[tyler the earthworm]

You left out the wiccans

[Thomas Dalton]

Originally Posted by earthlover

You left out the wiccans

Since witches worship Satan, you can hardly call it a religion. Otherwise you would have to add the gaysexuality cult as well.

I think their best bet is to add themselves to the false God worshiper catagory.

But I digress, welcome to the friendliest Forum on the internet! Why don't you create a thread in the introduction forum in which you state which church you attend, what your favourite Bible verse is, and your favourite hunting rifle. (I bet it's Exodus 22:18, since you felt the need to remind a Christian forum about the existence of witches, am I right ?)

YiC,

Thomas

[tyler the earthworm]

really my friend i just said that to see what you guys would say lol i am a wiccan and proud to be


May the Goddess be with you all
Blessed Be

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by earthlover

really my friend i just said that to see what you guys would say lol i am a wiccan and proud to be


May the Goddess be with you all
Blessed Be

Ah yes, the age-old practice of wicca...from 1951.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by earthlover

really my friend i just said that to see what you guys would say lol i am a wiccan and proud to be


May the Goddess be with you all
Blessed Be

This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I now hurl it at you in Christ's name!

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

[TheFlaccidMocker]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I now hurl it at you in Christ's name!

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

Disregarding beliefs, that prayer was quite awesome.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by TheTallMocker

Disregarding beliefs, that prayer was quite awesome.

And effective, too.

[Brandon9993]

Im sorry if what i am about to say offends you, I am just answering the question of this thread. I am an Atheist. I just to be an Agnostic Thiest, (im sorry if i didnt spell that correctly) but once i visited this sight, i quickly turned into an Atheist. It seems everyone on this website hates just about everything and everyone that isn't the bible or doesn't live there life by the bible. People like that are why religious people are stereotyped so badly. There is a user on here (I will not list names.) and i have read a few of his threads. He seems to live his life by hating everything but the bible. He rejects creativity as well. Without creativity we would have to houses, no schools, no computers, no medicine, no nothing! He also takes something he doesn't like, such as soccer, and posts things about it such as how gay it is, how it influences sex and drugs and 'all the bad stuff.' He posts pictures of the players grabbing each others 'junk' and says that, all soccer players are gay because of that. The reason I bring this up is because... well honestly he just really made me mad I guess. It wasnt the fact he doesnt like soccer or creativity of anything, but it was the fact that everything he thinks is 100% correct.. He is the most arrogant person i have every read on. People said that football was gay, (he like football i guess because he said it wasnt gay and there was nothing wrong with it) and posted pictures of football players doing gay things, and he just blew it off saying they were falling, and landed in a gay position.. THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN THE PICTURES OF THE SOCCER PEOPLE. well anyways, thank you for reading my post. Im not really sure why I posted at all, but i guess i needed to blow of some steam.

P.S. try to convince people into your religion, not forcing them into it. thanks

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Brandon9993

It wasnt the fact he doesnt like soccer or creativity of anything, but it was the fact that everything he thinks is 100% correct.

But of course! Everything he thinks is 100% Biblical!

Hallelujah!!!

[Bob4God]

Originally Posted by Brandon9993

He posts pictures of the players grabbing each others 'junk' and says that, all soccer players are gay because of that.

That doesn't seem gay to you?

I think you're living proof of just how warped society is.

[Brandon9993]

nono, lol im saying that just because of that one picutre, of two guys, he thinks they are ALL gay.

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by Brandon9993

nono, lol im saying that just because of that one picutre, of two guys, he thinks they are ALL gay.

You really aren't seeing the whole picture at all. Look, I can see why someone with a shaky grasp on his own sexuality would solely fixate on a picture of an athletic young man grasping the man jewels of another athletic young man, but you fail to realise that we are looking to God for our moral compass. We're not just taking our prejudices and trying to ram them down other people's throats with no evidence (like your ridiculous claim that gayness and soccer don't go hand in ummm... hand *ahem*).

We are constantly besieged by opinionated unbelievers like yourself who come here with nothing more than their discriminatory opinions that they are right and God is wrong because they had a thought that they think is special.

