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Should we change our flag? -
08-29-2007, 08:57 AM
The Dominican Republic has the only national flag with a bible in it.
The stars and stripes is fine and brings tears to my eyes when the Anthem is playing, but should we be out done by some south Americans?
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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08-29-2007, 09:46 AM
It's a good call Brother Mayfield, but as everyone in the free-thinking world knows, America is based on Christian Morals and Principles. The Constitution is totally based on Biblical teachings.
The Concept of True Christianity™ was started in the USA.
America is Christianity (Or god Central if you will).
Perhaps every Bible should have the American Stars & Stripes on It's cover.
Now THAT's Patriotism
God Bless you Brother Mayfield
and GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!
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08-29-2007, 01:08 PM
I've always been partial to these two designs. Once we get GWB reelected permanently and Biblical Law to replace that secular constitution (designed to grant special rights to everyone EXCEPT True Christians™ ), we will be needing a new flag.
Besides that, there have always been ugly rumors about that Betsy Ross.
In addition, it should be noted that we at Landover Baptist have been using a newly improved version of The Pledge of Allegiance for some time.
"I Pledge Allegiance to Jesus Christ, The One True God of America.
And to the Kingdom for which He stands,
One Nation under One God,
Invisible, but there nonetheless."
The Pledge of Allegiance is a mandatory morning prayer recited in our nation's public and private school systems. It gives Christian students the freedom to deliver the plan of salvation during class time and effectively shepherd little practitioners of false religions into the loving arms of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. The Landover Baptist Department of Christian Education believes that the Pledge of Allegiance presents a wonderful opportunity for poor Christian students who are forced to attend secular public schools to stand up and testify! Our pastors were so excited about this opportunity, that they insisted that we immediately share it with the millions of Christian viewers who visit our website each month for news, inspiration and information about where to send their checks.
Landover Baptist Christian Academy teacher, Mrs. Rebecca Weaver was the first to suggest that since public school students who recite the Pledge of Allegiance, are already acknowledging that America is, "one nation, under God." it flings open a door of opportunity for Godly students to speak with their unsaved classmates about the Christian God whom this nation is under. Mrs. Weaver, and the Landover Baptist "Pray the Pledge" Committee worked diligently for nearly a whole day create an easy to use Pray the Pledge checklist for Christian public school children. The following eleven tips are designed to assist Christian children in utilizing the Pledge of Allegiance as a tool for rescuing their hellbound classmates from false religions. If you are a Christian parent of a Christian child who unfortunately attends a non-Christian school, please go over this list carefully with your child. Make sure they memorize it so they won't interrupt themselves while sharing the message of Christ.
Pray the Pledge 11 Step Checklist:
1. If you are not assigned seats in your class, follow the scent of garlic and find a place to sit near some foreign looking student who has swarthy skin that reminds you of anything from either a chunk of coal or a little stray pooty left behind in the whirlpool of toilet water. It is safe to assume that the parents of these students have already wasted a good part of their lives indoctrinating them with a dangerous, made-up, false religion.
2. Before the Pledge begins, if your little classmates haven't noticed that you have your hands folded in prayer, not over your heart, bring it to their attention. If you are bold enough, right before the class gets ready to say the Pledge of Allegiance - shout, "Dear Lord Jesus. . ." and then continue with the rest of the class in unison, "I pledge of allegiance to the flag. . ." This will serve as a testimony to your teacher and the other students, that you are acknowledging that the Pledge of Allegiance is a prayer - right from the start. If the teacher pauses for any reason in the Pledge, look at one of your unsaved classmates and yell, "I feel a victory coming on! Yes, Jesus!" And be sure to end the Pledge with "A-men" as well. You will be surprised how fast it catches on!
3. After the pledge is over, we suggest thanking one or more of your odd looking classmates for joining you in public prayer. This should raise their curiosity.
4. Begin to ask them what it feels like to be a Christian. They may, at first, resist your entreaties, claiming to know what you are so-called "up to." Wear them down any way you can. Finally, when they openly admit that they are not Christians, but actually embrace a false religion, like Hindu, Buddhist, or Muslim - this is your opportunity to feign the look of surprise. Try to look as puzzled as you can. Ask them directly why they just falsely stated during the Pledge of Allegiance that they are under your Christian God, but just now admitted that they are not. Tell them you don't appreciate liars and neither will the principal when he gets your note.
5. More often than not, they will probably respond by saying something about "God" being universal, and it can mean whatever they want it to mean. If you can avoid the natural Christian impulse of laughing right out loud in their freshly-slapped faces, take the opportunity to sternly correct them and give them a short history lesson about how there were no Muslims, Hindus, Atheists, or Jews among the Pilgrims or Founding Fathers. Indeed, the Pilgrims were forced to turn on each other until they met the heathen, naked, alcoholic Injuns.
6. Take it a step further and begin to raise your voice slightly. Make it absolutely clear to them that there were no Muslims, Jews or Hindus who gave their lives to create the country that they are sitting in right now. And if their foreign parents want to raise them under a false God, then keep it at home - because Jesus runs THIS classroom!
7. At this point, understand that you have planted a seed of faith, and it should be harvested immediately! Be careful though! Avoid getting too excited. Don't spill the beans and tell them all they're going straight to Hell. Although this is true, we suggest you break it to them gently by reaching into your desk and slowly pulling out your Bible. Do not break eye contact with your potential converts even if you have to grab a tuft of their filthy, unwashed hair to hold them in place!
