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Default An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash - 11-28-2006, 09:44 PM

Listen up: God hates you and so do I. What are you crying about? Can you just not find anything to fornicate with, or did the "grass" your dealer sold you turn out to be actual grass and not sinful devil weed as you thought? Either way, stop crying. God knows fornication and drugs are sinful, so He made your dealer rip you off, and He made you fat and ugly to protect your soul from the horrors of fornication.
And what's with all this wearing black? I am grateful that God chose to make me white and not an illiterate pickaninny, so I wear white robes to reflect this. Wearing all that black just makes you look like you're so ashamed of your pasty white skin that you have to cover it up with darkness. And another thing: Boys wearing make-up. What's up with that? Girls have to wear make-up, as an attempt to "make-up" for their inherent inferiority. If you happen to be a member of the better sex, and do not bleed from your genitals, that is something to be proud of. Boys going around in eyeliner and nail varnish look like they envy women, and wish they were part of that 50% of the population who have big gaping holes where their brains should be.
So far, I know I've offered a lot of criticism of you disgusting faggots, and very little constructive advice. I strive to be helpful and constructive at all times, so here goes: Suicide.
Now, I can hear you depressed little scumbags beginning to snivel already at this, so I want to shut you up in advance. Yes, I know that despite your chronic suicidal depression, you're all a bunch of limp-wristed sissies who probably faint at the sight of blood and are too cowardly and useless to actually go through with anything, but that's alright. Simply find a large crowd of Muslims, follow them around for a while, and sooner or later (probably sooner), once of them's bound to explode. What's more, if you stand close enough you should absorb quite a bit of the blast, and since, let's face it, you're never going to get a job, acting as a glorified cushion to protect worthwhile people from the towelhead threat is probably as close as you'll ever come to being a useful member of society.

Now, I know that normally all one has to do is make a post with "goth" or "wicca" in the title and instantly get 500 complaints in return from housebound social rejects, but I do not expect to see a single reply to this, since any goth or emo reading this should be overwhelmed by the force of my logical argument and instantly remove themselves from the human race, as per my instructions.


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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Now, I know that normally all one has to do is make a post with "goth" or "wicca" in the title and instantly get 500 complaints in return from housebound social rejects, but I do not expect to see a single reply to this, since any goth or emo reading this should be overwhelmed by the force of my logical argument and instantly remove themselves from the human race, as per my instructions.
Mr.Temperince, the deafning silences is only punk-choo-ated by the sound of liddle goths an emos cryin thier last runny eyeliner tears ever as they log off the innernets forevers an go lookin for some schmelly ole mooslems .
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Motivational bump for the benefit of those emo goths who have yet to put themselves out of their misery.


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Default Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash - 12-04-2006, 03:59 AM

Good God ALMIGHTY! Boys wearing make-up and nail polish? They are homers in the making possessed by DEMONS!! I never in my life thought I'd see the world come to this! Whatever happened to MEN being MEN and women, women? These goth emo people DEFY the LORD and nature and so they are ALREADY DAMNED!!

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Default Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash - 12-04-2006, 04:47 AM

The lack of response from hell-bound gemos, as I call them is probably due to their inability to respond without TyPInG A11 WE1Rd L1K3 T#I$. It is a scientifical FACT that emothics have no communication abilities, since they refuse to enter the homer reparation project that is so kindly offered by God's Favorite Church!


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Default Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash - 12-05-2006, 11:19 PM

I am very tempted to find the nearest gathered of emos and goths in my neighbourhood and announce your inspiring GODLY words in the hopes that they run at once for London to find the latest Mooslim plot!! (God knows we have enough of the towelheads here trying to futher bomb us all into Hell.)

Brother Temperance, your manly words are an inspiration to all of us TCs striving to protect our community from this heathen threat!!

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Default Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash - 12-15-2006, 04:46 PM

... goths are not stereotyped to cry due to depression, it's just emos. Also, if they're so fat then it would make sense for them to wear black, because black is a slimming colour. See that smilely looks ten times thinner.
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... goths are not stereotyped to cry due to depression, it's just emos. Also, if they're so fat then it would make sense for them to wear black, because black is a slimming colour. See that smilely looks ten times thinner.
Filthy harlot, why have you burst into God's favorite forum? Change your perverted chosen lifestyle or face the terrifying wrath of Jesus, who hates you alot.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash - 12-16-2006, 01:28 AM

I saw one of these goth THINGS standin' at a bus stop today. What an ABOMINATION!! Dressed in solid black from head to toe with a streak of dark purple in her hair. And her eyes as black as night....why she looked like she jist got out of a fight and someone blacked both her eyes. All in all, she was looking like a HARLOT come fresh out of the putric bowels of SODOM!! The little TRAMP had a face whiter than a ghost. She looks like she was dead ALREADY!!

