never even read it?
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I was thinking mainly of the second contradiction, and also partly of the first. Technically speaking, the third one isn't really a contradiction in that statement, it just contradicts something else he's stated. Anyways, here's your prize:
Proverbs 14:8 The wisdom of the prudent is to understand his way: but the folly of fools is deceit.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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01-28-2007, 03:35 PM
OKay, you people unfortunatley got alot of these religions mixed up I only can spot a few offhand but if one is wrong more might be wrong. Moving down the list.
1. You say Athiests worship satan and belive in evolution and science and Pastor Ezekiel said somthing along the lines of this: Athiest worship monkeys as they belive they are our forebearers. (The quote button wasn't working.)
Athiests worship NOTHING! Athiests infact hate satan and don't believe in him, let alone worship him. Athiests decide for themselves what they belive, so not all Athiests belive in science and evolution some do but not all do. Don't mistake this again, I repeat Athiest worship Nothing!
2. You say Mormons marry all thier cusins, belive that Jesus came back as a gunslinger, and wear goofy underwear and worship grape soda...I almost died of laghter when I read this! Lets get this straightend out. Mormons did infact used to beleive in the practice of more than one wife (about a hundred years ago they changed thier ways.) Mormons have a bible related book called the book of mormon that the founder Joseph Smith wrote, he said he found the "Golden Plates" (Which supposedly only he could translate into the book of mormon.) So Mormons do belive in Jesus and God but they DO NOT belive that Jesus came back as a gunslinger, thats all their is to say about that part. Goofy underwear? If you mean Fruit of the loom or another brand name of boxers then everyone wears goofy underwear, they wear he same normal stuff as anyone else. And the grape soda bit, well I have no idea where you guys came up with this but it is sure as hell not true (but the fact that you say they do is just so funny!)
3. Okay somewhere on page two Pastor Ezekiel says something about 7th Day Adventists (again quote button does not work.) Something like they go to Church on saturday and hate people that drink coffee. Let's get this one cleared. 7th Day Adventists do go to Church on saturdays because that's the day God rested after he created everything. So they worship him on the day he was finished rather than the day he started, like most religions.
The second part about drinking coffee however is not true. You clearly mixed them up with the mormons. MORMONS don't drink coffee, they don't neccisaraly (pardon spelling) hate people who drink coffee, they just don't drink it.
Okay I am done, you guys for sure got those one's wrong and you may have others, next time I find something wrong I'll let you know.
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01-28-2007, 03:46 PM
I have to get to church, so I can't respond to all of that right now, but if atheists claim they don't believe in their lord Satan, how can they hate him? I don't hate Booda, because I know he's not real. I hate the false religion that Satan built around him because it takes people away from Jesus, but that's something different.
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01-28-2007, 04:06 PM
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if atheists claim they don't believe in their lord Satan, how can they hate him? I don't hate Booda, because I know he's not real. I hate the false religion that Satan built around him because it takes people away from Jesus, but that's something different.
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Not all Atheist hate satan some view satan and devil figures of religion as a source of evil, just like Sauron from Lord of the Rings. Some Athiest think this way others do not, there is diversity in all groups, you can't just say they all do this or they all hate that. Me? I veiw satan, hades, and all other devil figures of religions as symbols representing evilness. And I don't like them. And satan is not an atheist's lord because Atheists don't belive in him but they can still hate him or think of whatever they want of him. but most just make fun of him!
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01-28-2007, 04:09 PM
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Not all Atheist hate satan some view satan and devil figures of religion as a source of evil, just like Sauron from Lord of the Rings. Some Athiest think this way others do not, there is diversity in all groups, you can't just say they all do this or they all hate that. Me? I veiw satan, hades, and all other devil figures of religions as symbols representing evilness. And I don't like them. And satan is not an atheist's lord because Atheists don't belive in him but they can still hate him or think of whatever they want of him. but most just make fun of him!
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01-28-2007, 04:29 PM
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You little commie! You have no idea what you are talking about, so you need to shut your face and get to church. Do it now, before I put you on moderation.
