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Default Re: The Antichrist Slideshow - 12-18-2006, 02:53 AM

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There is simply no excuse for not being able to pay bills or go to college. They even let women and darkies in.
I didn't say the bills go unpaid. I say it stresses me out getting them all in on time. And the phone bill......well......
We do pay bills on time. But it doesn't leave too much over for luxuries.

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People who have migraines (1) don't eat enough meat, and (2) have too much estrogen poisoning their systems. That is solely due to their failure to complete Physical Readiness Training on a daily basis and do that 10 mile run before breakfast. WOMEN! GOD expects you to dig a foxhole in three minutes, birth your baby while maintaining an accurate and deadly fire upon the enemy, toss that baby in a gas mask bag, fix bayonets and CHARGE the enemy positions. If you can't do that, you aren't a MARINE!
Ummm, well, I'm not a marine...I never enlisted. And yeah, I've heard it's tough, real tough. I wanted to join the air force, but never ended up pursuing it. Life got in the way. Oh well, it happens.
As to migraines, they don't happen from not eating enough meat. No one knows the exact cause, like hayfever, you either get migraines or you don't. Things can trigger them and one can avoid the triggers, but for a person who gets migraines...migraines are waiting to happen.

And just out of curiosity, Pastor, have their been any female marines who've done those things you've mentioned above? I'd love to hear those accounts!



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Default Re: The Antichrist Slideshow - 12-18-2006, 03:42 AM

More importantly, what has all this to do with the Satan-worshipping Popes and the Catlickers who follow them, and the Pope using an inverted cross as his symbol??
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Default Re: The Antichrist Slideshow - 12-18-2006, 05:14 PM

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More importantly, what has all this to do with the Satan-worshipping Popes and the Catlickers who follow them, and the Pope using an inverted cross as his symbol??
Rachael loves sin and hates Jesus; so does the Pope. There's your connection right there.


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Default Re: The Antichrist Slideshow - 12-18-2006, 05:27 PM

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Rachael loves sin and hates Jesus; so does the Pope. There's your connection right there.
That's fair.

Does anyone have more information on the Satanic rites of Catlicks?
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Default Re: The Antichrist Slideshow - 12-24-2006, 12:16 PM

I know they like whole vampirism and cannibal symbolism a lot. Oh, and they believe in dunking babies in water shortly after they're born. And before a young catholic can participate in the stupid vampire ritual thing a priest has to pour oil all over the kid's head in a special ceremony. Lol.



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Default Re: The Antichrist Slideshow - 04-29-2007, 12:30 PM

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Simple, we are the ONLY Church in the world to follow the ENTIRE Bible.
THAT'S why we are His favourite Church!
Do Landover Baptists observe kosher?
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Default Re: The Antichrist Slideshow - 04-29-2007, 12:37 PM

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Do Landover Baptists observe kosher?
No, since our Lord has specifically abolished those laws:
Acts 10:9 On the morrow, as they went on their journey, and drew nigh unto the city, Peter went up upon the housetop to pray about the sixth hour:
10 And he became very hungry, and would have eaten: but while they made ready, he fell into a trance,
11 And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending upon him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth:
12 Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air.
13 And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.
14 But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean.
15 And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.
16 This was done thrice: and the vessel was received up again into heaven.

Since sea creatures are not mentioned in that passage, we have no idea whether or not lobsters and shrimps have been cleansed in the blood of Jesus, so we avoid eating them. But God has definitely cleansed all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air.


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