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Re: True Christians are Perfect! -
12-22-2012, 09:46 AM
The reason I trust in God is not because I have a so called sad, sad life, but because I want to be saved, young man! That is a huge difference.
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Re: True Christians are Perfect! -
12-22-2012, 09:56 AM
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The reason I trust in God is not because I have a so called sad, sad life, but because I want to be saved, young man! That is a huge difference.
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Right. You feel uncomfortable not knowing what's going to happen when you die, so you want to believe in God. Valid reason, I suppose.
But do you people really have to go and condemn people who don't believe the same things as you? I mean, I guess it would help solidify your beliefs but come on.
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12-22-2012, 10:43 AM
Oh, but my friend, I do know whats going to happen when we die. Some very few of us go to heaven, back to our Lord and most of humans will go to hell. I just don't want to be one of those wo burns for all eternity. Do you?
And we do not condemn them, we try to HELP them find the truth! But what can we do if they are unwilling to change?
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04-15-2013, 07:56 PM
True Christians are Perfect... they say here..
Try to read AND understand this little STORY and repeat your claim without liing!
*** LIES COPIED FROM THE ONION REMOVED, NEXT TIME TRY A HYPERLINK ***
Last edited by Felicity; 04-15-2013 at 10:20 PM.
Reason: Removed stolen property
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Re: He wept... -
04-15-2013, 10:06 PM
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True Christians are Perfect... they say here..
Try to read AND understand this little STORY and repeat your claim without liing!
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1. Where is your introduction post?
2. Your story might be amusing to some people, but it is nothing more than blasphemous fiction. I will the Word of God over your word anytime!
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Re: True Christians are Perfect! -
04-15-2013, 10:45 PM
well, i was awaiting your responses and they turned out to be as expected.
quote of the full message i got:
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-10points
Reason: Stealing lies from The Onion
Jesus prefers you to use your own brain
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Apparently i steal lies from an onion.
btw. thats a vegetable and does not lie.. it cant even speak.
i confess to have copied a text from the net.. however i hoped for reponse about the text and not about my copy action.
I thought guys that live by wrongly interpreted ancient book instructions could have good use for more story.
i use my brain and i can get up to 210 IQ points.
but not in my freetime.. sometimes i just feel like to slightly poke some fanatics online and see how angry or nice they might get.
P.S.
I rather prefer you guys to forget about jesus and use your own brain. but, im not shouting that around.
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Re: True Christians are Perfect! -
04-15-2013, 10:57 PM
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Apparently i steal lies from an onion. btw. thats a vegetable and does not lie.. it cant even speak.
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Does your mother laugh at your "jokes"? She is pretending because she is ashamed of you. She is probably committing suicide as we speak.
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I thought guys that live by wrongly interpreted ancient book instructions could have good use for more story.
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When did we EVER interpret the Bible wrong!?
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i use my brain and i can get up to 210 IQ points
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My IQ is over 500. No True Christian™ is below 250, so you are impressing no one here.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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04-15-2013, 11:22 PM
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Does your mother laugh at your "jokes"? She is pretending because she is ashamed of you. She is probably committing suicide as we speak.
When did we EVER interpret the Bible wrong!?
My IQ is over 500. No True Christian™ is below 250, so you are impressing no one here.
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i dont want to impress anyone.
atleast not you babtists.. i know that cant be done
the bible is a patchwork story.. all human made.
you claim without any doubts to be absolutely shure that those guys(back then) were right.
I cant help but to find this enough strange already.
maybe you know that funny game that children play:
>they whisper something in the ear of the next kid.. the message goes around in circle from kid to kid and the last kid in the group says out loud what the message is by now.< I always changes dramatically..
Al the different languages and dialects that were present in the biblical times.. It must have had a lot of translation problems back then and many of those errors stayed uncorrected. (my claim)
Thats why all big christian religions and the islamists constantly fight..
its proven fact that they all refer to the very same ancient texts, but interpret them differently.