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Sir, a person has the right to belive what he wants to belive. So I like the story of the bible, I don't belive in it but I like it, very well wriiten actually, but it is just like Lord of the Rings, it is an everlasting battle between light and darkness, betrayl, death etc. Satan is alot like Sauron, Sauron used to be good but then he got currupted and turned evil, waged a war and lost. Great story, sound familiar to you? I don't like Sauron, I veiw him as a symbol of evil from a book, I can hate a character in a book can't I? So that's why I hate satan, though I don't belive in him I can still treat him like Sauron: an evil character from a book. And what is Moderation? You going to kidnap me and bring me to your church? Have fun, you got the whole population of 6.5 billion to go through.
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01-28-2007, 05:35 PM
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OKay, you people unfortunatley got alot of these religions mixed up I only can spot a few offhand but if one is wrong more might be wrong. Moving down the list.
1. You say Athiests worship satan and belive in evolution and science and Pastor Ezekiel said somthing along the lines of this: Athiest worship monkeys as they belive they are our forebearers. (The quote button wasn't working.)
Athiests worship NOTHING! Athiests infact hate satan and don't believe in him, let alone worship him. Athiests decide for themselves what they belive, so not all Athiests belive in science and evolution some do but not all do. Don't mistake this again, I repeat Athiest worship Nothing!
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What athiests don't believe in science? What do athiests who don't believe in evilution believe - do they think the God they claim not to believe in created the world in seven days? Friend, admit it: No-one is really an athiest. It's too dumb. It just doesn't make sense. Athiests know God's real alright, they're just to mule-stubborn to admit it because they're mad about the way Jesus hates them for denying Him. That's why they pretend to be athiests.
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2. You say Mormons marry all thier cusins, belive that Jesus came back as a gunslinger, and wear goofy underwear and worship grape soda...I almost died of laghter when I read this! Lets get this straightend out. Mormons did infact used to beleive in the practice of more than one wife (about a hundred years ago they changed thier ways.) Mormons have a bible related book called the book of mormon that the founder Joseph Smith wrote, he said he found the "Golden Plates" (Which supposedly only he could translate into the book of mormon.) So Mormons do belive in Jesus and God but they DO NOT belive that Jesus came back as a gunslinger, thats all their is to say about that part. Goofy underwear? If you mean Fruit of the loom or another brand name of boxers then everyone wears goofy underwear, they wear he same normal stuff as anyone else. And the grape soda bit, well I have no idea where you guys came up with this but it is sure as hell not true (but the fact that you say they do is just so funny!)
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You are full of it. Mormons do indeed wear magic underwear.
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3. Okay somewhere on page two Pastor Ezekiel says something about 7th Day Adventists (again quote button does not work.) Something like they go to Church on saturday and hate people that drink coffee. Let's get this one cleared. 7th Day Adventists do go to Church on saturdays because that's the day God rested after he created everything. So they worship him on the day he was finished rather than the day he started, like most religions.
The second part about drinking coffee however is not true. You clearly mixed them up with the mormons. MORMONS don't drink coffee, they don't neccisaraly (pardon spelling) hate people who drink coffee, they just don't drink it.
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Where in the Bible does it say that God rested on a Saturday? I want chapter and verse on that. God rested on a Sunday, and commands us to worship Him then. 7th Day Adventists enrage God by taking the day before He finished off to mock Him. They take great delight in the way that, while God spent Saturday creating Man, they spend it smoking pot, hating real Christians, and not drinking coffee. You don't know what you're talking about.
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Not all Atheist hate satan some view satan and devil figures of religion as a source of evil, just like Sauron from Lord of the Rings.
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I have a newsflash for you: most sane people don't actually view a real character in a book as being a source of evil.
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Some Athiest think this way others do not, there is diversity in all groups, you can't just say they all do this or they all hate that.
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All groups have something in common. That's what makes them groups, rather than just random collections of individuals. All athiests deny Jesus, just like all Christians love Him, and all muslims are terrorists.
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Me? I veiw satan, hades, and all other devil figures of religions as symbols representing evilness. And I don't like them.
