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Default Re: Do you spank your wife? - 12-13-2006, 04:12 PM

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Ain't nothin wrong with keeping the wife in line even if ya have to take her out to the woodshed sometimes. The MAN is the HEAD OF THE HOUSE. He is the KING OF THE CASTLE and the woman is there ONLY by the grace of God and the MAN'S grace too. Now, let's keep in mind that MAN was created in GOD'S IMAGE. And let's keep in mind that WOMAN was not! Woman was created from the RIB of ADAM THE MAN! Man was created in GOD'S IMAGE but the Holy Bible KJV1611 says NOTHIN' bout the woman being created in God's Image. So, a woman should know her place and STAY THERE least she suffer the man's paddle on her behind!! (With love and in the NAME of the LORD of course, Brethren).
You're wrong...again! First of all, how can a human be made from a RIB? And second, we all started out as little zygotes. Does that make all of us worthless? No.


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Default Re: Do you spank your wife? - 12-13-2006, 04:30 PM

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You're wrong...again! First of all, how can a human be made from a RIB? And second, we all started out as little zygotes. Does that make all of us worthless? No.
You should really read the Bible (kjv 1611).

We came from dust. Which is interesting enough unto itself.

Genesis 2:7 And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

Then God made woman from the rib.

Genesis 2:22 And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

So why is dust interesting?

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Dust in homes, offices, and other human environments is mainly generated by the inhabitants, and mainly from their skin cells that slough off.
So God obviously made the dust (human skin cells) before he made humans. Isn't God wonderful?

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Default Re: Do you spank your wife? - 12-13-2006, 08:36 PM

I don't hate any of you or think you're evil I just called him a prick because what he said was stupid.
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Default Re: Do you spank your wife? - 12-13-2006, 09:47 PM

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Default Re: Do you spank your wife? - 12-14-2006, 11:26 AM

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You're wrong...again! First of all, how can a human be made from a RIB? And second, we all started out as little zygotes. Does that make all of us worthless? No.
With God anything is possible, and even secular scientists these days could make humans from cells of other humans -- if they wanted to, or were a allowed to, it's called cloning.

And what have the zygotes got to do with it? The Bible tells us that women are inferior and should be subject to men; and commonsense and intelligence make it plain too. It is obvious to anyone with any sense that women are not as intelligent, as strong, as temperamentally stable, as emotionally stable, or as sane and rational as men. In fact one could go on and on. The superiority of men in just about every possible way is clear.

This doesn't mean that women are wortheless -- not at all; they have their role to play helping and serving men. It is an important role because someone has to do the menial tasks -- the cooking, cleaning, and popping babies. These are the tasks that women are designed for and are good at: and this is how they should spend their time.


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With God anything is possible, and even secular scientists these days could make humans from cells of other humans -- if they wanted to, or were a allowed to, it's called cloning.

And what have the zygotes got to do with it? The Bible tells us that women are inferior and should be subject to men; and commonsense and intelligence make it plain too. It is obvious to anyone with any sense that women are not as intelligent, as strong, as temperamentally stable, as emotionally stable, or as sane and rational as men. In fact one could go on and on. The superiority of men in just about every possible way is clear.

This doesn't mean that women are wortheless -- not at all; they have their role to play helping and serving men. It is an important role because someone has to do the menial tasks -- the cooking, cleaning, and popping babies. These are the tasks that women are designed for and are good at: and this is how they should spend their time.
We all start out as equal zygotes. So we are equal as we grow up, and remain equal through adulthood.


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We all start out as equal zygotes. So we are equal as we grow up, and remain equal through adulthood.
Hiya, Icky! Long time no see!

I thought you were all into "science". Yet here you are saying men and women are equal?

Women and men are NOT equal. Men are heterogametal. That means they have one X and one (far superior) Y chromosome. Women are homogametal. That means they have two inferior X chromosomes, and are far more likely to be Lezbean.

