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Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy -
04-21-2013, 09:01 PM
I don't nornally reply to psychics, and the points you raise have all been covered by Mr Thurmond. You should read more, he talks good sense. However I will respond to one point:
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AtWhy don't you get on a plane and fly up, up, and up. See where you end up.
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I have travelled in æroplanes and can assure you that they do NOT go up and up and up. If they did they would crash. Any pilot will tell you as much.
The firmament supporting the waters above is strong. God tells us so. Sometimes He opens more of the windows than usual and there is local flooding. Sometimes He only lets a single tiny cloud through, in response to prayer in times of drought, for example.
Jesus ascended up and up and up when He left the earth and so we know that He is now in Heaven. The Bible tells us that He is seated at God's Right Hand and the evidence of clouds confirms that a window had been opened for Him on that occasion.
Are you suggesting that Jesus was tortured to death in vain? What sort of deity would do that? Go to all the trouble of impregnating a virgin and teaching His Son to read (who then learned carpentry & fishing, hung out with prostitutes and men of ill repute and was criticised for that, befriended prostitutes, was arrested, beaten, mocked, nailed to a cross died and went to hell) •• even watching the lifelong suffering of a blind beggar to demonatrate His glory just to see Him crash into the sky and plummet stunned?
I don't think so Mr Astrologer. Jesus ascended in Glory and those who saw it were amazed. Thet would not be amazed if Jesus landed unconscious at their feet a few moments later, would they?
I'll take a few moments to post the scripture for that.
. EVIDENCE
Genesis 1:6-8
Job 37:18
I Kings 18:38-46
Acts 1:7-11
John 9:3
Mark 15:20
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Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy -
02-15-2014, 07:25 PM
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I have travelled in æroplanes and can assure you that they do NOT go up and up and up. If they did they would crash. Any pilot will tell you as much.
The firmament supporting the waters above is strong. God tells us so. Sometimes He opens more of the windows than usual and there is local flooding. Sometimes He only lets a single tiny cloud through, in response to prayer in times of drought, for example.
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No thats just not how it works:
Aeroplanes cant keep going up because the air is so thin and the pressure is extreme. And if God tells us so where's your proof? Clouds are weather and depend on many different things not just 'God' they dont come if a place is in drought and someone prays because the idea of prayer in christianity is corrupt.
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Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy -
02-16-2014, 04:37 AM
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No thats just not how it works:
Aeroplanes cant keep going up because the air is so thin and the pressure is extreme. And if God tells us so where's your proof? Clouds are weather and depend on many different things not just 'God' they dont come if a place is in drought and someone prays because the idea of prayer in christianity is corrupt.
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There are self proclaimed "christians" who do not follow God's Clear Commandments and obviously they and their ideas about prayer are corrupt. Their prayers are not answered. In times of drought they pray but nothing happens. We know this already.
If there are no windows of Heaven to open, where did Jesus go when He ascended? How did He get to Heaven? That's where He is now, and He got there by ascending into a cloud, which we already know indicates an open window for Him to pass through.
I have already posted God's evidence for this.
The point about æroplanes addressed a characteristically idiotic remark from PhDAstrophysic who was a mocking God-denier hanging around at one time, claiming knowledge but not demonstrating any when asked an actual question. In my post I pointed out that æroplanes cannot fly up and up and up (a recommended activity for some reason from the "astrophysic"). Then you responded with the rather vapid comment æroplanes cannot fly up and up and up. That's right. They can't.
I think that covers your main points.
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Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy -
03-05-2014, 12:48 PM
A proper calendar would have a nice clean 700-day year, so we all know when the Sabbath is - yet the calendar makers refuse to print any.
why don't you make one, i would buy it
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Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy -
03-05-2014, 11:31 PM
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A proper calendar would have a nice clean 700-day year, so we all know when the Sabbath is - yet the calendar makers refuse to print any.
why don't you make one, i would buy it
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Are you a Seventh Day Adventist? If so, your problem is not when the 7th day is but rather which is the 1st day (because that's where you start counting from). In your introductory thread remember to include the Gregorian and Julian calendars and Joshua's long day. You will also need to accommodate the 10 degrees of Hezekiah and decide how that affects your day count.