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Why not? You're clearly evil yourself.
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And satan is not an atheist's lord because Atheists don't belive in him but they can still hate him or think of whatever they want of him. but most just make fun of him!
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Great, so they make fun out of something they don't believe in. What a wonderful way to spend one's time. Friend, Satan is the Lord and Master of all athiests just like Karl Marx is the Lord and Master of the Demoncratic Party.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: False Religions Register -
01-28-2007, 07:05 PM
I don't know what kind of Satanic bible this "Lord of the Rings" is, or what demonic "god" this Sauron is, but the ONLY Lord is the King of Kings, Jesus Christ!
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Not really, but you'll have to take that argument up with God while He's judging you and condeming you to eternal torment.
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Re: False Religions Register -
01-28-2007, 07:59 PM
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What athiests don't believe in science? What do athiests who don't believe in evilution believe - do they think the God they claim not to believe in created the world in seven days? Friend, admit it: No-one is really an athiest. It's too dumb. It just doesn't make sense. Athiests know God's real alright, they're just to mule-stubborn to admit it because they're mad about the way Jesus hates them for denying Him. That's why they pretend to be athiests.
You are full of it. Mormons do indeed wear magic underwear.
Where in the Bible does it say that God rested on a Saturday? I want chapter and verse on that. God rested on a Sunday, and commands us to worship Him then. 7th Day Adventists enrage God by taking the day before He finished off to mock Him. They take great delight in the way that, while God spent Saturday creating Man, they spend it smoking pot, hating real Christians, and not drinking coffee. You don't know what you're talking about.
I have a newsflash for you: most sane people don't actually view a real character in a book as being a source of evil.
All groups have something in common. That's what makes them groups, rather than just random collections of individuals. All athiests deny Jesus, just like all Christians love Him, and all muslims are terrorists.
Why not? You're clearly evil yourself.
Great, so they make fun out of something they don't believe in. What a wonderful way to spend one's time. Friend, Satan is the Lord and Master of all athiests just like Karl Marx is the Lord and Master of the Demoncratic Party.
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I never said all athiests don't believe in science, the fact is almost all athiest belive in science but I can't say all of them do, because I've never met every single one of them so I can't say that. And yes there is such thing as being an Athiest. They are everywhere.
Have you ever actually met a Mormon? You can't belive everything you read o the internet, that's where you and I differ, I rely on talking to the actual people, rather than reading it on the internet. I have met several Mormons and they wear regular underwear (because I have to do thier wash and stuff when ever I visit them)
Again One of my best friends is 7th Day Adventist and his house has a coffee maker in it. It says that he rested on the seventh day (Took me a while but I found a king James bible around the house) On the first book of moses called Genesis on page 3 or 1:31-2:11 first verse of chapter 2 in the italaciced text it says: Creation completed-God rests on the Seventh day. And as every one should know the Seventh day is saturday!!! Plus my friend says his mom goes to starbucks about every morning.
I said Sauron SYMBOLISES a source of evil, didn't you English techer ever read you the Scarlet Ibis and gave you a paper on how that event symbolises that? Sort of like a cross is a symbole of Christ. They all symbolize something. As I said before I really like the story of the bible (especially the Moses part. Let My People Go! Best line in the whole book!)
But I don't belive any of it actually happened, but in the bible evil is represented by satan meaning satan is a symbole of evil and in the story a source of evil. And that remark you made about veiwing a real character in a book as a source of evil, how do you justify yourself scince satan is a character from a book and you view him as a source of evil. Oh my this changes everything! What if you are not sane? OHHHHHH THE INSANITY!
That Muslim remark is not true, I now a person who knows a muslim and she says the muslim person is really nice. There is good and bad in every group. What do you think the Yin/Yang symbolises.
I am not evil I seek to understand people with eyes unclouded by hate. You see with eye's clouded by your hate of non-christians that you fail to see the good in people, and that is what disgustes me most about religion, If there was never religion Almost all wars could have been avoided. World war II would have never happened. That is what pains me about religion.
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