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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 06:14 PM

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That is disgusting!
How dare you threaten people with eternal damnation, you sick, inhuman devils!
We do nothing more than point out what God has spelled out very clearly in the Bible.

Please, do not shoot the messengers for we are but humble servants of God.

You should join us and become a humble servant of God too. Then you won't have to be so angry all the time.


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Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 06:15 PM

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That is disgusting!
How dare you threaten people with eternal damnation, you sick, inhuman devils!
Listen Missy, if God says you are going to Hell, then you ARE going to Hell.
We don't make the rules.

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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 06:16 PM

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That is a lie of Satan. No doubt, you have been reading atheist fantasies about monkeys popping out human babies,
Humans didn't come from apes.

Rather, Humans and Apes have the same common ancestor at some point. The two races branched off in their own ways to become what they are today.
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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 06:17 PM

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Humans didn't come from apes.

Rather, Humans and Apes have the same common ancestor at some point. The two races branched off in their own ways to become what they are today.
Not true.
Why do you believe these lies?
God made us in His image.
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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 06:19 PM

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That is disgusting!
How dare you threaten people with eternal damnation, you sick, inhuman devils!
Sorry to shatter your cosy, pink-cloud worldviews of a false Jesus who loves bunnies and cuddles everyone in Heaven. Sorry for teaching what Jesus actually taught.

Mark 9:43-48
And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:
Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.




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Humans didn't come from apes.

Rather, Humans and Apes have the same common ancestor at some point. The two races branched off in their own ways to become what they are today.
Yeah, of course, and then nothing exploded into everything to make the universe. Why do you believe such stupid fairytales?

The Bible plainly states that Adam is a Man, not an ape. Get your facts straight.


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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 06:20 PM

Fap is another term for masturbation. It's popular among kids and random online forum sites. This whole forum is very perverse.
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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 06:22 PM

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Fap is another term for masturbation. It's popular among kids and random online forum sites. This whole forum is very perverse.
Are we bringing up the m-subject? No, it's you. How can you then accuse us of being perverted? Hypocrite.


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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 06:27 PM

Fap = To m'ing
Fappable = hot enough to jack off to.
Honestly I don't know why everyone is getting so worked up, she's too stupid to handle any of the responsibilities she is trying to get, you might as well find some use for the pictures of her.

Personally I find her to be sickeningly vapid, but still, I'd hate piffle the shit out of that body.

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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 06:27 PM

the sound one makes when m'ing himself to extascy.

you asked

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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 06:34 PM

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the sound one makes when m'ing himself to extascy.

you asked
It's the same sound as your head will make when Satan crushes it. Over and over again.

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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 07:12 PM

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Rather, Humans and Apes have the same common ancestor at some point. The two races branched off in their own ways to become what they are today.
Wow, evolution is getting more horrible by the day.

First you evilutionists kept saying we came from apes, not you're saying that we came from the retard ancestors of apes.

Mind-boggling!


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Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 07:12 PM

Y'all best be trollin.
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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 07:14 PM

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Y'all best be trollin.
We do not take kindly to threats around here.

I realize I am posting in the "Men's Only" thread, and Jesus™ does not like that, but I cannot let this harrasment continue without speaking out.
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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 07:15 PM

What harassment? I simply stated that you guys better be trolling. If not, then it's quite sad.
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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 07:19 PM

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What harassment? I simply stated that you guys better be trolling. If not, then it's quite sad.
You had best not be mocking our beliefs, friend.
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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 07:22 PM

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You had best not be mocking our beliefs, friend.
Not at all. I am simply stating that to be Christian is to be "Christ like". Since Christ himself hung out with the worst of the worst and even had a tax collector for a friend and eventually a prophet that shouldn't you be a little more open to those that you consider sinners?
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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 07:22 PM

to correct the evolutionist, evolution explains that man is still an ape. just as a duck is still a bird, but all birds are not ducks.
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What harassment? I simply stated that you guys better be trolling.
There is an implied (no, a LITERAL, OPEN threat) (rather like a literal, open SORE) in the statement, "You best be trolling..."

As in "Or else...."

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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 07:25 PM

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Fap = To m'ing
Fappable = hot enough to jack off to.
Honestly I don't know why everyone is getting so worked up, she's too stupid to handle any of the responsibilities she is trying to get, you might as well find some use for the pictures of her.

Personally I find her to be sickeningly vapid, but still, I'd hate piffle the shit out of that body.
I come from the distant land of teh internetz. I am retarded.

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Default Re: What is Fap? - 03-23-2010, 07:26 PM

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Not at all. I am simply stating that to be Christian is to be "Christ like". Since Christ himself hung out with the worst of the worst and even had a tax collector for a friend and eventually a prophet that shouldn't you be a little more open to those that you consider sinners?
We don't hate the Sinner, we hate The Sin.
We are merely trying to help them avoid Hell.
I would never dare attempt to impersonte Jesus. I cannot be "Christ Like".
I follow the teachings of Jesus to assure myself of Eternal Salvation.
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