8. Refer to your Bible as "The Holy Book" and open it slowly like you are expecting the Lord to come out from between the pages and pounce on your soon-to-be-Christian friends. Most foreign trash is very superstitious and will probably become bug-eyed, and possibly soil their drawers, in the face of your new, mysterious powers.. Tell them that this Holy Book says that every single religion in the whole wide world is a false religion. Except for yours.
9. At this point, tell the students that you will be highly offended and consider it a hate crime against your religion if they do not do you the courtesy of bowing their heads and shutting their eyes and repeating after you.
10. Here is your window of opportunity - before anyone has a chance to open their mouth, start to pray this prayer and refuse to be interrupted: Poppa God, My Father in Heaven, we've just finished praying the Pledge of Allegiance to You. Everyone here openly acknowledges that we are not members of one nation under Allah or Buddha, or some other false god but we are one nation under YOU! You are God, the Father and through your Son, Jesus Christ, we acknowledge the sovereignty and ultimate authority of our Christian Nation above all other nations on earth. If any of us here are unsaved, we ask Jesus Christ to come into our hearts and stomp out the demons of Hindu, the demons of Allah, the fat little demons of Buda, and if we are Jewish, we ask you to forgive us for killing your Son and for Barbra Streisand. A-men.
11. If your classmates just prayed that prayer, it means they're saved. Take down their names and addresses and phone numbers immediately. Ask to be dismissed from class. Find a pay phone and call your pastor* with the information so that he can call their parents and tell them the good news - that someone just paid a ransom for their little children and they have been delivered forever into the unbreakable clutches of the Living God. If your pastor knows what he is doing, he will also want to use this opportunity to lead some confused parents to Christ. Before you know it, you will have assisted in securing a hoard of eager, tithing church members to your local church roster.
*Note: Do not call your pastor collect. It is appropriate in cases like this to ask your teacher or a classmate for some change to make a phone call. Tell them you have an emergency and Jesus wants you to call your pastor right away.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Should we change our flag? -
08-29-2007, 02:38 PM
These are my suggestions.
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Re: Should we change our flag? -
08-29-2007, 02:57 PM
I cannot imagine how any right-minded person could possibly even begin to disagree with this design:
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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08-29-2007, 03:14 PM
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Re: Should we change our flag? -
08-29-2007, 03:32 PM
Oh, and how come Mozamique have an assault rifle on their flag, but we don't? There's definitely something wrong there.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Should we change our flag? -
08-29-2007, 04:27 PM
If we add the Bible to our flag, we should make sure that it's prominently marked KJV. I suspect that in the Domesticated Republic, or whatever it's called, the only "Bible" is a Romanist big book of lies with those fake books added.
ETA: As an alternative, and to keep the flag relevant, Jesus has guided me to prepare this proposed design to address an issue as serious as any that is facing our nation, certainly much more serious than so-called "global warming":
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Re: Should we change our flag? -
08-29-2007, 05:37 PM
I think we should have a Bible on our flags AND a flag on our Bibles, so that the Bible on the flag will have a flag with a Bible on it, and that flag will also have a Bible with a flag with a Bible with a flag with a Bible with a flag with a Bible with a flag with a Bible with a flag on it.
Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.
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08-29-2007, 05:58 PM
or this.........
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Re: Should we change our flag? -
08-29-2007, 08:10 PM
I think that if we did change the flag, that the KJV Bible should be added to it, maybe the Ten Commandments somewhere, Jesus Christ, a sinner crying, guns, and other sorts of things like that.
BUT, let me warn you guys, in Georgia, they got rid of the Confederate flag and replaced it with some politically correct cr*p.
And we all know that politically correct does not equal Biblically correct.
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08-29-2007, 08:16 PM
Okay these flag designs are all good, but what would Jesus want?
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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08-29-2007, 08:38 PM
I like the way you think, Brother Monty! Here are a few I came up with:
Thank God for DIBs (Dead Iraqi Babies)!
This one doesn't really mean anything... I just liked the design a lot.
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Re: Should we change our flag? -
08-30-2007, 04:07 AM
*shudders* Just keep it the way it needs to be... The American flag is symbolic enough, and Jesus is everywhere already, we don't need more. You can have your Jesus, but don't put it where I can see it.
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08-30-2007, 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Miss Hikari
*shudders* Just keep it the way it needs to be... The American flag is symbolic enough, and Jesus is everywhere already, we don't need more. You can have your Jesus, but don't put it where I can see it.
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This one doesn't really mean anything... I just liked the design a lot.
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I can see the appeal. After all, nips are the opposite of everything God likes, so it makes sense that our flag should be the opposite of the Japanee one.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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08-30-2007, 01:08 PM
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You can have your Jesus, but don't put it where I can see it.
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Dear friend:
We don't want to keep Jesus to ourselves. How could we be so heartless and callous as to let people slide into eternal damnation without at least having the chance to hear the saving message?
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Re: Should we change our flag? -
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Dear friend:
We don't want to keep Jesus to ourselves. How could we be so heartless and callous as to let people slide into eternal damnation without at least having the chance to hear the saving message?
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Amen, Pastor. I am so sick and tired of these Godless lieberals running around wanting to take God out of public life and such. I certainly don't remember anywhere in the blessed Holy Bible where the Lord says anything about keeping to Himself.
And even though the people who founded this country were pretty much all Godless warlock freemasons who are now burning in the Lake of Fire for their unbelief, they nevertheless founded this country as a Christian Nation and intended Christianity to be the sole rule and guide of all public and private life.
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08-30-2007, 08:01 PM
Toilet paper colored with felt pens would be nice.
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