If, on reading the Bible, it becomes obvious that a whole sport is a festering boil on society full of homosexuals cavorting with each other even in the open in a field then God tells us what to do about that. Heathens constantly come up with new ways to behave in a gay way that they think aren't covered by God's laws. But do we gain thanks for being vigilant?

Heed the warning. God hates what you are doing and will burn you forever unless you behave in ways patiently and unambiguously laid out for you in god's own instruction manual

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by Brandon9993

nono, lol im saying that just because of that one picutre, of two guys, he thinks they are ALL gay.

What about showers? We all know what goes on after the match when the male hormones of competition and vanity merge. No doubt they start off comparing their muscles (by now all soapy and slippery to the touch) but it does not stop there. It would not surprise me if the (relatively) innocent touching would explode into an orgy of penile touching (to measure length and girth, I imagine).

The whole disgusting thing could devolve into a male on male malodourous mountain of manflesh Nothing could stop this freight train of fornical sodomism reaching a crescendo point of painfully penatrative perfidy as the posterior percussionist play their perverted version of a so called 'penalty shootout'!

How can you say that is not gay? Have you been hiding behind a rock?

YIC
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[Gay_pride]

Damn me to hell then, Atheist and proud!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by Gay_pride

Damn me to hell then, Atheist and proud!

Oh don't worry, friend. That's where you are your sort are going.

Psalm 10:4 The wicked, through the pride of his countenance, will not seek after God: God is not in all his thoughts.

Leviticus 26:19 And I will break the pride of your power; and I will make your heaven as iron, and your earth as brass:

Psalm 36:11 Let not the foot of pride come against me, and let not the hand of the wicked remove me.

Psalm 59:12 For the sin of their mouth and the words of their lips let them even be taken in their pride: and for cursing and lying which they speak.

Psalm 73:6 Therefore pride compasseth them about as a chain; violence covereth them as a garment.

Proverbs 8:13 The fear of the LORD is to hate evil: pride, and arrogancy, and the evil way, and the froward mouth, do I hate.

Proverbs 11:2 When pride cometh, then cometh shame: but with the lowly is wisdom.

God is pretty clear what he thinks of you lot

All the best.
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[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Originally Posted by Gay_pride

Damn me to hell then, Atheist and proud!

Mr. Pride, were you going to make an account and actually introduce yourself, or were you just going to make snide remarks from the peanut gallery?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Gay_pride

Damn me to hell then, Atheist and proud!

You damn yourself, homer. And spending an eternity in hell won't be nearly as fun as you probably think.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, the church you grew up in, and why you hate Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[Chris W]

you all are a bunch of ignorant racist inbred sheep that cant cope with reality so you believe in something that a primative coulture created to explain what they could not.THERE IS NO GOD NO DEVIL NO HEAVEN OR HELL TAKE YOUR CHURCH LEADERS DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTHS OR ASS AND BE INTELAGENT FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE DO SOME RESEARCH ON THE HISTORY OF ANCIENT RELIGIONS THAT PREDATE CHRISTIAN AND JEWISH AND YOU WILL SEE THAT THEY ARE RIPPED OFF FROM ANCIENT PAGEN RELIGIONS....

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by devil-73

you all are a bunch of ignorant racist inbred sheep that cant cope with reality so you believe in something that a primative coulture created to explain what they could not.THERE IS NO GOD NO DEVIL NO HEAVEN OR HELL TAKE YOUR CHURCH LEADERS DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTHS OR ASS AND BE INTELAGENT FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE DO SOME RESEARCH ON THE HISTORY OF ANCIENT RELIGIONS THAT PREDATE CHRISTIAN AND JEWISH AND YOU WILL SEE THAT THEY ARE RIPPED OFF FROM ANCIENT PAGEN RELIGIONS....

primative coulture INTELAGENT PAGEN

I had to keep your post, but you needed to be slowed down so you can do some reading and spell checking, big boy.

[PurpleHelmet]

Levi Jones.

Dont you think it would be wise to challenge his beliefs and attempt to rebuke his argument in order to establish your own values as the better fundamental choice rather than skewing off to an ad hominem grammar police response constantly regurgitated through 6 year old's on youtube?