[Levi Jones]

I know Jesus, Billy Bob and I are apoplectic over this blatant encouragement for people to have anal sex.
By putting this product out on the market, they are telling us that it is okay to stick our tallywhackers into stink hole. I, for one, won't stand for it!



From some chink website.

World’s first condom specifically designed for anal sex

by News Editor
A California company has unveiled prototypes of its new accordion-shaped condoms specifically designed for receptive anal intercourse as well as for men and women, and projects that the condoms will go to market in 2015 pending approvals. [Images and video may not be suitable/safe for work (NSFW).]

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A California company, Origami Condoms, is planning to roll out a new condom specially designed for anal sex to the market in 2015 pending regulatory approvals.
The accordion-shaped device is the first to be made with injection-molded engineered silicone instead of conventional latex or animal skin. In addition to the Origami R.A.I. (Receptive Anal Intercourse) condom, the company’s range also includes the Male Condom and Female Condom, both of which share a similar accordion-like design.

The Origami Condoms’ website states the O.R.A.I condom is “intended to facilitate a pleasurable and safe experience for both partners, increase its acceptability, improve sensation and comfort, and influence consistent condom compliance for those who engage in anal intercourse and are at risk for contracting HIV/AIDS, and STI/STD.” And to “provide a receptive partner with the initiative to use a condom without negotiation.”

And to make things even worse. The once godly Bill Gates' foundation is actually giving money to finance the gay lifestyle!

Last month, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation mentioned the new company on its blog saying: “Origami Condoms provides an excellent example of a private enterprise focused on new condom design to promote consistent use by emphasizing the sexual experience.” The foundation is offering a US$100,000 startup grant to innovators to reinvent "the next generation condom that significantly preserves or enhances pleasure" and promotes "regular use."
Before the condom reaches the market in 2015 as the company hopes, it must be approved by the FDA, the WHO and C-Mark (EU) to meet rigorous safety standards. The company also announced on its site that it will launch its crowdfunding campaign on Indiegogo on May 7.

[Nobar King]

I'm glad that I read this before lunch and not after because I think I'm going to skip all meals today.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Maybe Landover should buy a few hundred thousend of them, poke 1 very tiny hole in all of them (that can't be seen), carefully repackage them, and donate them all to some pro-sodomy organisation, preferably in California. Like this, but instead with holes so small that they can't be seen, and without warning. When the homosexuals who used them gets the AIDS, they will find out that not even anal condoms prevents them from getting God's mandatory punishment for sodomy!

[Russell Holbeck]

Hello Levi Jones.

The people who use this think they are cheating God out of His Righteous Punishment but they are only fooling themselves. God can make these things come right out of their bottom He has done it before look at 2 Chronicles 21:15:

And thou shalt have great sickness by disease of thy bowels, until thy bowels fall out by reason of the sickness day by day.

When their bowels fall out the accordion rubber will fall out and then the gay cancer. There is a Bible verse that says do not mock God and that is what they are doing but I do not have it marked.

It is in the New Testament the part with Jesus.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Dr Laurence Niles]

What are they talking about?

Receptive anal sex? No anal sex is 'receptive' it is always incepted in the most violent of forms

Anal sex only ever takes place in the form of aggressive rape and since when did rapists ever wear condoms?

I see this as going the way of the the dodo, Injuns and ToE.

YIC

[Deaner]

Sorry, I've vomited.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Can someone please provide Billy Bob Jenkins with sedatives before he reads this? I'm afraid we might loose a great member by heart attack.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Lord Jesus, I pray thee, guide my fingers as I type. And lead me not into anal sex.

Deliver us, Lord, from rectal fissures and intestinal hemorrhages.

Smite, oh Lord, anyone who wraps a phallus in anything. Slay, oh Lord, those who penetrate the rectum with any part of the human anatomy, or any synthetic contrivance.

Amen.

Brethren, I refuse to submit to the brain bubble forming in my cerebellum as I undergo this scathing conniption. For the main reason homers have anal sex is in fact to persecute us, and induce aneurisms in Christian brains, and in the brain of Christ. They want us to wither and die, in order that they might rape and molest us post mortem, and consume the salts of our jizz drizzled flesh.

