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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 11-27-2014, 03:39 AM

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You really had to put up those images just to justify your point. Try to remember that those images aren't shown in the game. You all just have dirty minds. To all the people comparing portals to there asses. That's actually quite hilarious you do realize that alot of people who make games are atheists. That means they aren't promoting the devil or related to the devil. you have the right to say certain people are sent from the devil or other ***POTTY MOUTH REMOVED***. So their sent from someone they don't believe in.... OK alright anyways you guys have fun with your eternal arguments. Even though there is no proof that god exists. No I'm not falling for the look at how beautiful this world is ***POTTY MOUTH REMOVED***, gday. I'd gladly love to see your oppinions on this comment because I tell you what. Its really fun to see your silly replies. So come on. PLEASE amuse me!
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 11-28-2014, 01:25 AM

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You really had to put up those images just to justify your point. Try to remember that those images aren't shown in the game. You all just have dirty minds. To all the people comparing portals to there asses. That's actually quite hilarious you do realize that alot of people who make games are atheists. That means they aren't promoting the devil or related to the devil. you have the right to say certain people are sent from the devil or other ***POTTY MOUTH REMOVED***. So their sent from someone they don't believe in.... OK alright anyways you guys have fun with your eternal arguments. Even though there is no proof that god exists. No I'm not falling for the look at how beautiful this world is ***POTTY MOUTH REMOVED***, gday. I'd gladly love to see your oppinions on this comment because I tell you what. Its really fun to see your silly replies. So come on. PLEASE amuse me!
All you know how to do is amuse yourself. Can you name me just one example of where a gamer was found to be a productive member of society and not a self-fornicator? No you can't.


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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 01-01-2015, 11:06 PM

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Valve Portal 2 is a video game unlike any other game. Most games have the decency to give you a machine gun so you can start shooting Muslims, democrats or whatever terrorists are called nowadays. With Portal 2 you get to kill no one. After getting stuck at 32% for ages all you do is fiddle with lasers and getting thrown around by jump platforms. It's amazing someone even bothered to make it.

Insulting GOD with techno-magical mumbo-jumbo.
With Portal 2 you have a special "gun" which you can use to create two types of portals. A gay blue one and an even more gay orange one. The portals are connected with each other, whatever enters a portal, leaves the other one. In other words Valve reinvented something also known as a door. My house has several of those. Yet somehow people pay money for this nonsense.

Whatever enters one portal, leaves the other one.


Clearly this kind of nonsense does nothing but polluting the minds of innocent children with non-biblical concepts. Portals are not in the Bible so not only do they not exist, they are impossible to create! Just thinking about how they work will turn your child into a Hell bound atheist!

Jesus clearly would not like this as He hates magic! (Deuteronomy 18:9-12)


Dooming your innocent child to HELL!
Like most video games, Portal 2 will do everything in its power to doom your innocent child to the eternal fires of Hell! There is nothing more important in a child's life than loving Jesus and Jesus loving them back. One of the very evil elements of Portal 2 is the "companion cube". Apparently they realize girls who play video games will never get boyfriends. Portal 2 teaches children to forget about Jesus and to worship the companion cube instead! Jesus clearly does not approve! Jesus wants us to love only Him and no one else! John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

Children and young women learn to love the companion cube:


Filling your child's mind with SEX, SEX and SEX!
Portal 2 promotes new kinds of sex your innocent children didn't even knew existed. Where usually 2 people are needed to have unhealthy forms of sex like anal sex and oral sex, portal makes it possible to do all this alone. This will create fantasies in your children's minds that will haunt them forever and ever while they masturbate like wild kangaroos. Just read this fair and balanced article where actually sucking peoples asses and playing Portal 2 turn out to be the same thing.

Portal 2 promotes people to have sex with themselves:


Teaching your child that lying is OK!
Portal 2 does nothing but lie over and over again to the player. Teaching innocent children that there is nothing wrong with lying. The biggest lie being the constant promise of cake (a miserable excuse for a decent Christian American pie) which is never actually delivered, they probably hired Federal Express. Your child will cry a lot while playing this game. God hates liars: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

The cake is a lie. No decent Christian woman would ever create such a monstrosity.


