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Default Re: Our policy on avatars - 06-05-2015, 12:58 AM



Praise !

After some prayer, I decided to change my avatar to a real picture of myself. Although I just went Straight-4-Jesus© and I i'm totally in love with my , I realize my wretched sinful nature and risking Hell-fire is not worth the sacrilege.


"But He was wounded for our transgressions, He was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon Him; and with His stripes we are healed." (Isaiah 53:5)
My iniquities and transgressions temporarily killed my . Eternity is no laughing matter, and the wages of sin is death (Romans 6:23).



Yours in ,

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Default Re: Our policy on avatars - 06-05-2015, 01:31 AM

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I realize my wretched sinful nature and risking Hell-fire is not worth the sacrilege.
Well young man, you do seem to be sincere in your fervent repentance for your filthy sin. I know the struggle out of gayness and misery all too well, having spent most of my adult life coupled to anonymous strange men.

This should help you in your new life of serving Jesus Christ, and avoiding the impulse to "ride the pipe". Stay strong, and I will be praying with you. I am proud of you, so far.

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Default Re: Our policy on avatars - 06-13-2015, 12:16 AM

I would not sully this Godly place with pictures of my womanhood. I was brought up to believe in modesty and I know how heavy is the burden of Eve's First Sinning. This is no place to be inflaming manly lust and fornication and I would rather willingly submit to my husband's leather, than go against his word.

Matthew 5 27-28 'But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.'
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Default Re: Our policy on avatars - 06-13-2015, 12:38 AM

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Does your husband approve of those Devil's trinkets in your ears, the lips of a painted whore and Jezebel's hair that might inflame a poor helpless man? These are the mark of a whore and a loose Goodless woman. Praise the Lord may your husband's arms be blessed with God's Vengeful Judgement and may His intervention save your Aeternal Soul. Amen
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'I desire…that women should adorn themselves in respectable apparel, with modesty and self-control, not with braided hair and gold or pearls or costly attire, but with what is proper for women who profess godliness—with good works.'
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Default Re: Our policy on avatars - 06-13-2015, 12:49 AM

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Does your husband approve of those Devil's trinkets in your ears, the lips of a painted whore and Jezebel's hair that might inflame a poor helpless man? These are the mark of a whore and a loose Goodless woman. Praise the Lord may your husband's arms be blessed with God's Vengeful Judgement and may His intervention save your Aeternal Soul. Amen
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My dear, Miss Mitza is a young and delicate flower of True Christian™ femininity. Also, I don't know how bad is the resolution on your computer screen is (or maybe you need to clean it up a little), but Sister Mitza's avatar is not a photograph but a computer-created avatar thingy.

I hope that was helpful, dear.
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Default Re: Our policy on avatars - 06-13-2015, 12:55 AM

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My dear, Miss Mitza is a young and delicate flower of True Christian™ femininity. Also, I don't know how bad is the resolution on your computer screen is (or maybe you need to clean it up a little), but Sister Mitza's avatar is not a photograph but a computer-created avatar thingy.

I hope that was helpful, dear.
Praise the Lord that such a thing is not real. I believe the Internet is a place of uncounted idolatry, sodomy and blasphemy. Not that I would ever look. Praise the Lord.
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Smile Re: Our policy on avatars - 09-26-2015, 12:48 PM

Sir,

Despite my recent rant, I do want to say that I am encouraged to see that you are here. I may not agree with you..... but I am glad you are here.

Please forgive my forthrightness and allow me to interject something.

I am A TRUE CHRISTIAN. I believe the Bible is HIS WORD.. (The Words of GOD, that is).
They are infallible, they are true and they are Holy

I believe that our country needs men like you (and hopefully me) to stand up and lead the next generation TOWARDS JESUS...instead of (What's really happening) away to themselves and their perverse and idolatrous ways.

I am with you...... but now it is ANYONE but Hillary.....
I am with you....... Jesus is LORD..
I am with you...... this country needs help.

Despite my last post. I am sure that you will continue and GOD will bless you in all your ways....
Mostly because you speak the truth and allow anyone to voice their opinion.

Thanks for letting me do that.

God Bless you in all your endeavors.


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Default Re: Our policy on avatars - 09-26-2015, 01:30 PM

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Sir,

Despite my recent rant, I do want to say that I am encouraged to see that you are here. I may not agree with you..... but I am glad you are here.

Please forgive my forthrightness and allow me to interject something.

I am A TRUE CHRISTIAN. I believe the Bible is HIS WORD.. (The Words of GOD, that is).
They are infallible, they are true and they are Holy

I believe that our country needs men like you (and hopefully me) to stand up and lead the next generation TOWARDS JESUS...instead of (What's really happening) away to themselves and their perverse and idolatrous ways.

I am with you...... but now it is ANYONE but Hillary.....
I am with you....... Jesus is LORD..
I am with you...... this country needs help.

Despite my last post. I am sure that you will continue and GOD will bless you in all your ways....
Mostly because you speak the truth and allow anyone to voice their opinion.

Thanks for letting me do that.

God Bless you in all your endeavors.


William Michael Heslar
I may be a simple country boy, but how does your rant have anything to do wit the Landover policy on Avatars?


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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African Re: Our policy on avatars - 01-24-2019, 04:27 AM

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I know, right?

On other forums, it's like totalllllllllly confusing when you're like talking with somebody and you're trying to picture what they look like and everything, and their avatar is the three eyed fish from the Simpsons!

So anyways, this is really me in my avatar. I wish JESUS had made me cuter, like Miss April or Felicity, but He did let me be a True Christian™, and that's pretty cool!







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I agree. Anyone using anything from the Simpsons is clearly a disgusting unevolved pig who has no sense of humor. Everyone knows American Dad is better, since it depicts Conservatives like us, and not HOMOSEXUALS. American Dad shows the value of fatherhood and going to CHURCH. The only real flaw is the appearance of the CIA, which tortures CHRISTIANS like us, instead of the terrorists they were hired to attack.
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Default Re: Our policy on avatars - 01-24-2019, 05:11 AM

I've not used my photo as an avatar because it would be unfair to other people who don't fit western standards of attractiveness as well as I do. We should all be of equal attractiveness, and I'm not yet ready to make myself uglier with surgery.

I'd be willing to use a fake avatar to represent myself if I found a good one. Any recommendations?


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This seems appropriate:


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You know, with enough slowflakes you have an avalanche. Would it be possible to use this?




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My is a symbol of the justice I will dispense on sinners


-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
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You know, with enough slowflakes you have an avalanche. Would it be possible to use this?
No amount of snow will stand a chance against Jesus when he returns with sword and flame (Isaiah 66:16). Repent now or be melted!




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Default Re: Our policy on avatars - 01-24-2019, 08:29 AM

I too had reservations over showing my real face, initially. I've had some assume they have seen my face in a porno (playing the role of an old hag being cheated on by an incestuous hubby getting it on with their sons as reported), which of course, I cannot control if they think so, but regardless, I chose to brave it and take my chances none of you would liken me as such.
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If you are planning a mass murder, please stop. We will report you to the proper authorities.

That was a powerful post, Brother Jeb, but you made a minor mistake so I corrected it.
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