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Default Re: What's your desktop background? - 04-06-2014, 09:31 PM

So, is it wrong to use a mac, or not? Jeb is using one, so maybe it's okay. (Please don't get mad, I mean no disrespect, I'm just confused.)
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Default Re: What's your desktop background? - 04-06-2014, 10:32 PM

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So, is it wrong to use a mac, or not? Jeb is using one, so maybe it's okay. (Please don't get mad, I mean no disrespect, I'm just confused.)
Since Jesus killed Steve Jobs they have become a little safer. But you still have to be very careful with them.

The most important thing is to only use your computer to serve God.


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Default Re: What's your desktop background? - 04-07-2014, 01:36 AM

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So, is it wrong to use a mac, or not? Jeb is using one, so maybe it's okay. (Please don't get mad, I mean no disrespect, I'm just confused.)
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Default Re: What's your desktop background? - 04-07-2014, 02:28 AM

Mine is just the normal windows 7 background. I used to have a slide show of Sport Cars though.


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Default Re: What's your desktop background? - 04-07-2014, 05:49 AM

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Mine is just the normal windows 7 background. I used to have a slide show of Sport Cars though.
Like this?





Or this?






Or maybe this?





This one isn't much of a "sports car," but it sure does pack a powerful message for the suburban family on the go, in everything glorifying the LORD!





I love the colors and the animals representing Noah's Ark on this wonderful car!





I think any one of these would make a great background for the serious Christian!



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Default Re: What's your desktop background? - 04-07-2014, 02:56 PM

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Like this?





Or this?






Or maybe this?





This one isn't much of a "sports car," but it sure does pack a powerful message for the suburban family on the go, in everything glorifying the LORD!





I love the colors and the animals representing Noah's Ark on this wonderful car!





I think any one of these would make a great background for the serious Christian!

I didn't know cars like this existed. I am going out to paint my car like that right now!


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Default Re: What's your desktop background? - 04-07-2014, 05:04 PM

Right now, we have this one!

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Default Re: What's your desktop background? - 04-16-2014, 09:25 AM

Jeb did I see some, "Research" of yours maybe you should minimise some tabs before you post a photo.
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Default Re: What's your desktop background? - 04-16-2014, 11:03 PM

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1. I only use it for muslim shooting simulators
2. Steam helps destroy the videogame industry, it sells games so cheap it's all got to be below profit, so they're literally undercutting themselves. Now, normally I assume businesses know what they're doing, but Valve Software is run on anarchist principals - they have no management.
Imagine a company where everyone is equal and managers don't exist. A place where employees sit where they want, choose what to work on and decide each other's pay. Then, once a year, everyone goes on holiday together.
No doubt traffic is always blocked in their hallways and the drum circles don't let anyone sleep. If Valve Software is going to help the videogame industry self-destruct, why shouldn't I help them?
The average game (except for smaller independent games) seems to be 40-60 dollars. They're not going out of business with many of their prices , and the number of sales, so you're actually helping them ,not destroying them.
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Default Re: What's your desktop background? - 04-17-2014, 12:50 PM

Can you name me some of these simulators?
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What simulators?
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I added this one today:


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Default Re: What's your desktop background? - 04-18-2014, 12:07 AM

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Are you talking about what games Jeb plays? Because I'm curious too.
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Default Re: What's your desktop background? - 04-18-2014, 05:47 AM

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Brother Jeb recommended Towelheadfall, Seventy-Second Son, Angry Berbers, and Need for Speed: Camels to me.

Where can you get these games? He said he plays shooters from Steam, but they're not on there.
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Default Re: What's your desktop background? - 04-19-2014, 02:38 AM


This is my wallpaper
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Default Re: What's your desktop background? - 04-19-2014, 03:35 AM

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This is my wallpaper
So you are a queer after all. And a jap wannabe to boot.

FYI: God hates you.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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So you are a queer after all. And a jap wannabe to boot.

FYI: God hates you.
I have no clue why you'd think that from my desktop background
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Default Re: What's your desktop background? - 04-22-2014, 04:50 AM

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This is my wallpaper
I am bothered by the lack of Jesus. Why does your desktop exclude the salvific message of Christ?

Romans 14:22-23
Hast thou faith? have it to thyself before God. Happy is he that condemneth not himself in that thing which he alloweth.
And he that doubteth is damned if he eat, because he eateth not of faith: for whatsoever is not of faith is sin.


Please explain yourself.


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And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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Default Re: What's your desktop background? - 04-25-2014, 05:17 AM

I have on my screen a wonderful image of all God's creatures after the Flood emerging on the cleansed flatness of the God's Creation - the Earth.



It shows in beautiful detail how wrong the evil looter "scientists" are, as this image shows without doubt that men and dinosaurs co-existed and that birds are not dinosaur offspring (there are no bird babies with the dinosaurs as you can see). I have used this picture when homeschooling my boys in the Creation science classes (I will probably replace them with Bible Study as some Godly True Christians advised me to do so).

It was also a joy to see the other Godly backgrounds of you True Christians.

Bless you all and thank you for your kindness (1 Samuel 20:14).

Yours (in tears (of joy)),

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