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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
03-11-2011, 10:51 AM
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seems a bit harsh on 22 blokes kicking a bit of inflated leather around IMO, I quite like a game of footy as a boy didn't make me a raging arse bandit.
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03-11-2011, 11:16 AM
I suppose you like americaaaan football, all that padding and helmets
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03-11-2011, 11:21 AM
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I suppose you like americaaaan football, all that padding and helmets
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It's spelled "American," and you capitalize it, heathen!
Show some respect, you're on American soil, and we're proud and our country could totally destroy your country at will.
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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03-11-2011, 11:30 AM
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It's spelled "American," and you capitalize it, heathen!
Show some respect, you're on American soil, and we're proud and our country could totally destroy your country at will.
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1. trying using english, no 'z'
2. this is the internet not any soil
3. how christian of you
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03-11-2011, 12:18 PM
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1. trying using english, no 'z'
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We don't speak effeminate English here, we speak American!
We don't go to your "Kiss Royal Ass" forum and tell you how to spell!
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this is the internet not any soil
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Wrong again, Mr. Nightynight!
Thank you, sir! I see you are finally being reasonable.
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The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name.~Exodus 15:3
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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03-11-2011, 12:36 PM
glad you are using 'Mr' it does show some education for a hillbilly hick, strange ideas on christianity though. war - don't see that in the big ten. Funny how we accuse the Muslims of twisting the text of the koran to suit their arguments but miss our own tresspasses.
he without sin throw the first stone eh?
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03-11-2011, 12:47 PM
America- the only country ever to run to the French for help!
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03-11-2011, 01:23 PM
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glad you are using 'Mr' it does show some education for a hillbilly hick
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What a rude scut you are!
Why are europeans so stupid and hateful?
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strange ideas on christianity though.
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Only if you're ignorant and haven't read the Bible. It's not my fault you are stupid, don't take it out on me.
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war - don't see that in the big ten. Funny how we accuse the Muslims of twisting the text of the koran to suit their arguments but miss our own tresspasses.
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First it's hick, now it's "we?"
We're not going to save you a third time euro-trash, we're sick of it.
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he without sin throw the first stone eh?
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Typical cherry-picking of the uneducated. Righteous judgment is beloved by the LORD; the passage you so vaguely refer to is against hypocritical judgment.
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.~John 7:24
I guess you missed this one on your extensive studies?
Perhaps where you come from hick means "my better?" That would make sense. You should learn American though so you don't sound so dumb.
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America- the only country ever to run to the French for help!
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You still have a royal family; how sad is that?
Did Prince Charles get to pork your hairy wife on your wedding day?
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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03-11-2011, 01:34 PM
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What a rude scut you are!
Why are europeans so stupid and hateful?
Only if you're ignorant and haven't read the Bible. It's not my fault you are stupid, don't take it out on me.
First it's hick, now it's "we?"
We're not going to save you a third time euro-trash, we're sick of it.
Typical cherry-picking of the uneducated. Righteous judgment is beloved by the LORD; the passage you so vaguely refer to is against hypocritical judgment.
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.~John 7:24
I guess you missed this one on your extensive studies?
Perhaps were you come from hick means "my superior?" That would make sense.
You still have a royal family; how sad is that?
I'd die first. You are a coward living under the yoke of your pasty fat masters.
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nah, you reckon?
BTW serious question - isn't America's debt owned by China, basically with 3 trillion $ they own the USA effectively? so we got a bunch of half germans as a royal family (who have no power) you have a president who owned by Mr Hin Jintao who promotes a non relegious communist state. LOL
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03-11-2011, 01:40 PM
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you have a president who owned by Mr Hin Jintao who promotes a non relegious communist state. LOL
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We are well aware of our plague presidency, thank you. Obama wants to turn the US into a mooselimb communissss country.
We can not wait for 2012 - providing there is no Rapture in the mean time - when Sarah Palin will put an end to all that nonsense, and will put the Bible where it belongs: in the constitution.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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03-11-2011, 01:44 PM
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nah, you reckon?
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Reckon that you are rude and hateful, like most europeans?
Why yes I do!
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BTW serious question - isn't America's debt owned by China, basically with 3 trillion $ they own the USA effectively?
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How do you reckon they'll collect?
You're just angry they won't invest in your dump of a country because it is worthless.
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so we got a bunch of half germans as a royal family (who have no power)
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I reckon them living like royalty (ha ha) riding around in diamond-encrusted carriages and having you BOW to them and serve them hand and foot begs otherwise.
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you have a president who owned by Mr Hin Jintao who promotes a non relegious communist state. LOL
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China owns some paper they can't collect on, they're just beginning to realize how we played them.
Someday you'll figure it out.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
03-11-2011, 01:57 PM
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Reckon that you are rude and hateful, like most europeans?
Why yes I do!
How do you reckon they'll collect?
You're just angry they won't invest in your dump of a country because it is worthless.
I reckon them living like royalty (ha ha) riding around in diamond-encrusted carriages and having you BOW to them and serve them hand and foot begs otherwise.
China owns some paper they can't collect on, they're just beginning to realize how we played them.
Someday you'll figure it out.
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I'll start from the top.
Americans I am told do not understand 'irony' this is certainly the case here
Buying your debt is not investing sonny that's buying you like a loan shark
bow, serve? I see you have never been here, the royals pay more in taxes than they get from us, small but true fact.
mmmm can't collect? they've just brought out a new stealth fighter jet no?
But I think you'll find getting their money back maybe more simple than you think through legal means, if the US defaults on its debt your economy will go down the toilet as no one will lend you any more money - see Greece, Spain and Ireland et al and their current economy problems due to having stuffed credit rating
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03-11-2011, 02:06 PM
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I'll start from the top.