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Re: True Christians are Perfect! -
04-15-2013, 11:49 PM
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...Thats why all big christian religions and the islamists constantly fight.. its proven fact that they all refer to the very same ancient texts,...
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Uh, no. Just at face value, your position that Christians care about the content of the Qu'ran and Muslims care enough about the Bible to argue, let alone fight about it, is laughable, as both camps view the other's scriptures as either corrupted beyond usefulness (Islamic view of the Bible) or the heretical gibberish of an illiterate camel-piffling pedophile with a God complex (Christian view of the Qu'ran).
If you actually care about learning the truth about the origins of (the various versions of) the Bible, and aren't here just to try to give these nice people trouble (don't bother, they'll just ban your stupid ass), you'll be glad to learn that many sources are freely available on the internet (as opposed to 20+ years ago when I did my research on the subject; learning anything is sooo easy now, why do people put up such a fight about clicking a goddamned link??). Be ready to throw a lot of your pre-conceived ideas out the window.
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...but interpret them differently.
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And that's why these guys (the True Christians™) are right and everyone else is wrong.
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Re: True Christians are Perfect! -
04-16-2013, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Yttrium
maybe you know that funny game that children play:
>they whisper something in the ear of the next kid.. the message goes around in circle from kid to kid and the last kid in the group says out loud what the message is by now.< It always changes dramatically.
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Sure, when whispering lies. "My little pony rocks" could turn into just about anything because it doesn't.
Christian children never lie. I would refer you to this excellent example and pray for your release from Odinist elemental spirits.
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Re: True Christians are Perfect! -
04-16-2013, 10:24 AM
Okay, heres my last post. after that i leave you guys to yourself.
(or lets say, to your guru and dogmatic rules)
To the women..
Its beond my understanding how people can hold on to ideas that are that obviously bad for them. (your even talking about how to disguise bruises you got from your very own men) that forum is like the maximum definition of dumbness.
But i see it cant be stopped, its because you actually breed your own Babtists.. (i kinda recognize that principle from Nazigermany system)
Otherwise i dont think you would get any more people into your church.
Cranky, you are quite a figurehead here.
I dare you to come to Europe(any city, maybe switzerland) stand on an open place and tell people your teachings... (i read most of your treads..)
I would like to meet you.. i dont think i will understand your points but its still quite interesting for me to see how that would come out.
I just picture this:
A angry mob of Free-minded women that dont want to be beaten or treated like shit might slay you, but hey thats the risk of traveling.
sincerely
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Re: True Christians are Perfect! -
04-16-2013, 10:45 AM
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Okay, heres my last post. after that i leave you guys to yourself.
(or lets say, to your guru and dogmatic rules)
To the women..
Its beond my understanding how people can hold on to ideas that are that obviously bad for them. (your even talking about how to disguise bruises you got from your very own men) that forum is like the maximum definition of dumbness.
But i see it cant be stopped, its because you actually breed your own Babtists.. (i kinda recognize that principle from Nazigermany system)
Otherwise i dont think you would get any more people into your church.
Cranky, you are quite a figurehead here.
I dare you to come to Europe(any city, maybe switzerland) stand on an open place and tell people your teachings... (i read most of your treads..)
I would like to meet you.. i dont think i will understand your points but its still quite interesting for me to see how that would come out.
I just picture this:
A angry mob of Free-minded women that dont want to be beaten or treated like shit might slay you, but hey thats the risk of traveling.
sincerely
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If beating women and children was somehow wrong or harmful, don't you think God would have forbidden it? Instead He encourages it as a necessary part of discipline. And certainly bruises aren't that bad, they fade away in a few days, while the lesson learned stays much longer, that's not dumb, that's smart.
As for the rest of your post, was it really necessary to threaten an elderly man with violence because you don't like his thoughts? You are a sick child. Are you really that stereotypical eurosocialist and anti-democratic? Free speech exists for a reason: to allow smart people like us to teach idiots like you what life is all about, if you don't listen to God, God will have you killed and then tortured eternally.
Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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04-16-2013, 03:08 PM
I strive to be a true Christian and to be perfect with all my hard. But sometimes everything is so overwhelming. Bit by bit I am trying to follow the laws of God more and more every day. I'm sure I'm not the only one who feels like this once in a while. I hope that coming to this forum will help be me an even better Christian.
The Lord is my savior. My savior is the Lord.
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04-16-2013, 08:22 PM
I am a true Christian. Why?
- hates abortion
- follows everything from the bible
- hate gays
- hates video games
- hates autistics
- hates birth control
- hates sex for pleasure
- hates sex before marriage
- hates left handed people
- hates science
- hates rock music
- hates individual people
- hates sissy men
- anti manly women
- anti humanism
- anti Pokemon
- anti anime
- anti furries
- anti cartoons
- anti atheists and atheism
- loves god and Jesus
Obey God or else you will go to hell!
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Re: True Christians are Perfect! -
04-17-2013, 06:45 AM
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I am a true Christian. Why?
- hates abortion
- follows everything from The Bible
- hate gays
- hates video games
- hates autistics and all other demoniacs
- hates birth control
- hates sex for pleasure
- hates sex before marriage
- hates left handed people
- hates science
- hates rock music
- hates individual people
- hates sissy men
- anti manly women
- anti humanism
- anti pokemon
- anti anime
- anti furries and yiffing
- anti cartoons
- anti atheists and atheism and clopping
- loves God and Jesus
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I actually has to explain what "clop" and "yiff" is to my friend last night she was so revolted
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04-17-2013, 08:38 AM
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I actually has to explain what "clop" and "yiff" is to my friend last night she was so revolted
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Ew, I am so sorry. Bet that was....interesting...
But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)
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04-18-2013, 01:25 AM
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Ew, I am so sorry. Bet that was....interesting...
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Well, I can remember the first time I heard those expressions and didn't want to appear ignorant so went home and looked something up and couldn't believe it and practically fell off the chair. Since then, however, I've actually seen furries yiffing with a goth if you can imagine that, I bet you can't and if I hadn't looked up "yiff" I wouldn't have had any idea what they were doing.
It's as if someone's sitting down somewhere thinking up stuff that's completely m oronic and absolutely disgusting at the same time.
But I have NO IDEA AT ALL how they got a goth involved. He was probably at the wrong art festival.
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Re: True Christians are Perfect! -
04-18-2013, 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
Well, I can remember the first time I heard those expressions and didn't want to appear ignorant so went home and looked something up and couldn't believe it and practically fell off the chair. Since then, however, I've actually seen furries yiffing with a goth if you can imagine that, I bet you can't and if I hadn't looked up "yiff" I wouldn't have had any idea what they were doing.
It's as if someone's sitting down somewhere thinking up stuff that's completely moronic and absolutely disgusting at the same time.
But I have NO IDEA AT ALL how they got a goth involved. He was probably at the wrong art festival.
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Oooooh ew ew ew that just sounds terrible. I wish I DIDN'T know, stay blissfully ignorant, ha. Seriously you are right...who comes UP with this nastiness?
But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)
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04-18-2013, 08:54 AM
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Oooooh ew ew ew that just sounds terrible. I wish I DIDN'T know, stay blissfully ignorant, ha. Seriously you are right...who comes UP with this nastiness?
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Often it is the Gaywise in their so called coffee creme parties that come up with this nonsense as some secret cant to hide their true intentions
The Brown Hate Brigade will stop at nothing to inculcate out tender, soft skinned youths (and girls) into rump rapscallionism, pucker purlioners and tuppence tonguers (this list goes on).
It stinks and I hate it
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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04-19-2013, 01:16 AM
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Often it is the Gaywise in their so called coffee creme parties that come up with this nonsense as some secret cant to hide their true intentions
The Brown Hate Brigade will stop at nothing to inculcate out tender, soft skinned youths (and girls) into rump rapscallionism, pucker purlioners and tuppence tonguers (this list goes on).
It stinks and I hate it
YIC
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Welp, better pack up the stoning bag....
But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)
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