Dr. Ville can surely explain this better than I, but he is on sabbatical at present.
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Default Re: Do you spank your wife? - 12-19-2006, 12:41 AM

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Women and men are NOT equal. Men are heterogametal. That means they have one X and one (far superior) Y chromosome. Women are homogametal. That means they have two inferior X chromosomes, and are far more likely to be Lezbean.
Yes, but you get men who have an extra Y chromosome which makes them serial killers. Logically women, who don't get genetic mutations such as that are superior? Otherwise they would be the ones that suffered right? Because that extra chromosome drives you mad, you have a higher sex drive but can never satisfy anyone. Wouldn't that be a bugger?


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Yes, but you get men who have an extra Y chromosome which makes them serial killers. Logically women, who don't get genetic mutations such as that are superior? Otherwise they would be the ones that suffered right? Because that extra chromosome drives you mad, you have a higher sex drive but can never satisfy anyone. Wouldn't that be a bugger?
NOPES!

And killing some unsaved heathens IS PLEASANT in THE EYES OF THE LORD!

So those with that extra Y are given the burden of dispatching infidels but the means (an extra Y) for doing it without sissiesque doubts and regrets.


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Default Re: Do you spank your wife? - 12-19-2006, 10:03 AM

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And killing some unsaved heathens IS PLEASANT in THE EYES OF THE LORD!

So those with that extra Y are given the burden of dispatching infidels but the means (an extra Y) for doing it without sissiesque doubts and regrets.


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Being a serial killer is a bad thing. They often go into churches and kill masses off people -I know I would- because you know there are gonna be a lot of them and they'll be fairly easy to kill. Especially the women and children. Is that god's work?


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Being a serial killer is a bad thing. They often go into churches and kill masses off people -I know I would- because you know there are gonna be a lot of them and they'll be fairly easy to kill. Especially the women and children. Is that god's work?

I know goth kids often go into schools and start shooting everybody, but has it happened in a church?


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Default Re: Do you spank your wife? - 12-19-2006, 10:15 AM

Yes. Depends what you want to believe, ever heard of Bray road? Also people do it, alot of Amish churches get shot up (not that you care). Also baptist churches have been the centre of a massacre or two.


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Default Re: Do you spank your wife? - 12-19-2006, 10:17 AM

I refuse to believe God would allow a retard goth into his house to shoot people. Please provide a link.


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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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I refuse to believe God would allow a retard goth into his house to shoot people. Please provide a link.
http://www.srpska-mreza.com/History/...ina-intro.html

http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Six_kill...hurch_massacre

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4344359.stm

http://hrw.org/english/docs/2004/03/22/indone8148.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liqui%C...hurch_Massacre

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beast_of_Bray_Road

I got bored looking. The last one doesn't give much insight but basically a big black wolf went into a chrch in Wisconsin and slaughter a load of people, it left burn makrks on the door and everything. The think it was a hell beast *rolls eyes*


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Default Re: Do you spank your wife? - 12-19-2006, 10:31 AM

I didn't see one example of a Baptist church in your list. Most of them were foreigners and some other false Religion. No, god wouldn't allow a gothtard near a True Christian church.


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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Default Re: Do you spank your wife? - 12-19-2006, 10:43 AM

I didn't say they were goths, and I'm going to shoot up a Baptist church just so you can be on the list. Like I said, I got bored looking through there were so many I just posted the first ones.

What about this, the black dog of Blythburgh http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Shuck


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I didn't say they were goths, and I'm going to shoot up a Baptist church just so you can be on the list. Like I said, I got bored looking through there were so many I just posted the first ones.

What about this, the black dog of Blythburgh http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Shuck
Oh dear. You just made a threat. I have forwarded your post to the D.O.F.


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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: Do you spank your wife? - 12-19-2006, 10:48 AM

That's a shame. Aren't threats just so scary.

You people really don't have a sense of humour do you?


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Default Re: Do you spank your wife? - 12-19-2006, 11:19 AM

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You people really don't have a sense of humour do you?
What, so your idea of humour revolves around threatening to shoot people? It's not that we're humourless per se, just that our sense of humour isn't as sick and tasteless as yours.


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