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Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
07-19-2010, 01:04 PM
In the past I have extolled the virtues of a certain swimwear company ... being the gullible and silly old woman I am, I was easily swayed by the following words (from the website):
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[...]The Bible encourages women to dress in "modest apparel" and also says that "it is good for a man not to touch a woman". We all know that men are mainly stimulated by sight, and women by touch. I believe that these guidelines are given to us by God for our own protection. Our sexuality is something that is very special and was given to us by God to share with our spouse. I know that our culture would not agree with this, but I do not speak for our culture. This is what I believe to be true from God's Holy Inspired Word, the Bible. But God has also given us free wills. We can choose to treasure and save our bodies, or to expose ourselves for anyone to see.
The Bible doesn't give exact guidelines as to what type of garment is modest and what is not, so we need to use common sense and ask the Lord for discretion. Would this outfit stimulate a man in a way that we wouldn't wish? A man should also use discretion in how he treats a woman so that he doesn't produce feelings in her which may not be right. [...]
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Well it all seems very Godly, does it not? However, last week I collected a new pair of spectacles from the optometrist -- imagine my horror when I could, for the first time, really see the so-called 'modest' swimwear on offer: bare arms and bare ankles no less! If any swimwear screamed "I'm an insatiable strumpet!", this would be it:
And as for the following outfit, what man could resist the sensual fabric and come-hither colouring? It would drive him to distraction!
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
07-19-2010, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Rogers
In the past I have extolled the virtues of a certain swimwear company ... being the gullible and silly old woman I am, I was easily swayed by the following words (from the website):
Well it all seems very Godly, does it not? However, last week I collected a new pair of spectacles from the optometrist -- imagine my horror when I could, for the first time, really see the so-called 'modest' swimwear on offer: bare arms and bare ankles no less! If any swimwear screamed "I'm an insatiable strumpet!", this would be it:
And as for the following outfit, what man could resist the sensual fabric and come-hither colouring? It would drive him to distraction!
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Considering the pieces of string they call swimwear these days I can never find anything else. I like going to the beach but I am extremely embrassed by having such items. All those dirty old men leering. I have saved the above link as it seems to be something more suitable than the pieces of string.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
07-19-2010, 01:24 PM
Sky blue and brown together are not flattering colors. You should only wear them if you have brown skin and blue eyes, and that's not very common.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
07-19-2010, 01:49 PM
Dear Mrs Rogers,
thank you for your suggested swim wear. Daddy only allowed me to wear this one and even then I had to beg him for the pretty blue as shown rather than the two piece black.
I really do like the ones you have posted but my concern with large floral patterns is the placement of some of the hibiscus stamen may draw men's gaze to certain parts of the anatomy.
If you understand what I am saying.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
07-19-2010, 02:25 PM
That looksm ore like winter pajamas than a swimsuit. Once it gets waterlogged, you're going to have a hard time staying afloat.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
07-19-2010, 02:30 PM
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That looksm ore like winter pajamas than a swimsuit. Once it gets waterlogged, you're going to have a hard time staying afloat.
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Are you one of those harlots that goes swimming naked.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
07-19-2010, 02:32 PM
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That looksm ore like winter pajamas than a swimsuit. Once it gets waterlogged, you're going to have a hard time staying afloat.
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I don't really have a need to stay afloat. I only bob around in the pool after dark when it is vacant. It is not like I swim laps or anything. But it is a nice way to cool down on a tropical balmy evening.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
07-19-2010, 02:41 PM
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Are you one of those harlots that goes swimming naked.
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I do enjoy skinny-dipping. What of it?
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
07-19-2010, 02:46 PM
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I do enjoy skinny-dipping. What of it?
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Don't you have any morals and modesty. That is very not very lady like. I hope at least you do it at night when nobody is around.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
07-19-2010, 02:47 PM
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I do enjoy skinny-dipping. What of it?
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Jesus wants you to be properly ashamed of your naked body. Surely even a drunken harlot like yourself would realize this.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
07-19-2010, 02:49 PM
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Jesus wants you to be properly ashamed of your naked body. Surely even a drunken harlot like yourself would realize this.
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I am not ashamed of my body. I LIKE my body.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
07-19-2010, 02:50 PM
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I am not ashamed of my body. I LIKE my body.
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Pervert.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
07-19-2010, 03:33 PM
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Our sexuality is something that is very special and was given to us by God to share with our spouse. I know that our culture would not agree with this, but I do not speak for our culture. This is what I believe to be true from God's Holy Inspired Word, the Bible.
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I have two problems with this liberal and her whorish ways. First, when she is going on and on about sex, she never mentions children. God wants a True Christian™ man to lie with his True Christian™ wife for one reason and one reason only, to produce future True Christian™ children. If we were to follow this slattern's advice, True Christian™ husbands and wives would be fornicating willy nilly, simply to pass the time!
The second issue I have is that this mere woman is interpreting scripture! The Bible is the inerrant word of God and no one should care what this person believes about it one way or another. This false Christian tramp is trying to tell people what God wants. I will tell you what God wants, He wants us to follow His book to the letter!
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
07-19-2010, 05:03 PM
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I do enjoy skinny-dipping. What of it?
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That is disgusting!!!!
Your womanly scretions getting in the pool water, Have you no pride, no cares for the next person in the pool? You cannot drain the pool ever time you get out, that would be wasteful.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
07-19-2010, 05:15 PM
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That is disgusting!!!!
Your womanly scretions getting in the pool water, Have you no pride, no cares for the next person in the pool? You cannot drain the pool ever time you get out, that would be wasteful.
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The friends skinny-dipping with me don't seem to mind.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
07-19-2010, 06:17 PM
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The friends skinny-dipping with me don't seem to mind.
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That is because you are all sex crazed perverted demons. People like you are the reason for the decay in morality.
Jesus never walked on water naked.
Jesus never polluted the water others might use.
What makes you think you are better than Jesus?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
07-19-2010, 06:33 PM
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That is because you are all sex crazed perverted demons. People like you are the reason for the decay in morality.
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We swim, we don't have an orgy. Nudity is not, in and of itself, an invitation to sex.
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Jesus never walked on water naked.
Jesus never polluted the water others might use.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
07-19-2010, 07:34 PM
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We swim, we don't have an orgy. Nudity is not, in and of itself, an invitation to sex.
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That's a ridiculous statement. Of COURSE nudity is an invitation to sex! That's like saying that an open door is not in and of itself an invitation for somebody to walk through it.
Skinny dipping is NEVER appropriate, even if it is between a man and a wife! It does not help with conception of True Christian fetuses one bit.
You and your skinny dipping friends are whores and homosexuals.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
07-19-2010, 08:53 PM
I always make sure my gate is closed because an open gate is like an invitation to steal. Any nigra walking by who might smell something baking might just bop in hoping to grab a cake or pie cooling on the window sill.
-Edit- That was just an example. I'm not a very good baker so I don't really bake anything more complicated than cookies.
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Re: Ladies swimwear: very unladylike -
07-19-2010, 08:59 PM
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Of COURSE nudity is an invitation to sex!
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Nonsense. You shower naked. Do you expect sex every time you take a shower? My guess is no, unless the only time you shower is when you're horny.
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Skinny dipping is NEVER appropriate, even if it is between a man and a wife! It does not help with conception of True Christian fetuses one bit.
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Swimming isn't intended to make babies - it's just intended to be fun.
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You and your skinny dipping friends are whores and homosexuals.
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While some of my friends are gay (which is no big deal), as far as I know, none of us accept payment for sex.
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