Americans I am told do not understand 'irony' this is certainly the case here
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No, it's not. That's what so funny.
I know you don't get it, because it's over your head.
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Buying what? They own nothing but paper they can't collect on, kiddo.
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bow, serve? I see you have never been here, the royals pay more in taxes than they get from us, small but true fact.
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Where did they get the money they pay the taxes with, pray tell?
Hmmm? How did they make all of that money, sport?
It was YOU, dummy! Ha ha Brits are notorious suckers for a reason.
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mmmm can't collect? they've just brought out a new stealth fighter jet no?
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The stealth fighter based on 1980s USA technology?
Wow, fancy, color me impressed.
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But I think you'll find getting their money back maybe more simple than you think through legal means, if the US defaults on its debt your economy will go down the toilet as no one will lend you any more money - see Greece, Spain and Ireland et al and their current economy problems due to having stuffed credit rating
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It's so funny you don't understand this.
If the US defaults on its debt the ENTIRE WORLD ECONOMY will go down, fool!
If the entire economy collapses, this will lead to World War III.
Which will end with nuclear destruction of all enemies of the USA as need be and subjugation of the rest of the world even further.
USA wins again! USA! USA!
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
03-11-2011, 02:08 PM
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No, it's not. That's what so funny.
I know you don't get it, because it's over your head.
Buying what? They own nothing but paper they can't collect on, kiddo.
Where did they get the money they pay the taxes with, pray tell?
Hmmm? How did they make all of that money, sport?
It was YOU, dummy! Ha ha Brits are notorious suckers for a reason.
The stealth fighter based on 1980s USA technology?
Wow, fancy, color me impressed.
It's so funny you don't understand this.
If the US defaults on its debt the ENTIRE WORLD ECONOMY will go down, fool!
If the entire economy collapses, this will lead to World War III.
Which will end with nuclear destruction of all enemies of the USA as need be and subjugation of the rest of the world even further.
USA wins again! USA! USA!
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blimey you aren't half funny son beam LOL
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Dear Nightynight,
You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.
Reason: Accusing us of not understanding irony
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We know exactly what it is pal! I could explain it to you, but I won't.
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03-12-2011, 07:47 AM
I will miss him, he was the closest thing to a friend I ever had.
Nighty night, Nightynight. I'm sorry you will burn in Hell.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
03-15-2011, 06:35 AM
Cranky Old Man this is by far the stupidist alligation i have seen you post. Your reason #1 is that soccer is all about lying and cheating. Its not. Its a sport, just like football, tennis, etc. Referess may make a bad call but that is in EVERY sport and isnt the actual sports fault. #2 Soccer players want to be treated like prophets...Have you asked a soccer player what he wants? who are you to act like you know what goes on in everybody else's mind? #3 Soccer is about sex and drugs...seriously...again its about the sport and just like EVERY OTHER SPORT some atheletes may take drugs to inhance their preformance and that is wrong. But you really have no place to comment on people taking drugs because you clearly are on something and its not life and its not God. I could rant on and on all day about how wrong you are but I have a life and I dont take all my hate and discontent out on random things. You are angry at the world that is clear to see but nothing MAKES anyone doign ANYTHING. God gave us a choice. we CHOOSE what we want to do with this blessed life. I pray one day you wont be angry and you will br filled with love and instead of looking for things to be angry at and clain its gods rath, i hope you can see all the good in them.
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03-15-2011, 02:54 PM
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Cranky Old Man this is by far the stupidist alligation i have seen you post.
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Are you always this nice to people?
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... I could rant on and on all day
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Indeed you could. Perhaps next time you could actually read the post before you respond to it.
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You are angry at the world that is clear to see but nothing MAKES anyone doign ANYTHING. God gave us a choice. we CHOOSE what we want to do with this blessed life.
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Yes, and some people choose to be lying cheating drug addicted soccer players. And I chose a rightful life of obeying God's every wish. Guess how this story is going to end...
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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03-16-2011, 03:33 AM
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Yes, and some people choose to be lying cheating drug addicted soccer players.
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DId you catch that? SOME people. Its not the sports fault. I am only saying this because i play soccer and i dont think it has Gods hate on it. When I was growing up all I heard about God was that he was all love and forgiveness. Since I found this site it seems that the only thing you people talk about here is Gods hate. I honestly do not believe God hates soccer. However everyone is intittled to their opinion. You are and so am I. No one knows for sure whos is the 'right' one though. We can only pray.
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03-16-2011, 03:35 AM
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DId you catch that? SOME people. Its not the sports fault. I am only saying this because i play soccer and i dont think it has Gods hate on it. When I was growing up all I heard about God was that he was all love and forgiveness. Since I found this site it seems that the only thing you people talk about here is Gods hate. I honestly do not believe God hates soccer. However everyone is intittled to their opinion. You are and so am I. No one knows for sure whos is the 'right' one though. We can only pray.
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"Jesus does not hate anyone."
That's not true. God hates the sin AND the sinner, and Jesus is God (John 10:30 I and my Father are one.).
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Lev 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.
Hosea 9:15 All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.
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Please read the WHOLE Bible before it's too late.
Before you complain about the the fact that the verses I cited were from the Old Testament, as if that somehow makes them worthless, consider this:
In the Old Testament, it says that God hates "all workers of iniquity" (Ps 5:5).
In the New Testament, what does Jesus say that he is going to do to these workers of iniquity? Is he going to love them? Is he going to be their pal, and tell them that it's ok to be themselves? Let's see...
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Matt 13:41-42 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.
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I pray that you have found this enlightening.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! -
03-19-2011, 01:14 PM
i own a soccer team and i would rather spend my sundays there
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