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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
04-14-2012, 01:23 AM
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sure. then it's a good thing it got reported to the FBI aswell.
if not CIA, then let FBI take care of it, or iam sure theyll make sure someone will
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Even if it's been shown that NO LAWS WERE BROKEN?
You do know that there are severe penalties for wasting FBI resources?
Whatever, go ahead.
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04-14-2012, 01:24 AM
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sure. then it's a good thing it got reported to the FBI aswell.
if not CIA, then let FBI take care of it, or iam sure theyll make sure someone will
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Listen up, jackass:
We get jokers like you in here everyday threatening to report us to the FBI for this offense or that.
I've got a newsflash for you: It is not against the law for us to believe in the whole Bible, no matter how much it offends you.
I can assure you my good friends in the FBI know the law better than you do, and they wouldn't bother a God-fearing church like ours.
Go be a hero somewhere else.
Also, you know the CIA handles international affairs like terrorism and enemy nations, right? You probably don't know that, because you are retarded.
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
04-14-2012, 01:24 AM
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sure. then it's a good thing it got reported to the FBI aswell.
if not CIA, then let FBI take care of it, or iam sure theyll make sure someone will
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Oh no, you've scared everybody off the forum!!
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04-14-2012, 01:28 AM
so iam a joker.
i find this to be a serious matter and thats why i reported it. i dont have anything against your religion, iam a christian myself, but i have something against arranged marriage when one is a minor
this is the lsat you will hear from me, as i am wasting my time
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
04-14-2012, 01:30 AM
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this is the lsat you will hear from me, as i am wasting my time
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Also, you are embarrassing yourself and making a fool of yourself and wasting the time of Law Enforcement Officers like myself.
Do you know how sick cops get of people like you?
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
04-14-2012, 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted by lawandorder
so iam a joker.
i find this to be a serious matter and thats why i reported it. i dont have anything against your religion, iam a christian myself, but i have something against arranged marriage when one is a minor
this is the lsat you will hear from me, as i am wasting my time
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So you're a Christian who is opposed to certain instructions and provisions of the Holy Bible?
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
04-14-2012, 01:39 AM
lawandorder you tell them. ofc don richards your not a real cop or if you are your a freaking pediphile who likes to use guns. NONE of you except me and lawandorder are even OBJECTING to this post. you pieces of garbage make me sick.
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04-14-2012, 01:41 AM
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lawandorder you tell them. ofc don richards your not a real cop or if you are your a freaking pediphile who likes to use guns. NONE of you except me and lawandorder are even OBJECTING to this post. you pieces of garbage make me sick.
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Ofc. Richards has been a cop for over 20 years. He is actually a sheriff now.
If you have an objection with us, you have an objection with what the Bible says.
We are given clear instructions for selling our children by Holy Scripture, so go complain to GOD about it, not us.
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
04-14-2012, 01:55 AM
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Originally Posted by lawandorder
so iam a joker.
i find this to be a serious matter and thats why i reported it. i dont have anything against your religion, iam a christian myself, but i have something against arranged marriage when one is a minor
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You do know God has arranged marriages himself, right? Isaac and Rebekah's marriage was arraigned and God blessed them with Jacob, His favorite trickster. Esau, his twin, sadly incurred the hatred of the LORD, but Jacob was renamed "Israel" from which we get our twelve tribes. Esther was yanked away from her family to marry a kind and saved a bunch of Jews. Why do you think God would abandon a True Christian™ like Brother Captain Portway? Who knows what great things He has in store for our Brother in Christ?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
04-14-2012, 02:14 AM
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Originally Posted by lawandorder
so iam a joker.
i find this to be a serious matter and thats why i reported it. i dont have anything against your religion, iam a christian myself, but i have something against arranged marriage when one is a minor
this is the lsat you will hear from me, as i am wasting my time
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Gimme a break screw; you're just another cop who can't get a boner and blames society for it.
C'mon flatfoot, jump on that firm and juicy youngblood and get with the Bible. You ain't fooling nobody.
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
04-14-2012, 08:20 AM
Can't you all just stop arguing about me? I got married to Aaron before God, I'm his wife now, why can't you all just leave me alone? Aaron just gets so mad when people say he's a pedofile and he's breaking the laws and he yells and I just want him to stop getting so mad.
So just stop OK? Just let me be his wife like God wants and everything will be just fine.
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
04-14-2012, 08:32 AM
Now see what the precious darling has been put through, thanks to the incessant meddling of false Christians and secularists?
If only everybody followed GOD's word to the letter, she could be happy.
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
04-15-2012, 08:53 PM
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I love you Mommy! I hope I can see you soon. I really miss you. Make sure you feed my dog. Tell her I love her and give her a hug for me!
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Dear, the sooner you stop whining to Mommy about how much you miss me, the sooner your husband will trust you enough to let you see me.
1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
04-15-2012, 08:57 PM
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im very sorry about your marriage Naomi. if he strikes you then dont hesitate to report him as an abusive husband. i mean he already probably raped you. im so sorry. i was thinking of you on the saturday of your wedding, i couldnt help but feel bad.
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How dare you say such things to my daughter! We all know that women are only raped if they're sluts. Are you calling my daughter a slut?! She is an obedient and loving (if a little slow) wife!
1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
04-15-2012, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Naomi Portway
Can't you all just stop arguing about me? I got married to Aaron before God, I'm his wife now, why can't you all just leave me alone? Aaron just gets so mad when people say he's a pedofile and he's breaking the laws and he yells and I just want him to stop getting so mad.
So just stop OK? Just let me be his wife like God wants and everything will be just fine.
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See, now you sickular fools have gone and upset my poor daughter. What's worse: You've upset her husband!
1 Corinthians 14:34 Shut up and get back in the kitchen!
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
04-17-2012, 03:56 AM
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What's worse: You've upset her husband!
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Well, I hope you two Godless pagans are happy with yourselves, see what you've done now???
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
05-01-2012, 10:23 AM
Truly some sick people over here..
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05-01-2012, 11:36 AM
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Truly some sick people over here..
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I know, right? Those damned secularists sticking their unsaved noses into MY business! And it's not like I did anything illegal OR unBiblical!
You're right friend, there are some sick people out there! Say, you ought to start an introduction thread, you seem like our kind of person!
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
05-01-2012, 11:53 AM
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she'll have a nice warm cherry pie waiting for you every night after you get home from work..
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...Even though i feel really bad about the 14 year old being auctioned of like a piece of meat this made me lol pretty hard.
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Re: Is Anyone Willing to Purchase my Daughter? -
05-01-2012, 12:05 PM
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...Even though i feel really bad about the 14 year old being auctioned of like a piece of meat this made me lol pretty hard.
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While her baking skills aren't what they could be, why would this be funny to you? You think a wife trying to please her husband is funny? Her pie might not be the best I've ever eaten, but Lord knows she is trying her best.
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