Stealing your credit card information.
Portal 2 can only be bought online with something called "Steam". Steam is the most hacked online system in existence. Even a child can hack into Steam and steal credit card information of everyone who ever bought something with it! Most of these thieves are called indies. Somehow these people from India all use Steam to steal money from hard working Americans.



Anal sex? Credit cards? You piffleing religious people are the scum of the society.
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Anal sex? Credit cards? You piffleing religious people are the scum of the society.
You sure have a funny sense of etiquette, son. Cranky Old Man painstakingly takes the time to alert parents to this devious game, and you call him a scum. You barge in here without so much as a "hello," and we're supposed to assume you've the moral high ground?

How very disappointed your mother must feel.

Nevertheless, you're welcome to join us, if you can keep a civil tone about you that is. You may just find the road to Salvation! Then you will be free from all this anger and despair.



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Anal sex? Credit cards? You piffleing religious people are the scum of the society.
Please try to control that whore mouth of yours or I'm afraid you'll be asked to leave.



Also: what contributions to society have gamers made?



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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 01-02-2015, 02:16 AM

This game is disgraceful, and it is sure to taint the minds and souls of even more children, as I have been told that it has been on sale by a friend. Something horrible called the Steam Winter Sale has been reducing the prices and making these indoctrinating games cost even less. I can't believe that there are games rated for the general public that promote dirty homosexuality. This is a disgrace. I pray that this entire organization called "Steam" along with this Portal 2 anal sex game will be eradicated.
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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 04-19-2015, 09:10 PM

Okay this game does not promote anal sex, why would you think that? also it's not tricking kids into worshiping the cube, if you played the game (which you will never do) you would know.
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Okay this game does not promote anal sex, why would you think that?
We think that because we aren't brainwashed by liberal media into a hyper-sexual way of thinking where one doesn't know what sex is anymore.

P.S. If you actually read the Christian posts instead of just barging in here like a judgmental madman, you would learn a lot more.


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Okay this game does not promote anal sex, why would you think that? also it's not tricking kids into worshiping the cube, if you played the game (which you will never do) you would know.
I am getting the feeling you didn't even read my post. And I am certain you never bothered to read the Holy Bible. Why do you waste your life while you could lead a decent and prosperous life instead? Why choose hate over love? Why?


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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 06-16-2015, 01:12 PM

*sigh* promotes anal sex...really?

"With Portal 2 you have a special "gun" which you can use to create two types of portals. A gay blue one and an even more gay orange one. The portals are connected with each other, whatever enters a portal, leaves the other one. In other words Valve reinvented something also known as a door. My house has several of those. Yet somehow people pay money for this nonsense"

*Blue and Orange aren't gay colors. The sky is gay then? where god apparently lives. The sun is gay?, the orange light that illuminates the earth.

"Clearly this kind of nonsense does nothing but polluting the minds of innocent children with non-biblical concepts. Portals are not in the Bible so not only do they not exist, they are impossible to create! Just thinking about how they work will turn your child into a Hell bound atheist!"

*Portals don't exists? Whats a black hole then? Also any kid who would play this would understand it's a Puzzle Game.

"Jesus clearly would not like this as He hates magic"

*Not magic, science. The whole game is based in a science facility and is controlled by a AI created by science.

"Like most video games, Portal 2 will do everything in its power to doom your innocent child to the eternal fires of Hell! There is nothing more important in a child's life than loving Jesus and Jesus loving them back. One of the very evil elements of Portal 2 is the "companion cube". Apparently they realize girls who play video games will never get boyfriends. Portal 2 teaches children to forget about Jesus and to worship the companion cube instead! Jesus clearly does not approve! Jesus wants us to love only Him and no one else"

*It doesn't tell you to worship the companion cube, all throughout the portal games, you are alone, with only a evil AI to sometimes give you a helpful insult, but once you reach the room with the companion cube your ready for anyone and anything as company, even a box with a heart on it.

"Portal 2 promotes new kinds of sex your innocent children didn't even knew existed. Where usually 2 people are needed to have unhealthy forms of sex like anal sex and oral sex, portal makes it possible to do all this alone. This will create fantasies in your children's minds that will haunt them forever and ever while they masturbate like wild kangaroos."

*Kids don't know about sex, so how should they know Portal 2 is promoting Anal sex? The game is a PUZZLE GAME, designed to be difficult, but rewarding to finish.

