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Default Re: What did Jesus say about homosexuality? Plenty! And He hates it! - 04-22-2015, 05:54 AM

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I'm gay and I stand here knowing I will receive hate and bitterness from these people and you...
Not here, you won't. The condemnation of your lifestyle that the Bible demands from the faithful may sound like hate, but it's done out of concern for you.

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...You people hate when God teaches love..
Please point out one place in the Bible where God (or Jesus) says He loves people who do not love Him first (which means doing exactly what He says [which means not being gay]).

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...I can stand here and proclaim I'm Christian and I am...
Why do you believe in a God that wants you dead?

Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

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The term is "deaf ears".

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The Bible says that anyone who is not Saved™ is trash, regardless of the particular reason(s).

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...and I am only that because I believe my Lord loves me how I am and does not want me to change...
That may be what your heart is telling you, but the Bible (which is our only evidence of Jesus' teachings, even His existence) says quite different.

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...I hope you realize the error you are making...
When every copy of the Bible worldwide suddenly and miraculously changes to say that God does not want homosexuals (and misbehaving children, and witches, and daughters of bishops who go a-whoring, and non-virgin brides who have been properly paid for, and guys who offer Him incense when He didn't tell them to [oh, wait, He killed those guys by Himself so nvm], and there's actually quite a list I should find one someone's already indexed and annotated) dead, then and only then will they believe that they are in error.

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You just got finished explaining how you don't respect their opinion.

What you do respect is their right to that opinion (which is proper).


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Default Re: What did Jesus say about homosexuality? Plenty! And He hates it! - 04-22-2015, 10:17 AM

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I'm gay and I stand here knowing I will receive hate and bitterness from these people and you. You people hate when God teaches love. Does Jesus's not say love the person not hate. I can stand here and proclaim I'm Christian and I am but it falls on death ears for you people believe I'm trash and I am only that because I believe my Lord loves me how I am and does not want me to change. Well I will say this to all to hear no matter how much you hate or belittles I love you and I know the Lord loves you even within your hate. I hope you realize the error you are making. But I respect your opinions and I wish you good day my brothers and sisters. I am 16 years old
Young lady, why do you ignore what Jesus wants? Do you hate Him so much that you consider the very words He inspired great men to write are just the empty, uninformed, superstitious, mentalist ramblings of an unhinged Bronze Age goat herder?

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

What part of this do you not understand?

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: What did Jesus say about homosexuality? Plenty! And He hates it! - 04-22-2015, 03:47 PM

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I'm gay and I stand here knowing I will receive hate and bitterness from these people and you. You people hate when God teaches love. Does Jesus's not say love the person not hate. I can stand here and proclaim I'm Christian and I am but it falls on death ears for you people believe I'm trash and I am only that because I believe my Lord loves me how I am and does not want me to change. Well I will say this to all to hear no matter how much you hate or belittles I love you and I know the Lord loves you even within your hate. I hope you realize the error you are making. But I respect your opinions and I wish you good day my brothers and sisters. I am 16 years old
You're confused, child. God commands us to love our Brothers, not every queer who walks on this earth. You and your kind bring death and destruction to the innocent children of this world and we will not support that. Only God is allowed to do that (Isaiah 45:7; Lamentations 3:38; Amos 3:6; Zechariah 8:10; Job 1:8; 12), and you are not God.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: What did Jesus say about homosexuality? Plenty! And He hates it! - 04-22-2015, 08:44 PM

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[...]I believe my Lord loves me how I am and does not want me to change.[...]
You believe you were born perfect without sin? That there is nothing to improve? That there is nothing you could or can learn? Or do you perhaps secretly believe that there is room for you to change?

Hint: The Bible says no one is born without sin, we all have to improve before we are Christians. God chose for you to overcome your faggotly lifestyle or to burn in Hell. Your choice...


Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Default Re: What did Jesus say about homosexuality? Plenty! And He hates it! - 04-25-2015, 01:24 AM

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Does Jesus's not say love the person not hate.
Your rhetorical question proves nothing. The Landover Baptists back up what they say about Jesus with direct quotations from their holy book, and if you want them to take you at all seriously, you need to do likewise.


