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Animals are stupid -
01-28-2012, 02:50 AM
I love to hunt. However today some stupid deer decided to try to jump over my fence. Clearly Jesus wanted to give me extra time for Bible study today.
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James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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01-28-2012, 04:47 AM
I also love to hunt, it's infact one of my favourite hobbies, i have hunted everything from deers, rabbits, foxes and bears all over America to baby seals and moose in Canada, i am currently saving money for a trip to Africa where i'm going to hunt rhinos and elephants, oh how i look forward to it! Can't wait!
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01-28-2012, 07:40 AM
I keep seeing these adverts saying there are only about a hundred of some leopard left in some foreign mountains or other.
Now THERE'S a challenge.
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01-28-2012, 08:00 AM
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I keep seeing these adverts saying there are only about a hundred of some leopard left in some foreign mountains or other.
Now THERE'S a challenge.
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If they become extinct, i guess that God will create new ones, so nothing to worry about there
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01-28-2012, 08:04 AM
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If they become extinct, i guess that God will create new ones, so nothing to worry about there
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Will He really? Where did you get that un-biblical idea from?
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01-28-2012, 08:45 AM
I watched a very disturbing television program the other day about mountain gorillas. There are now very few left.
This means that if you want to bag yourself a gorilla you will have to be quick. I always wanted a baby gorilla head to put on my table. I shall have to start saving to get out their before it's too late.
Genesis 10:9 He was a mighty hunter before the LORD: wherefore it is said, Even as Nimrod the mighty hunter before the LORD.
Genesis 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
GLORY!
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Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
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01-28-2012, 05:42 PM
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Will He really? Where did you get that un-biblical idea from?
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God can do anything, if He wants to create new leopards, He will
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01-28-2012, 06:06 PM
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I love to hunt. However today some stupid deer decided to try to jump over my fence. Clearly Jesus wanted to give me extra time for Bible study today.
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Someone know the cathlic actor Romy Schneider? Her son died the same way.
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Then came the cruellest blow of all: a mother’s worst nightmare. In July 1981, Romy’s 14 year old son David, the centre of her world, managed to impale himself on railings at his grandparents’ home and bled to death.
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01-28-2012, 07:00 PM
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God can do anything, if He wants to create new leopards, He will
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Yes, but that's hardly Biblical reality is it. That's just coming out with a non sequitur and playing the God can do anything card when we ask you for scripture.
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01-28-2012, 10:45 PM
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I watched a very disturbing television program the other day about mountain gorillas. There are now very few left.
This means that if you want to bag yourself a gorilla you will have to be quick. I always wanted a baby gorilla head to put on my table. I shall have to start saving to get out their before it's too late.
Genesis 10:9 He was a mighty hunter before the LORD: wherefore it is said, Even as Nimrod the mighty hunter before the LORD.
Genesis 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
GLORY!
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Don't the atheists say they are the same as Humans? You could get a nigra head, they can be had cheap enough and they are everywhere you look.
Those head things are creepy, the eyes just seem to follow your every movement. I would rather see a hot pie dripping in front of me.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Animals are stupid -
01-29-2012, 08:49 AM
I cannot believe that you, as superior intelectuals would treat animals this way!
They are giving themselves sacrifices for you, at least show them the slightest respect or dignity! You disgust me, you are beyond criminals.
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01-29-2012, 08:53 AM
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I cannot believe that you, as superior intelectuals would treat animals this way!
They are giving themselves sacrifices for you, at least show them the slightest respect or dignity! You disgust me, you are beyond criminals.
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It's not like animals have souls. Do you treat rocks with such tender loving care, too?
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Re: Animals are stupid -
01-29-2012, 08:57 AM
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It's not like animals have souls. Do you treat rocks with such tender loving care, too?
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They are living beings, the most valuable comodity in the Universe.The natural selection is Ok, hunting for food is ethical but disrespecting or considiring animals inferior is beyond an abomanation. They can feel pain, fear, agony, respect, empathy. Most of them socialize and are unbelievably intelligent. They are beyond wars or murders. They are members of the natural chain, in which any entity may give it's life for another. We should respect that.
Besides we are animals too...
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01-29-2012, 09:03 AM
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They are living beings, the most valuable comodity in the Universe.