Portal 2 does nothing but lie over and over again to the player. Teaching innocent children that there is nothing wrong with lying. The biggest lie being the constant promise of cake (a miserable excuse for a decent Christian American pie) which is never actually delivered, they probably hired Federal Express. Your child will cry a lot while playing this game.

* The cake is in the game. If it isn't how did you get that picture? The cake is in the game, you just have to find it. They make fun that it's "a lie" but really it isn't promoting lying.

"Portal 2 can only be bought online with something called "Steam". Steam is the most hacked online system in existence. Even a child can hack into Steam and steal credit card information of everyone who ever bought something with it! Most of these thieves are called indies. Somehow these people from India all use Steam to steal money from hard working Americans."

*Portal 2 can be bought in stores, also STEAM IS THE MOST SECURE SERVICE ON THE INTERNET. Never been hacked, never been the victim of a cyber attack. A child isn't smart enough to hack, maybe a teenager but not a kid.
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*Not magic, science. The whole game is based in a science facility and is controlled by a AI created by science.
Science? Either you didn´t play the game or it has taught you little about science. That says something about you, the game or possibly both.

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The sky isn´t blue. It appears blue because photons (light) from the Sun with a shorter wave length (blue) scatter more easily in Earths atmosphere than those with a longer wave length (red). The Sun isn´t orange either, it is what you would percieve as white. It just appears to be orange when the sun is setting due to the same effect (Rayleigh).


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I just finished masturbating to Kim Kardashian. Oh, and you people are a bunch of mormons, EVERYONE knows Robo-jesus is the true lord and savior, because if your Christ was so powerful, why did he get nailed to a cross like an idiot. SIMPLE LOGIC
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Ehm "Valve's Steam service hacked, credit card information obtained" (source: engadget.com).

So clearly you could not be more wrong. About everything...


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5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Ehm "Valve's Steam service hacked, credit card information obtained" (source: engadget.com).

So clearly you could not be more wrong. About everything...
You have gone through exhaustive and holy efforts to warn them of their sins with their "unbelieving" (Rev 21:8) with Portal 2, and Valve Steam -- how fitting, isn't it?
Steam from hell! Stupidity will not save their back sides from fire and brimstone eternally!

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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.


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Nobody is claiming that portals do exist. And cars aren't in the Bible but there are many people on this very website who drive. Also, nowhere in the game does it actually promote anal sex; it's the dirty minded people on the internet who realized that it could hypothetically be done. The cake being a lie is a moot point; even if cake did exist in the game you would never get it in real life and the companion cube is no more dangerous than a teddy bear. As for software getting hacked that's nothing to do with the game itself and you could just get it on x-box or playstation.

It's ironic that you're against anal sex because you're is so far up your own ***intestinal innuendo removed by moderator***.

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Nobody is claiming that portals do exist. And cars aren't in the Bible but there are many people on this very website who drive. Also, nowhere in the game does it actually promote anal sex; it's the dirty minded people on the internet who realized that it could hypothetically be done. The cake being a lie is a moot point; even if cake did exist in the game you would never get it in real life and the companion cube is no more dangerous than a teddy bear. As for software getting hacked that's nothing to do with the game itself and you could just get it on x-box or playstation.

It's ironic that you're against anal sex because you're is so far up your own ***intestinal innuendo removed by moderator***.
This is not a debate forum. There isn't a debate among True Christians.
The fact that Portals don't exist makes the point clearer. The Lord warns us against wizardry, and enchanters (those who create magic). For that violation ALONE among others, this is an abomination!!! If something isn't real, it's promoting magic. It isn't an "illusion", its an actual portal that doesn't exist, which is magic.

Deuteronomy 18:10-12 --

There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.

11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.

12 For all that do these things are an abomination unto the Lord: and because of these abominations the Lord thy God doth drive them out from before thee.


Your cake being a lie argument not mattering is invalid. Education pays. Of course you wouldn't receive a cake, but it still promotes a lie. If you are told you will get a Gold trophy at the end, and you don't receive it, it's a lie. You don't receive "actual" trophies in real life either. What a mocker.


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That was in 2007, when valve had just made steam they weren't ready for a attack (also in 2007 only around 1000 users so probably 57 credit cards information stolen), aslo 2007! Tha was before Portal 2 was even MADE!!!
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