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Default Re: What did Jesus say about homosexuality? Plenty! And He hates it! - 04-25-2015, 06:24 AM

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Pipe down, son. Our seething hatred of those who choose to pack fudge is nothing personal. If you ever decide to accept Jesus into your life and reject the girthy, unwashed phalluses of strange men, you'll be amazed at how quickly our, and God's, opinion of you will change.
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Default Re: What did Jesus say about homosexuality? Plenty! And He hates it! - 04-29-2015, 03:12 AM

Well...being a True Christian male I'm not gay of course, but my boyfriend thinks he is. He keeps bringing up the fact that the only incident in the bible of a man kissing another man is when Judas smooched a big wet sloppy on Jesus. Talk about OMG!!
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Default Re: What did Jesus say about homosexuality? Plenty! And He hates it! - 04-29-2015, 03:29 AM

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Well...being a True Christian male I'm not gay of course, but my boyfriend thinks he is. He keeps bringing up the fact that the only incident in the bible of a man kissing another man is when Judas smooched a big wet sloppy on Jesus. Talk about OMG!!
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Well...being a True Christian male I'm not gay of course...the fact that the only incident in the bible of a man kissing another man is when Judas smooched a big wet sloppy on Jesus...
But you're not a True Christian™, or you'd know about 1 Samuel 20:40-41.

1 Samuel 20:40-41 "40 And Jonathan gave his artillery unto his lad, and said unto him, Go, carry them to the city. 41 And as soon as the lad was gone, David arose out of a place toward the south, and fell on his face to the ground, and bowed himself three times: and they kissed one another, and wept one with another, until David exceeded."



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Default Re: What did Jesus say about homosexuality? Plenty! And He hates it! - 05-14-2015, 12:50 AM

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u guise are stupid lol
That's quite an enigmatic post, friend. Do you have some Scriptural support hidden somewhere in this "text speak" language you use?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Not unless the Bible advocated trolling.


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Default Re: What did Jesus say about homosexuality? Plenty! And He hates it! - 05-15-2015, 03:30 AM

piffle you guys. There is absolutely nothing wrong with homosexuality. If you think it is illegal, immoral, etc, then you are OBJECTIVELY WRONG and need to go acquire education. You insensitive pricks that tell them to kill themselves, you should be the ones killing yourselves. It would significantly reduce the amount of intolerance and innocent people committing suicide because some backwards-thinking jackass can't accept that this is 2015, not the 1800s. Thank you for reading and have a shitty day.
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piffle you guys. There is absolutely nothing wrong with homosexuality. If you think it is illegal, immoral, etc, then you are OBJECTIVELY WRONG and need to go acquire education. You insensitive pricks that tell them to kill themselves, you should be the ones killing yourselves. It would significantly reduce the amount of intolerance and innocent people committing suicide because some backwards-thinking jackass can't accept that this is 2015, not the 1800s. Thank you for reading and have a shitty day.
We do not tell people to kill themselves - that is against God's laws and secular laws. Exodus 20:13 Thou shalt not kill.
We encourage homers to change their ways, not kill themselves. That's why Landover Baptist Church pastors run one on one sessions for gaysexurals to change their ways.
But there certainly is a lot wrong with poofterdom. God tells us so:
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them


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piffle you guys. There is absolutely nothing wrong with homosexuality. If you think it is illegal, immoral, etc, then you are OBJECTIVELY WRONG and need to go acquire education. You insensitive pricks that tell them to kill themselves, you should be the ones killing yourselves. It would significantly reduce the amount of intolerance and innocent people committing suicide because some backwards-thinking jackass can't accept that this is 2015, not the 1800s. Thank you for reading and have a shitty day.
Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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piffle you guys. There is absolutely nothing wrong with homosexuality. If you think it is illegal, immoral, etc, then you are OBJECTIVELY WRONG and need to go acquire education. You insensitive pricks that tell them to kill themselves, you should be the ones killing yourselves. It would significantly reduce the amount of intolerance and innocent people committing suicide because some backwards-thinking jackass can't accept that this is 2015, not the 1800s. Thank you for reading and have a shitty day.
Why the hate, friend?

