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Child discipline news: 150 decibel blasts are legal! -
05-16-2008, 02:00 AM
Folks, it looks like the paddle, the strap, and other instruments of child discipline which leave visible marks, are becoming obsolete. Child discipline is advancing by leaps and bounds, thanks to new technology - pepper spray, microwave-pain-rays, and my favorite, LRAD ( Or, Mr. Earbleed as we like to call him in the Landover Security Detail).
Now, I'm sure you're thinking " how can mere sound inflict more pain than a good spanking?" Well, try putting your ear right next to an ambulance siren, or an industrial security alarm as it goes off. Now imagine a few hours, or days, of that.
I used to worry that Mr. Earbleed might end up classified as a weapon, but it turns out that it has not, in fact Mr. Earbleed has just been legally sold to the Chinese government. That's right, you'll be able to discipline your kids with the same instrument used to torture Tibetan buddha-worshippers, falon-gong freaks, and hippie malcontents:
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There was a surprising appearance at CIEPE, the Asia-Pacific Police Logistics and Equipment expo in Beijing last month.
Amongst the displays of high-tech police equipment was the LRAD - Long Range Acoustic Device ??? made by American Technology Corporation (ATC). LRAD is an ultra-high-power loudhailer that can be used for crowd control, often described by the media as a "sonic weapon". It was famously used to drive off Somali pirates in 2005.
LRAD's appearance seems at first surprising, since the US does not permit weapons exports to China. Public Law 101-246, passed after the Tiananmen Square massacre, makes them illegal.
But ACT are happy to say in their most recent Securities and Exhange Commission filing that:"During fiscal 2007, we expanded our international marketing activities and shipped LRAD orders to Australia, Singapore, Korea and China".
It turns out that Public Law 101-246 is confined to items on the State Department's Munitions List. Only standard weapons are included - it is not far-sighted enough to include acoustic weapons or various other novel technologies.
ATC themselves are always careful to refer to LRAD as a "device" rather than a weapon. Although, in addition to being used to communicate, they boast that:"When properly operated, [it can] provide an intense but not harmful beam of sound to warn away friendlies, classify non-compliants as hostile and support decisions concerning escalation of responses."
LRAD produces sound levels of up to 150 decibels, enough to damage hearing and above the level that causes pain.
In the US military, LRAD deployment is overseen by the Joint Non-Lethal Weapons Directorate, who refer to it as a "tool" and "an option in the force continuum".
Whether you think it is a weapon or not, it will be interesting to see how the US reacts if this home-grown "device" is used on protesters at the Beijing Olympics.
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I would pay good money to see the Dalai Llama bleeding from the ears after a solid week of 150 decibel torture....
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Re: Child discipline news: 150 decibel blasts are legal! -
05-16-2008, 03:32 AM
Are you suggesting that more fathers install super loud subwoofers in their sons' cars?
They might not realize that it was a punishment.
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Re: Child discipline news: 150 decibel blasts are legal! -
05-16-2008, 08:09 AM
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Are you suggesting that more fathers install super loud subwoofers in their sons' cars?
They might not realize that it was a punishment.
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I agree, Brother Nobar. This may work on Godless chink kids, but many 'goths' already play their heavy metal music at volumes GREATER THAN 150 DECIBELS! Yes, over a long period of time this causes brain-damage. Why do you think goths dress and act the way they do? Cut their wrists and act like retardeds? Because of the damage this music has on their health.
While heavy metal gothic black-metal music is used in Guantanamo Bay as a form of torture, there is no denying pagans, witches, goths and similar trash, view being deafened by this Satanic garbage as a form of enjoyment.
These '150 decidel blasts' may work for disciplining 'normal' kids, but we still have to find better ways in which to discipline goths.
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Re: Child discipline news: 150 decibel blasts are legal! -
05-16-2008, 04:03 PM
Something wrong Rev, you used Goths and Heavy metal in the same sentence, Goths are quite different than Headbangers.
I think no human would sustain such loud noise for very long, 150db is very bad for your hearing, it wouldn't take long to become deaf.
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Re: Child discipline news: 150 decibel blasts are legal! -
05-16-2008, 04:37 PM
The Chinese also make a wicked net gun that slowly non-lethally strangles the target to death. The Security Detail is testing one out.
Personally my favorite is the microwave ray pain induce. I am looking forward using that in His name. GLORY!
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Re: Child discipline news: 150 decibel blasts are legal! -
05-16-2008, 04:46 PM
It is clear that loud music will turn the young (who are the only ones who can put up with it) to Wicker, Witchism and Gothery but first we see from Brother Jeb why music played at ear-bleeding level is bad – it is not enjoyment, it is punishment. Then we seem from Brother Nobar, that young men and women do not realise this and think it is fun, and finally we see that this loud music is well known of the Devil.
So no wonder that, as Brother Jeb says, loud music is a torture. And no wonder that the young, inexperienced and foolish as they are, are easily led astray and no wonder the result is Wicker, Witchism and Gothery.
By all means play this stuff, play it at 150Db and play it to the young, but always set it in an atmosphere of fear, loathing and pain, such that the young will associate it, as per Pavlov’s dog, with those same emotions and avoid it; thus saving their immortal soul.
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Re: Child discipline news: 150 decibel blasts are legal! -
05-17-2008, 02:09 AM
I am disappointed, I though a 150 decibel blast was going to be some new type of spanking. I don't understand how loud noises is going to punish a child. You should hear my son Skeeter's belches and he seems to be proud of them too!
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Re: Child discipline news: 150 decibel blasts are legal! -
05-17-2008, 06:40 PM
Nuth'in beats a good old taser.
And a well trained attack dog is also effective for supposed out of range mouthiness.
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Re: Child discipline news: 150 decibel blasts are legal! -
05-21-2008, 02:07 AM
[quote= non-lethally strangles the target to death.[/quote]
Ya do know that if its non lethal, ya dont die from it right.
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