[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

If global warming were real, then every day would be hotter than the previous day. That is the definition of warming - no liberal nonsense, no spin, just the facts.

After unprecedented scorching temperatures all Summer I had to admit my gusto for laughing off the liberal media lies about global warming was weakening. Then in the depth of my darkness, Jesus came. Hallelujah! The temperature today was only high 90s. Yes it's a record high for this time of the year, yes it's the worst drought in a century but the liberal lie about global warming is TOTALLY DESTROYED.

Hear that liberals? That's the sound of my AC unit turned up full blast. I'm sitting outside by the pool thanking Jesus for this lesson in humility. Isn't it great that he tests you up to your limits? I've been to hell and back and found out my faith in Jesus is SOLID. Praise the Lord!

[Jim Farmer]

NASA has admitted that the ocean is not warming.

The cold waters of Earth’s deep ocean have not warmed measurably since 2005, according to a new NASA study, leaving unsolved the mystery of why global warming appears to have slowed in recent years.
Scientists at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) in Pasadena, California, analyzed satellite and direct ocean temperature data from 2005 to 2013 and found the ocean abyss below 1.24 miles (1,995 meters) has not warmed measurably. Study coauthor Josh Willis of JPL said these findings do not throw suspicion on climate change itself.

[Ex-soccer player]

Global warming is just another dumb hoax like "global cooling" in the 1970s. Al Gore and other communists make a fortune with this scam.

If God wanted us to care about "global warming", He would have said so in the Holy Bible! Instead, he said:

Set your affection on things above, not on things on the earth. - Colossians 3:2

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Okay, here is yet another one of those dumb stories.

Sea level rise over past century unmatched in 6,000 years, says study

Research finds 20cm rise since start of 20th century, caused by global warming and the melting of polar ice, is unprecedented



blah blah blah This makes the past century extremely unusual in the historical record, with about a 20cm*** rise in global sea levels since the start of the 20th century. Scientists have identified rising temperatures, which have caused polar ice to melt, as a primary cause of the sea level increase.

***I looked up 20cm. It's less than 7 inches in real money.

For a start, they don't say when they measured it, or where - the tide in my little seaside town goes up and down MUCH more than that every day.

Also, anyone who ever put a bottle of water in the freezer and ended up with a broken bottle knows that water expands when it freezes. So obviously if polar ice were melting then it would take up LESS space, which would make the sea levels fall.

I am not taking any credit for this, by the way. It was explained to me by my 10-year-old son. I sometimes wonder who is home-schooling whom!

Yours in Faith,
Joanna

[Pastor Ezekiel]

The GOP candidate for Senate in godless Oregon is a Creation Scientist who KNOWS that "global warming" is a big liberal joke. He also knows how to annoy the jews who run the liberal drive-by media.