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This is part of your atheist lie. The most valuable commodity in the universe is humanity, created in the image and likeness of God:
What is man, that thou art mindful of him? and the son of man, that thou visitest him?
For thou hast made him a little lower than the angels, and hast crowned him with glory and honour.
Thou madest him to have dominion over the works of thy hands; thou hast put all things under his feet
Psalm 8:4-6
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The natural selection is Ok, hunting for food is ethical but disrespecting or considiring animals inferior is beyond an abomanation...
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But...they're food. They are inferior.
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Besides we are animals too...
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Maybe atheists are, but True Christians™ are certainly not animals.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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01-29-2012, 09:14 AM
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This is part of your atheist lie. The most valuable commodity in the universe is humanity, created in the image and likeness of God:
What is man, that thou art mindful of him? and the son of man, that thou visitest him?
For thou hast made him a little lower than the angels, and hast crowned him with glory and honour.
Thou madest him to have dominion over the works of thy hands; thou hast put all things under his feet
Psalm 8:4-6
But...they're food. They are inferior.
Maybe atheists are, but True Christians™ are certainly not animals.
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Through reasoning and basic biology knowledge, we can come to the conclusion that the most advanced and valuable life forms are parasites. Their ingenious use of their enviroment allows the most efficient reporduction and living, even better than humans. They can travel through water, through insects, or through religious propaganda. There are many other methods they can use to adapt.
THEY ARE NOT JUST FOOD. They weren't designed to be eaten, but they were designed to survive just like you, so they becoming food is something sad yet necessary. You can not tream them as inferiors. I would likely die as well if it meant the continuation of other life forms, even if it meant animals. If they can overcome me they are free to have my flesh.
PS: The most intelligent animals (Dolphins, meerkats, rare species of dogs, monkeys and gorrillas) are so clever they actually have reasoning in such a way they can overcome primal instinct and they can solve math (Dolphins have the best memory and logic) and through the definition of soul we can conclude that these animals have "souls" haha
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01-29-2012, 09:23 AM
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Through reasoning and basic biology knowledge...
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And unto man he said, Behold, the fear of the LORD, that is wisdom; and to depart from evil is understanding.
Job 28:28
You talk of reasoning and knowledge but it is all of nothing if it rejects the LORD. You talk of being created but refuse to acknowledge the Creator.
Your heart is so hard unto God. You will surely burn in Hell for all eternity if you do not change your ways.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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01-29-2012, 09:43 AM
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And unto man he said, Behold, the fear of the LORD, that is wisdom; and to depart from evil is understanding.
Job 28:28
You talk of reasoning and knowledge but it is all of nothing if it rejects the LORD. You talk of being created but refuse to acknowledge the Creator.
Your heart is so hard unto God. You will surely burn in Hell for all eternity if you do not change your ways.
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Thank you for the tottaly valid and proof sustained argument. And thank you for that awesome warning. I am now a born-again christian. (This is irony if you do not have the necessary intelligence to understand.)
Since the existance of time, scientists and great minds alike have wanted total coexistance within the human race and within the animal kingdom. Equal rights for everyone regardless of sexual preferences etc. and the total contact and peace with animals.
Since the existance of time religion has impeded that wish. However, none as hard as Christianity
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01-29-2012, 10:40 AM
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I am now a born-again christian. (This is irony if you do not have the necessary intelligence to understand.)
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It does not take much intelligence to see that you are no Christian, and that you will burn in Hell if you stay your course.
It takes intelligence to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, to thank Him for His temporary sacrifice, to live your life according to His laws, and to reject anal sex, phallic idolatry, black magic, augury, astrology, anthropomancy, and harvest festivals.
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Re: Animals are stupid -
01-29-2012, 01:05 PM
This 'animals have souls BS' has gone on long enough. I have not seen a single animal give themself to God. They all want to be tossed in the lakes of fire and brimstone. God made man the manager of the Earth. If animals need to die, even if just for our amusement, so be it. An animal is no different from a plant or a tree. God put it there for us to do with as we see fit.
Please friend, show me the scripture that states animals are superieor beings that need to be kowtowed to.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Animals are stupid -
01-29-2012, 07:28 PM
If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did He make them out of delicious meat?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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