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03-17-2014, 12:26 PM
Mr 1234. Could you please introduce yourself in the Introductions section of the forum. We'd like to know which church you attend, your favourite verse in the Bible and how you came to find the Lord Jesus.
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Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy -
03-17-2014, 12:28 PM
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Ham demolishes Nye. He masterfully exposes the folly of evolutionary thinking. Thanks for reposting. I never get tired of watching it.
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Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy -
03-17-2014, 12:35 PM
How funny of you to say that you enjoy watching Ham "demolish" Nye when I got reported for posting this. "Unsaved Trash speaking nonsense" were the exact words used. So am I supposed to that literally or naturally?
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Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy -
03-17-2014, 12:41 PM
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How funny of you to say that you enjoy watching Ham "demolish" Nye when I got reported for posting this. "Unsaved Trash speaking nonsense" were the exact words used. So am I supposed to that literally or naturally?
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You got a warning for posting a link without any comment and without first introducing yourself, as forum rules dictate. But it is a good video.
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Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy -
08-05-2014, 04:49 PM
Yip, there is a lot of really smart an experienced people out there who believe in evolution. They also provide evidence that you can look at and test for yourself.
Oh, FYI, I live in Europe and can confirm that not everyone here believes in evolution, we even have young earth creationists as well. And yes, we do believe these people are absolute nut jobs just like you.
See, some things are universal.
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Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy -
08-06-2014, 12:09 AM
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Yip, there is a lot of really smart an experienced people out there who believe in evolution. They also provide evidence that you can look at and test for yourself.
Oh, FYI, I live in Europe and can confirm that not everyone here believes in evolution, we even have young earth creationists as well. And yes, we do believe these people are absolute nut jobs just like you.
See, some things are universal.
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There are numerous evidences of and for creation. Take the Bible for instance. Take creation itself for instance.
If evolution were true, vampires, werewolves would exist. They don't. How do you account for that?
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Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy -
09-26-2014, 02:22 PM
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Listen, witch.
If those Scientists had an ounce of common since, they would put away their test tubes and their Bunsen burners, and they would open their Bibles, amen. They aren't going to learn the truth by pointing a telescope up at the firmament, running a Geiger counter over a bunch of rocks, or by scraping skin cells off a salamander.
They can only learn the Truth about the world by reading the Word of the One who created the world (that would be the Bible, for you slow unsaved folks reading this). That's real research into the History and Scientific Facts of the World.
Pastor Billy-Reuben
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Hold on there, why don't you try to be a little more like Jesus and use some kindness and show some respect for the women that was also created by God. It is OK to answer questions but just because she was rude doesn't mean you have to be to. Be the better person and answer her with your honesty, but there is never a reason for rudeness.
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Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy -
09-26-2014, 02:32 PM
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Hold on there, why don't you try to be a little more like Jesus and use some kindness and show some respect for the women that was also created by God. It is OK to answer questions but just because she was rude doesn't mean you have to be to. Be the better person and answer her with your honesty, but there is never a reason for rudeness.
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I'm sorry, who is being rude? You should know your place, girl. This Godly forum is no place for uppity feminazis.
1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
1st Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
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Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy -
09-26-2014, 07:52 PM
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Hold on there, why don't you try to be a little more like Jesus....
