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Seeking new girl -
09-28-2010, 06:45 PM
Hi girls
I write here in this forum because I’m seeking a new au-pair girl. Unfortunately I had to fire my former girl after I found out that she had sneaked out several times a week to socialize with the congregation of the local Catholic Church. Had I known that Carmen was a creepy Catholic from the beginning, I had obviously never hired her, but done is done and now she's sent back to Chile.
(It must be said that my wife unfortunately is no longer able to do the household chores because she has severe osteoarthritis)
My expectations for a new girl is:
She must be between 17 and 27 years (it's just a principle)
She can’t be retarded or resemble a retarded (she must really like to show up for our friends and acquaintances)
She must not be overweight (for security reasons)
She must be good at cleaning (it goes without saying)
She must be caring for children (my grandchildren)
She should be a good cook (morning, noon and evening)
She must be available 24 hours a day 6 days a week (I expect however that she is in her room on her day off, in case of emergency)
She must be single (I can't have any husbands or boyfriends running around my property)
Are you the girl I'm looking for, I would encourage you to post here or send me a personal job application.
Sincerely,
Viggo B. Kristoffersen
West Jutland, Denmark
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Re: Seeking new girl -
09-28-2010, 06:56 PM
Bless you Brother!
Might I suggest that virginity also be a requirement? I'm sure you don't want a filthy diseased slut around your children.
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Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: Seeking new girl -
09-28-2010, 07:04 PM
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Bless you Brother!
Might I suggest that virginity also be a requirement? I'm sure you don't want a filthy diseased slut around your children.
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Your absolutely right Brother Harold - THANK YOU .
She must be a virgin (I don't want any filthy sexual diseases in my household)
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Re: Seeking new girl -
09-29-2010, 01:41 PM
What are the chances of you finding a female in Europeastan that can meet those requirements? You had a slim chance at it until you added virgin.
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Re: Seeking new girl -
09-29-2010, 03:01 PM
Dear Mr. Kristoffersen
After disguising this generous job offer of yours with my Dad, we decided that I should try to apply for it
I’m a happy 19 year non rebel girl raised by good Caucasian and Christians parents in the southern part of Denmarkia. I just graduated high school with a nice B+ in Creation Science and I’m planning to begin College in November
I’m fairly good at cleaning and I can honestly say that I love kids (can’t wait to make new little soldiers for Jesus myself) However, my cooking is still not adequate since the even the Joo family next door won’t eat the free apple pies mom gives them when I practice in our kitchen. But hey, I’m still young and more than willing to learn.
I’m really looking forward to see you and your family for a job interview.
Yours sincerely
Michelle
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Re: Seeking new girl -
09-29-2010, 03:02 PM
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What are the chances of you finding a female in Europeastan that can meet those requirements? You had a slim chance at it until you added virgin.
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You're absolutely right Brother Dewitt.
I have no expectations of finding a European to meet my requirements, in fact, I would appreciate a dark glowing girl from a third world country as I expect that such a type will also be a virgin when it comes to her understanding of God's word. On the way I can shape and influence her in the most devoted manner. Although I'm a busy man, I do not see myself as being too important to do good deeds now and then. In God's name of course
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Re: Seeking new girl -
09-29-2010, 03:15 PM
It is wonderful news dear Michelle.
As I can see it, you fulfill most of the requirements I have for a new au-pair girl. But I will obviously need to investigate if you meet all of my desires when you come to the interview.
It will also only me who will be present at the interview. I do not think women should interfere in such transactions. My kids have left home long ago, so it will be just us two, unless of course your father insists on being with .... Of course he is perfectly entitled to get ten fix with but I must be honest, I would not look favorably on a woman your age are so lacking in independence that she should have her parents with her to an innocent interview
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Re: Seeking new girl -
09-29-2010, 04:39 PM
Thanks for your response and PM, Mr. Kristoffersen
Dad says that I can travel on my own if it’s possible for you to pick me up at the train station (it’s arriving at 5:18) and follow me back to the evening train at 11:34 (He keeps on saying that we live far away from save America)
However he would like to know which filter you have on your internet connection (Whatever that means?) and which tv stations you have in your home? (We’re usually not watching much tv other than a little bit of Fox News every once in a while)
And one last thing: You wrote in your PM that the pictures I sent were not “adequate”. What do you mean by that?