I refuse to believe that we have been left behind, as compelling as this new evidence may be. For God marshals both the good and the evil in the unfolding of His impeccable plans. I believe God has allowed the development of this anal aperture in order to lure more sodomites into Hell, so that we might not clog the firmament during the Rapture. I believe that God, not sodomy, is in control of the cosmos.

The human rectum is a dangerous place, full of darkness and feces. The human anus is a stumbling block laid before the sodomite, to lead him into damnation. The Big Rape Lobby may have won a major battle, brethren, but Christ is eternally victorious over His enemies. Lo, eternally victorious is the Kingdom of God.

Lord of Lords, King of Kings, harken unto my manly cry! Gather your children into your bosom in a manly way. Protect us from anal rape. Guide us through the narrow gate with our rectal tissues as intact as possible. Formulate your Circle of Protection around our anal sanctity. Convene your armies upon the battlefield of souls, so that Satan's rectal ways may be ever undermined. Let the gay campaign to destroy all straight marriages, and my rectum, be usurped utterly.

Amen.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

I always knew Bill Gates was a pervert. I switched to JesOS years ago.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Ex-Viking

Maybe Landover should buy a few hundred thousend of them, poke 1 very tiny hole in all of them (that can't be seen), carefully repackage them, and donate them all to some pro-sodomy organisation, preferably in California.

What an excellent idea! Perhaps we can convince Disney to bundle them with their movies and McDonalds to include them in their Happy Meals. The thought of ridding the world of filthy gays makes me very proud to be a True Christian™!

[Levi Jones]

We need your prayers and to generally freak out and call news outlets. You need to call the manufacturer of these abominations. We need to call all the major pharmacy chains and threaten a boycott if they carry them. COME ON, SAINTS! We can do this!

[Bjorn Jensen]

Anal sex is one of the most vile and disgusting things a human being can do. All anal sex is gay anal sex, even if its with a woman. If this little Rubber Satan is unleashed, so that God's mandatory punishment for sodomy won't happen, you can bet that homerism will get at least 10 times more common, no one will be safe from rape anylonger, not even the children. Anyone surprised that this evil invention comes from California?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Can you imagine John Wayne putting an "accordion-shaped condom" in his butt?

What happened to this place?

[ExGay Alex]

Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton

Can you imagine John Wayne putting an "accordion-shaped condom" in his butt?

I, for one, cannot. I tried all morning, but no, can't be done.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by ExGay Alex

I, for one, cannot. I tried all morning, but no, can't be done.

Even worse than that is imagining my young, clean limbed, eager young nephew having one of these Satan Sacks forced up his bottom

Try as I might I can't get this filthy image out of my head

This just shows how low those dirty queers will stoop to!

YIC

[Bjorn Jensen]

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

I'm glad that I read this before lunch and not after because I think I'm going to skip all meals today.

I wasn't so lucky, friend. I just finished cleaning the vomit off my keyboard.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton

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Can you imagine John Wayne putting an "accordion-shaped condom" in his butt?

What happened to this place?

Well, I can imagine it yes, however I find the image quite unpleasant.

I have always suspected that the accordion was just a foreshadowing of some sort of rape device which would emerge in the New World Order. I have been haunted by terrible nightmares in which accordions came to life and raped the innocent multitudes. Once inside, these abominable devices would begin to play devilish anthems, which were emitted from the anus as nerve gas.

The proliferation of anal sex is a liberal plot to release greenhouse gasses and bring about global warming, for no other reason than so they can say "We told you so!" Ironically, they will be left behind in manufactured Hell on Earth, while we who deny global warming will be raised up to Heaven in the Rapture. In the light of these facts, the anal accordion could be regarded as a Doomsday Device of planetary proportions.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton

Attachment 21336

Can you imagine John Wayne putting an "accordion-shaped condom" in his butt?

I have now

That image is now stuck in my head. The image of American cowboy hero John Wayne with this sodomy device in his ass, ready to get his ass violated, raped and sodomized by some filthy queer, Brokeback Mountain style. This image will haunt me for weeks.

[John Creeser]

Brother Levi - far be it from me to ever suggest adding a NSFW (Not Safe For Wife) in your heading, but it might be a good idea with such threads. Abigail clicked on your link, fainted and fell backwards crashing through the coffee table. The coffee table was rather expensive

See what the gays are doing!! I cannot WAIT for the day I am looking down from Heaven at the right hand of Jesus laughing at all the queers burning in the white hot flames of HELL!!!