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That's a fine thing to say to a man of the cloth. How do you know what Jesus was like if you can't even bother to learn about Him? Did you really think you could simply post His Glorious Face onto the image of some hippy-dippy, free-spirit, burning man kind of caricature and then watch it perform how you direct it on the stage of your imagination? For your information, Pastor Billy-Reuben has been washed clean by the Blood of the Lamb. He has been born anew, a creature born from Perfect Spirit, not imperfect flesh (John 3:6). He is holy, like Jesus is holy (1 Peter 1:16). If you have a problem with what he's saying, it might help to know it's not his words you read, but the LORD's themselves.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy -
09-27-2014, 12:43 AM
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Hold on there, why don't you try to be a little more like Jesus and use some kindness and show some respect for the women that was also created by God. It is OK to answer questions but just because she was rude doesn't mean you have to be to. Be the better person and answer her with your honesty, but there is never a reason for rudeness.
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Lady, you aren't fit to lick the patent leather shoes that Pastor Billy-Reuben wears every Sunday. I'll bet your husband beats you every single day.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy -
09-27-2014, 06:47 PM
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And to add insult to injury, physicists can't seem to see the truth that evolution violates the Second Law of Thermodynamics --a fact that every good creationist knows, even without a degree in physics!
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You seem to "know so much about physics without a degree", so would you kindly tell me the other ones? Even how many there are? You can't, at least not without a google search.
Aaand no, the fact that things, over time, attempt to reach uniformity, leading to that order can never arise from chaos, has nothing to do with disproving evolution. This only applies to closed systems; the earth is not one. It's bombarded with solar radiation and asteroids daily!
I believe that John Feuerstein is your new prophet these days, so I'll just go ahead and debunk his "tornado through garage full of crap cars forming into shining lambo" example right now. The process of crap cars forming into a shining red Lamborghini is true, but the cause is wrong; it's not a tornado, it's a mechanic. A mechanic takes the crap cars, applies some other stuff from around his garage, and finally gets a Lamborghini. Oh and as you people have so much trouble understanding this, this is all metaphorical. Repeat, metaphorical.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy -
09-28-2014, 12:14 AM
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Oh and as you people have so much trouble understanding this, this is all metaphorical. Repeat, metaphorical.
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We know what a metaphor is. It would be helpful for us to learn, on the other hand, whether you regard the universe-as-a-whole (or however your fancy decribes it) to be a closed or an open system?
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Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy -
09-28-2014, 12:34 AM
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I believe that John Feuerstein is your new prophet these days, so I'll just go ahead and debunk his "tornado through garage full of crap cars forming into shining lambo" example right now. The process of crap cars forming into a shining red Lamborghini is true, but the cause is wrong; it's not a tornado, it's a mechanic. A mechanic takes the crap cars, applies some other stuff from around his garage, and finally gets a Lamborghini. Oh and as you people have so much trouble understanding this, this is all metaphorical. Repeat, metaphorical.
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I think you're finally understanding now! The whole point of that video was that you would need a mechanic. And do you know who the mechanic is? God!
I'm glad that you're finally understanding His ways!
Praise!
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Re: A guide to the evolutionist conspiracy -
09-28-2014, 03:09 AM
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Hold on there, why don't you try to be a little more like Jesus and use some kindness and show some respect for the women that was also created by God. It is OK to answer questions but just because she was rude doesn't mean you have to be to. Be the better person and answer her with your honesty, but there is never a reason for rudeness.
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Sweetie, how do you know if Jesus had respect for women?
You see, our only evidence that Jesus existed is the Holy Bible. And this is what Holy Bible says about Jesus treatment of women:
Matthew 15:22-28
22 And, behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, saying, Have mercy on me, O Lord, thou Son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil.
23 But he answered her not a word. And his disciples came and besought him, saying, Send her away; for she crieth after us.
24 But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.
25 Then came she and worshipped him, saying, Lord, help me.
26 But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
27 And she said, Truth, Lord: yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table.
28 Then Jesus answered and said unto her, O woman, great is thy faith: be it unto thee even as thou wilt. And her daughter was made whole from that very hour.
As we can see from this example, Jesus paid attention to women only if they were extremely annoying, and He called them dogs.
If you call that having respect for women, then your boyfriend must be really... something.
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