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Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! -
05-23-2011, 10:51 PM
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I'm on high alert but it is possible that someone's hiding him
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Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! -
05-23-2011, 11:11 PM
So Harold Camping was really predicting a pastafarian pirate rapture. Cool.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! -
05-23-2011, 11:19 PM
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Sir, If you are out of pocket due to this strange turn of events do you not believe that Our Lord will repay you?
Tobit 4:14 Let not the wages of any man, which hath wrought for thee, tarry with thee, but give him it out of hand: for if thou serve God, he will also repay thee: be circumspect my son, in all things thou doest, and be wise in all thy conversation.
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I sometimes read things before linking to them: in this case I did (you can disregard the 1st half of linked post)
. . . can backtrack to here
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Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! -
05-23-2011, 11:22 PM
Is his wife still whining about her loss? Doesn't she have cleaning to do?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! -
05-23-2011, 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean
Who?
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there is a certain type of person who might want to sequester nude pirates for her their own sordid purposes, the nature of which I am unable to imagine Mr. McUinnean.
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Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! -
05-23-2011, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
there is a certain type of person who might want to sequester nude pirates for her their own sordid purposes, the nature of which I am unable to imagine Mr. McUinnean.
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Yes, but who? You must have an idea and I've always been useless at detective games. All the great detectives were either English or Americans - all we've ever been famous for was Highland charges - so could you kindly spill the beans or drop a very big hint...
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Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! -
05-23-2011, 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean
...all we've ever been famous for was Highland charges...
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That and uisge beatha - so good, you named your country for it!
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Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! -
05-24-2011, 06:52 AM
My dear, The apocrypha is a selection of books which were included in the 1611 version of the King James Bible in-between the Old and New Testament. It was later removed in 1885 A.D. My Bible is the King James Version 1611 not the 1885 abridged version.
Here a couple of pages scanned from my Full copy of the Bible
Now don't you have a pie to make or something?
2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.
On the one side, we shall be traduced by Popish Persons at home or abroad, who therefore will malign us, because we are poor instruments to make God's holy Truth to be yet more and more known unto the people, whom they desire still to keep in ignorance and darkness; or if, on the other side, we shall be maligned by self-conceited Brethren, who run their own ways, and give liking unto nothing, but what is framed by themselves, and hammered on their anvil; we may rest secure, supported within by truth and innocency of a good conscience, having walked the ways of simplicity and integrity, as before the Lord.
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Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! -
05-24-2011, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Richard Bancroft
The apocrypha is a selection of books which were included in the 1611 version of the King James Bible
Now don't you have a pie to make or something?
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Thank you for your reply Mr Bancroft. I was not expressing an opinion, you understand, but just linking to a couple of posts I'd noticed earlier where the apocrypha was being discussed; I also use the 1611 Authorized Version (on-line) which includes those books.
Yes, I have one in at the moment: a lovely duck & Burgundy pie.
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Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! -
05-24-2011, 05:04 PM
WOW!
I have returned.....
Things are a bit fuzzy at the moment, maybe with time I will have a better recollection of what just happened to me, but for now all I can remember is a mountain with the most exquisite Beer flowing from it like a Volcano, something about redheads and brunettes all around me and the most fantastic pasta I have eaten!
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Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! -
05-24-2011, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
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was your partner still there
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Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! -
05-24-2011, 05:14 PM
Did I say I'd missed you Pastaman?
No?
Good.
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Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! -
05-24-2011, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean
Did I say I'd missed you Pastaman?
No?
Good.
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I wonder if he's ruptured something
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Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! -
05-24-2011, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
I wonder if he's ruptured something
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The 'Rupture'
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Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! -
05-24-2011, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
was your partner still there
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Yes my loving partner is still here. I feel like I have been reborn!
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Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! -
05-24-2011, 05:32 PM
I have to admit, that I missed our Pastafarao a little bit. He is slightly annoying, he is pagan and is going to burn in hell. But he is at least not too rude, he seems to be intelligent and now or then I feel that he even respects us a bit. If I compare him to the fiends we have got last week, he is almost Christian.
YiC, Miikkael
Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
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Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! -
05-24-2011, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
Yes my loving partner is still here. I feel like I have been reborn!
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We feel like we got duped. We thought we finally got rid of you.
Turns out you just wandered around drunk and naked for a few days.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! -
05-24-2011, 06:23 PM
one of my friends had this kind of experience back in the 80's but...he was abducted by soviets...
freddie you should check that the russians havn't implanted a probe in your rectum....
yours in christ
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Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! -
05-24-2011, 08:45 PM
Trying to work out if I should now describe myself as re-born, or re-heated.
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Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! -
05-24-2011, 08:58 PM
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Trying to work out if I should now describe myself as re-born, or re-heated.
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I knew this was too good to be true...
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