You know, if you put as much energy into being a decent, clear thinking Christian as you put into hate speech and riding rough shod over our most cherished beliefs you would be a decent, clear thinking Christian.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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piffle you guys. There is absolutely nothing wrong with homosexuality. If you think it is illegal, immoral, etc, then you are OBJECTIVELY WRONG and need to go acquire education. You insensitive pricks that tell them to kill themselves, you should be the ones killing yourselves. It would significantly reduce the amount of intolerance and innocent people committing suicide because some backwards-thinking jackass can't accept that this is 2015, not the 1800s. Thank you for reading and have a shitty day.
Friend, I spent 30 years of my miserable life chasing gay men down allies and parks to assault them. Often without consent. Mostly without consent, truth be told.

Was I wrong? Yes. My gayness and desire for the male rectum certainly made Jesus weep.

The difference between us is that I can ask Him for forgiveness. And be saved. You can too, if you take His gift and ask for forgiveness? Will you atone for your filthy and wicked sin tonight?

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piffle you guys. There is absolutely nothing wrong with homosexuality. If you think it is illegal, immoral, etc, then you are OBJECTIVELY WRONG and need to go acquire education.
We support our assertions with God's Word. You support yours with ... what exactly?

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You insensitive pricks that tell them to kill themselves, you should be the ones killing yourselves.
Typical liberal tolerance.

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It would significantly reduce the amount of intolerance and innocent people committing suicide because some backwards-thinking jackass can't accept that this is 2015, not the 1800s. Thank you for reading and have a shitty day.
I wasn't aware that God's Word had a sell-by date:

[Isaiah 40:8 KJV] 8 The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand for ever.


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piffle you guys. There is absolutely nothing wrong with homosexuality. If you think it is illegal, immoral, etc, then you are OBJECTIVELY WRONG and need to go acquire education. You insensitive pricks that tell them to kill themselves, you should be the ones killing yourselves. It would significantly reduce the amount of intolerance and innocent people committing suicide because some backwards-thinking jackass can't accept that this is 2015, not the 1800s. Thank you for reading and have a shitty day.
I wasn't surprised that Xx420Illuminati666xX hadn't posted an introduction but anyway let's move onto Objective Morality. Whether or not something is illegal is simple to determine: just look it up in the legal code (available at a library near you). Of course you'd need to be able to read to do that and if you could read you could find out what God commands on this subject. There are plenty of references in The Bible but I'll just post these two:
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18:22-25 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion. Defile not ye yourselves in any of these things: for in all these the nations are defiled which I cast out before you: And the land is defiled: therefore I do visit the iniquity thereof upon it, and the land itself vomiteth out her inhabitants.
20:13-16 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. And if a man take a wife and her mother, it is wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that there be no wickedness among you. And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast. And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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1:26b-31 Women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: and likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
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In both the Old and the New Testaments these frolics are condemned. By God. That's about as OBJECTIVE as you can get: OBJECTIVELY RIGHT.

Here is a list of associated abominations, determined by God, but probably endorsed by heathens and probably all at the same time. With no moral compass, who is there to tell you otherwise?

abominable:
sodomy
zoophilia
defilement
iniquity
vomit
mothers-in-law
incineration
wickedness
bestiality
lesbianism
unrighteousness
prostitution
more wickedness
covetousness
malice
envy
murder
debate
deceit
malignant
whispering (lisping)
backbiting (usually associated with lisping)
hating God
spite
pride
boastful
inventors of evil things (they even have catalogues)
characterised by disobedience to parents
ignorant
break covenants
no affection (except for its abominable equivalent)
implacable
unmerciful


Those abominations are not restricted to a single sex. Mr Porter has confirmed in numerous posts that this is so and many heathens who have found Jesus attest to the gross compulsions which obsess lives bereft of guidance found in The Bible, having no knowledge of His standard and wholly ignorant of the penalty He describes.

Small wonder, then, that wretches reject The Bible preferring to manufacture their own standards and cavort their way along the broad path leading to HELL. FOREVER.
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Default Re: What did Jesus say about homosexuality? Plenty! And He hates it! - 05-20-2015, 05:10 PM

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...abominable:
sodomy
zoophilia
defilement
iniquity...
Nice list, Mitzi, but you overlooked "incontinent":

2 Timothy 3:3 "Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,"

That's right, folks. Ever have an accidental little "dribble"? Maybe you were laughing too hard, or got caught out just a bit too far from the facilities, or maybe you're just getting older, or had an injury. Well, God hates you for it.


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