[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

I reiterate what Brother Nobar said Paul.
Have patience. I'm Scottish too. There is a cure. I'm on the path at least, I think you should empty yourself of the venom you have inside and welcome the chance to enter into communion with Christ. He's He Who made you Paul.

Try to be more charitable here. Christ wants you to love Him. Give Him a chance. Otherwise you'll get spit-roasted with those unmentionables and in your unmentionables which you mentioned.

[paulmch]

I have no venom in my body, I am a compassionate human being who accepts a person for who they are, not what they are. In the end, God will know who the good people are and will not make that judgement because they are Scottish or Catholic or homosexual or anything like that.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by paulmch

I'd rather burn in hell for all of eternity as a Scottish Catholic with all of the hypocrites, homosexuals, the effeminate and all the other people on Ezekiel's profile than spend eternity in heaven with you lot.

And I can't be arsed reading through the forums, why are Catholics so bad?

Son, if your idea of a good time is to be molested by a papist, then by all means , being a catlick is right for you. If your idea of a loving religion is a don/pope living in italy, taking the mioney from the poor so he can have jet airplanes, live in a castle all while being a massive hypocrite, then by all means, be a catlick. I suspect being a catlick and a drunken scott go together pretty well. Both are wastes of the life God gave you.

[paulmch]

I would argue back but I really can't be bothered. I think I might convert to Buddhism instead. Or perhaps Scientology is the key...

Seriously, you people make me embarrassed to call myself a Christian.

[Rapture Eddie]

Originally Posted by paulmch

Seriously, you people make me embarrassed to call myself a Christian.

Yes, you really should be embarrassed.
Your idea of Christianity is nothing like the True Christianity™ we here at Landover practise.
You can't Cherry pick bits from The Bible because you like the sound of them. You have to live just as God intended.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by paulmch

I think I might convert to Buddhism instead. Or perhaps Scientology is the key.

It doesn't matter much, they all go to hell.

[Ambition]

Originally Posted by Brother_Percy

Brother Guy, you were right to ask! Of course God Hates Scotland! The Scotch are nothing but a bunch of ugly, drunk, skirt-wearing, stinky people with rotten black teeth! Most of them still lived in caves, marry their sisters (or animals), and have no access to electricity or running water!

Your 'proposed love' may be hiding the fact from you that she's nothing more than an inbred cave-dwelling chain-smoking drunk, who's father's really her brother!

Please see my GOD HATES SCOTLAND Thread for more information!

Get your facts right , don't accuse a nation without knowing a thing about it .
If he loves her then why should her origin matter ?
If she is a good christian ,why would it matter?
And i saw that in your eyes god hates every country .......

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Ambition

Get your facts right , don't accuse a nation without knowing a thing about it. If he loves her then why should her origin matter? If she is a good christian ,why would it matter? And i saw that in your eyes god hates every country.......

Please sober up before you post here.

[Ambition]

I'm sorry if I offended you with my post, but I think that if she is a good christian then why is it bad to marry her .Just because GOD hates a country ......

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Ambition

but I think that if she is a good christian then why is it bad to marry her

This only applies if she is a True Christian™ lady. And there are very few of those in Scotland.

[James Hutchins]

Lack of Ambition:
She comes from a land of drunks ergo, she has the tendency to be a drunk as will all her children. Worse still, will be her male children's desire to wear skirts. Disgusting!

[Nathan B. Forrest]

Originally Posted by Ambition

Get your facts right , don't accuse a nation without knowing a thing about it .
If he loves her then why should her origin matter ?
If she is a good christian ,why would it matter?
And i saw that in your eyes god hates every country .......

It's called a *Shift* button. Use it and learn some respect.

-Nate

[Ex-Pagan]

Bugger me! Im part Scottish >_>

Not that I wear a bloody man skirt or anything.

[JINGO82]

Originally Posted by Talitha

Not too bright are we?

They are, of course, False Christians.

It's only the True Christian™ Pastors we have here who are real.

Its putting people like u on this earth that proves god has a sense of humour!! So ignorant its truly unbelievable!! As for the poster that u said wasn't too bright!!???! It would seem he is far more educated than you with stupid comments like above!! You seriously need help!!

Originally Posted by Ambition

I'm sorry if I offended you with my post, but I think that if she is a good christian then why is it bad to marry her .Just because GOD hates a country ......

God does not hate Scotland!! Get a grip!!!

Originally Posted by Brother_Percy

Brother Guy, you were right to ask! Of course God Hates Scotland! The Scotch are nothing but a bunch of ugly, drunk, skirt-wearing, stinky people with rotten black teeth! Most of them still lived in caves, marry their sisters (or animals), and have no access to electricity or running water!

Your 'proposed love' may be hiding the fact from you that she's nothing more than an inbred cave-dwelling chain-smoking drunk, who's father's really her brother!

Please see my GOD HATES SCOTLAND Thread for more information!