Harlot she was! Daughter of CAIN! Slut of SODOM! The devil's WHORE!! And she seemed mighty proud of it!!

No doubt this harlot goth was possessed by a SEXUAL DEMON ready to spread Satan's FILTH to anyone willing to get mixed up with her!! She should have been taught RIGHT in the WAYS of the LORD JESUS!! She should have been locked in a PRAYER CLOSET until the DEMON SPIRIT was exorcized from her!! She should have had a look of SHAME on her face but she didn't. Little FILTHY DEMON with her DIRTY PILLOWS exposed by her low cut dress to entice men as if she was a NEON SIGN advertising for Satan her PIMP!!

Evil and vile she was! Dirty! Filthy! Full of SIN and ABOMINATION!!

And the look in her eyes told the whole story! Distant and out there...somewhere? LOST in HELL already and the poor TRAMP didn't even know it!! Demon possessed for sure! HUMAN TRASH!! Satan's excrement walkin' on earth!!

I praise the LORD when I got away from her! Joseph must of felt as I did when he ran naked from Pharoah's HARLOT WIFE!!

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Default Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash - 12-17-2006, 03:26 AM

Aha! I'm still alive so I must not be a goth or emo. That's a relief.


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Aha! I'm still alive so I must not be a goth or emo. That's a relief.
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Good God ALMIGHTY! Boys wearing make-up and nail polish? They are homers in the making possessed by DEMONS!! I never in my life thought I'd see the world come to this! Whatever happened to MEN being MEN and women, women?
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Default Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash - 05-30-2007, 02:38 AM

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There is also such a thing as eternal Hellfire, yet you choose to blithely ignore it.
Yes I do......BECAUSE IT DOESN'T EXIST

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Yes I do......BECAUSE IT DOESN'T EXIST

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Default Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash - 05-30-2007, 03:25 AM

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There is a such thing as androgyny you know.
That's just a fancy word for sissy. They are just as hellbound as this fag.



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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash - 05-31-2007, 06:31 AM

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Listen up: God hates you and so do I. What are you crying about? Can you just not find anything to fornicate with, or did the "grass" your dealer sold you turn out to be actual grass and not sinful devil weed as you thought? Either way, stop crying. God knows fornication and drugs are sinful then why did he make drugs? *gasp*, so He made your dealer rip you off, and He made you fat and ugly to protect your soul from the horrors of fornication.
And what's with all this wearing black? I am grateful that God chose to make me white and not an illiterate pickaninny, so I wear white robes to reflect this.....o.O.....are you are a member of the KKK? Wearing all that black just makes you look like you're so ashamed of your pasty white skin that you have to cover it up with darkness. And another thing: Boys wearing make-up. What's up with that? Girls have to wear make-up SEXIST!...we do not HAVE to.., as an attempt to "make-up" for their inherent inferiority. If you happen to be a member of the better sex, and do not bleed from your genitals, so...what, the ability to bring forth life is something to be ashamed of?!? that is something to be proud of. Boys going around in eyeliner and nail varnish look like they envy women, and wish they were part of that 50% of the population who have big gaping holes where their brains should be.
So far, I know I've offered a lot of criticism of you disgusting faggots, and very little constructive advice. I strive to be helpful and constructive at all times, so here goes: Suicide. **
Now, I can hear you depressed little scumbags beginning to snivel already at this ** you wish..., so I want to shut you up in advance. Yes, I know that despite your chronic suicidal depression, you're all a bunch of limp-wristed sissies who probably faint at the sight of blood and are too cowardly and useless to actually go through with anything, but that's alright. Simply find a large crowd of Muslims, follow them around for a while, and sooner or later (probably sooner), once of them's bound to explode. What's more, if you stand close enough you should absorb quite a bit of the blast, and since, let's face it, you're never going to get a job, acting as a glorified cushion to protect worthwhile people from the towelhead threat is probably as close as you'll ever come to being a useful member of society.

Now, I know that normally all one has to do is make a post with "goth" or "wicca" in the title and instantly get 500 complaints in return from housebound social rejects, but I do not expect to see a single reply to this, since any goth or emo reading this should be overwhelmed by the force of my logical argument and instantly remove themselves from the human race, as per my instructions.
......you are a real freak........not me....I am secure enough with who I am, I don't have to attack other people (you are an exception) to make myself feel better.....sorry too dissapoint you.
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Default Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash - 05-31-2007, 03:42 PM

I used to dress all gothic, all my friends were goths/emos

i used to listen to heavy metal, with screaming in it.

and now look. oh wow. i gave up the heavy metal (sold the cds on ebay)

and i dress as normal as i can. Except for my black hair and pale white skin which is natural.
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Default Re: An open letter to goths, emos, and similar trash - 05-31-2007, 03:46 PM

ps. bet u now think im real trash? lol

oh wait...u havent noticed that im christian now?

meh.
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