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Jesus All hail my one and only brain cell! - 09-13-2017, 04:05 AM



ALL HAIL THE ONE AND ONLY EXISTING GOD IN THIS UNIVERSE: HITLER!

If all of you thought god wear a beard, you are all foolish!

RELIGION IS NOTHING BUT A BIG PILE OF LIE, HITLER IS THE TRUE SUPREME BEING. HE ERADICATED THE REAL SINNERS: THE JEWS!

Jesus DID NOT died for our sins. He died for HIS sins!

HITLER IS THE ONE WHO SUFFERED FOR OTHERS! HE'S THE ONE WHO DIED FOR YOUR SINS!!


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ALL HAIL HITLER, THE ULTIMATE SPAWN OF SATAN!


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Jesus Re: All hail the one and only! - 09-13-2017, 04:15 AM
MAY HITLER BLESS YOU ALL WITH BLONDE HAIR AND BLUE EYES!Wonderful post, ChurchLover69, we can clearly see how passionate you are welcome to the forum! May the Hitler be within you forever.
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Default Re: All hail the one and only! - 09-13-2017, 04:39 AM
Your attempts to shock us are rather pitiful. The Holocaust was nothing compared with Noah's Flood or the coming Apocalypse. We read the Bible every day here. So, "Church Lover", why don't you tell us what church you go to -- or why you don't go to church, as the case may be.
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Default Re: All hail the one and only! - 09-13-2017, 04:54 AM
The Bible is a lie. The bible is only a fairy tale like any other books. There is no Jesus, there is no god. The bible only exists to be sold and make a profit on desperate people seeking help. Stop brainwashing people with your ***profanity***. You are an idiot to believe that God exists.
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Default Re: All hail the one and only! - 09-13-2017, 05:06 AM
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The Bible is a lie. The bible is only a fairy tale like any other books. There is no Jesus, there is no god. The bible only exists to be sold and make a profit on desperate people seeking help. Stop brainwashing people with your ***profanity***. You are an idiot to believe that God exists.


The Bible tells us everyone believes in God, deep down (Rom 1:18-32). So why would you say you don't believe in Him? You don't expect us simply to take what you say on faith, do you?

Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Default Re: All hail the one and only! - 09-13-2017, 05:16 AM
Oh, so you are stupid enough to believe what a book is saying?If there is a hell then (based on your piece of ***obscenity*** of a book), i hope you die in it. Religion makes war and you are participating in this ***obscenity*** mess, you son of a bitch.

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Default Re: All hail the one and only! - 09-13-2017, 05:27 AM
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Oh, so you are stupid enough to believe what a book is saying?If there is a hell then (based on your piece of ***obscenity*** of a book), i hope you die in it. Religion makes war and you are participating in this ***obscenity*** mess, you son of a bitch.

You have blood on your hand and you don't even know it.


I believe that Book because it claims to be the Word of God.


2 Tim 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


What authority do you claim?

Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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