Proverbs 10:8 (King James Version):
"The wise in heart will receive commandments: but a prating fool shall fall."
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Re: Seeking new girl -
09-29-2010, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Michelle1991
Thanks for your response and PM, Mr. Kristoffersen
Dad says that I can travel on my own if it’s possible for you to pick me up at the train station (it’s arriving at 5:18) and follow me back to the evening train at 11:34 (He keeps on saying that we live far away from save America)
However he would like to know which filter you have on your internet connection (Whatever that means?) and which tv stations you have in your home? (We’re usually not watching much tv other than a little bit of Fox News every once in a while)
And one last thing: You wrote in your PM that the pictures I sent were not “adequate”. What do you mean by that?
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Dear Michelle
Your father is doing right, asking about our internet filter. You can assure him that I have all the right filters installed in my household, so he has no reason to worry about that. I don't wish to tell what filters I'm talking about, because this information is not appropriate for a woman, and certainly not one of your age.
I didn't think the pictures you sent me were adequate, simply because I was distracted by, that your parents were also in the pictures. Could you please send some pictures with you alone in full figure. I would like to see your character, so I'll have an idea what you look like beside your negroid features.
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Re: Seeking new girl -
09-30-2010, 01:56 PM
Dear sir,
I’m really looking forward to Saturday - you will pick me up at the train station, right?
Ps. I hope you’re happy with the new full body pictures I sent you
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Re: Seeking new girl -
10-03-2010, 12:20 PM
Sorry but im a bit curious but uhm... how did it go? since its Sunday now.
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Re: Seeking new girl -
10-03-2010, 03:26 PM
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Sorry but im a bit curious but uhm... how did it go? since its Sunday now.
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Unfortunately she didn't get the job. Michelle is a nice girl for a negro, and I wish her well in the future finding a good job as a servant, but her father didn't seem happy with the contract I wanted her to sign, so I guess that's it. Do you know anybody who would be interrested in the job? Please let me know.
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Re: Seeking new girl -
10-03-2010, 04:04 PM
I do hope we hear from Michelle again and that she hasn't been raped and locked up in a basement waiting for some sacrifice.
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Re: Seeking new girl -
10-03-2010, 04:51 PM
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I do hope we hear from Michelle again and that she hasn't been raped and locked up in a basement waiting for some sacrifice.
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Why would you say a thing like that? Are you a rapist yourself?
Michelle is, as far as know, doing her best to become a True Christian ex-negro, and I'm sure she's not the cheap slut you suggest. I really doubt that she would ever let anyone rape her.
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Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."
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Re: Seeking new girl -
10-04-2010, 12:25 AM
Brother Viggo I have heard this woman was looking for a position. I am not sure how to contact her. If I find anything I will let you know.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Seeking new girl -
10-04-2010, 11:15 AM
She looks very nice, Lisa. I sure hope that she will get the job
And Dear Mr. God mocking “TheChurchOfGerardWay”:“As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly” (Proverbs 26:11, King James Version)
Hell – because you’re worth it
Proverbs 10:8 (King James Version):
"The wise in heart will receive commandments: but a prating fool shall fall."
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Re: Seeking new girl -
10-04-2010, 11:26 AM
I am sorry you did not get the job Michelle. At least you tried. I am sure God has something planned for you that will be just as good.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Seeking new girl -
09-16-2011, 09:28 PM
i would love to have to have the job, but i am too far to do it
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Re: Seeking new girl -
09-17-2011, 04:39 AM
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i would love to have to have the job, but i am too far to do it
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You're also a year late.
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Re: Seeking new girl -
09-29-2011, 05:12 PM
Hi, i'm 17 years old and i live in Sweden.
I'm looking for an Au-Pair job in another country, and i fit in quite good in your demands.
I'm a good cook and i love childrens, i study sience at Chalmers in Gothenburg.
The only problem here is that i'm not a virgin, i have had sexual intercourse with a couple of men, but that wont be a problem.
I have a few more photos if u like to see me, if not you can see my Avatar.
Love Amanda
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