Had to laugh at this comment UGLY?? My friend you seriously cannot talk!! Also try educating yourself a little on the country! Nobody lives in a cave in Scotland, there are houses and YES even skyscrapers etc!! Nobody marries relatives or animals and i think if you do your research u will find that this happens more in America than it does anywhere else!! No running water or electricity????????????? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!! The last comment i have also put in bold for you, Are you actually having a laugh?? You really need to get a life and get out more!!

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Ah, you only 'dress up' in privacy. Do you do that with young boys or is that a seperate phase?
Son, I can assure you, you are on the fast track to Hell.

Hahahahaha!! You people are soooooo far off the radar its hilarious!!! Surely this site is a piss take????

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

Oh give it a rest. The Bible does not support rape. It says that if you are raped and scream for help, but nobody hears you, you are blameless and only the rapist should be put to death (a little tougher than the 2 years our Liebral government gives them). If you are raped and don't scream, then you are just as guilty as the man and both should be put to death.

But if you are raped and are unmarried AND not engaged, then you should marry your rapist. First of all it punishes the rapist because he will have to look at you and remember what he did to you for the rest of his life. Also it protects the woman because it guarantees her a husband who will take care of her for the rest of her life. The other option is that she be an old maid for the rest of her life because what man wants to marry used goods?

Oh, and others have said, what does this have to do with Scotland? Is there an incredibly high number of rapes in the country?

You should see someone!! Someone who can help you!! A Dr maybe???? Strange strange people on this forum!! The level of rape is nowhere near what happens in the most corrupt country in the WORLD!! Yes thats right America!!

[James Hutchins]

Jingo, are you drunk on cheap liquor?
Have you nmever been on a forum before?

Son,you take everything out of context and jumble it up. Are you aware, I could take all the letters in the alphabet and say anything? Therefore, the alphabret (according to your disturbed logic) is bad and incorrect.

Get off the booze and drugs, get hooked on God. Huff the Bible son, it is your only chance.

[JINGO82]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Jingo, are you drunk on cheap liquor?
Have you nmever been on a forum before?

Son,you take everything out of context and jumble it up. Are you aware, I could take all the letters in the alphabet and say anything? Therefore, the alphabret (according to your disturbed logic) is bad and incorrect.

Get off the booze and drugs, get hooked on God. Huff the Bible son, it is your only chance.

Number one i am NOT your son so make sure that doesnt happen again!! I have taken nothing out of context!! You people are actually crazy, either that or YOU are the one on cheap drink or drugs! By the looks of your profile pic it certainly seems so!! I was reading another thread on here too about rape which is TRULY disturbing!! I will be reporting this site to some sort of authority to be investigated as it is absolutely sick!!

Enjoy ur life wierdo, i will be removing myself from this forum as i would want no part in ur sick and wierd look on life!!

Cya later red neck!!

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by JINGO82

I will be reporting this site to some sort of authority to be investigated as it is absolutely sick!!

Who? The Internet Church Police?

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by JINGO82

I will be reporting this site to some sort of authority to be investigated as it is absolutely sick!!

Do not forget to give them your e-mail address, real address, phone number and social security number. Otherwise they would not know who they are ignoring.

[cocaine.monkey]

hey all you devil worshipping Canadians
how are you all you are Canadians aren't you forgive me lord if i am not correct but you all sound the same anyway so if im wrong Canadians please accept my deepest apologies.
Well this is my first post as i was captivated by your loves of us scots even though in your eyes we will probably pillage your villages and rape your wives,i am correct in saying you all still live in villages(well at least the amish people do and the good old u s of a is full of amish people),once again apologies if im wrong,eating all that haggis has turned my whisky flavoured brain to mush
Let me first of all state that(excuse me while i quickly sort my kilt/dress/skirt/piece of dead sheep skin)us scots not scotch laugh at the way you americans love to be so narrow minded,but we of course laugh along with you as we have that down to a knack,now dont take this the wrong way or my friend big j will strike me down,but you need to relax,chill out,get some tonic wine into yourself,if its good enough for the monks then its good enough for rednecks,then maybe you will first of all accept other nations,see that there is loads of qualities in us scots(not scotch)i suppose those qualities would be things like,putting lives before oil,not blowing up our own nation by producing home grown terrorists,being able to laugh at ourselves without going into your local haddows/vicky wine/spar/tescos/wallmart/lidl or whatever and buying "the biggest god damm oozie man"to go and blast the shite out of everyone in your local school/library/mall
can you see where this is leading dont take it the wrong way all im saying is chill out man appreciate us scots even if you can see past the see you jimmy bunnets,whisky breath,weird accent,you will notice that we are all quite a friendly nation and to the original threader if your not going to marry your intended to be then send her over here and us scots will show her what real men are like you never know she may even come back home with a lovely little scotsman in her belly who may pop out shouting hail hail
peace and love and harmony from cocaine.monkey
HAIL HAIL YNWA
mwah from big j as hes hitting the bucky with me tonight to drown his sorrows from the huns winning

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by cocaine.monkey

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< tl;dr >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Son, if you ever come down off of your drugs, please try to repost.

I tried, I really tried to read what you wrote but it was more disturbing than Charlie Manson's memoirs.