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Default Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! - 05-23-2011, 10:51 PM

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Default Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! - 05-23-2011, 11:11 PM

So Harold Camping was really predicting a pastafarian pirate rapture. Cool.


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Default Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! - 05-23-2011, 11:19 PM

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Sir, If you are out of pocket due to this strange turn of events do you not believe that Our Lord will repay you?

Tobit 4:14 Let not the wages of any man, which hath wrought for thee, tarry with thee, but give him it out of hand: for if thou serve God, he will also repay thee: be circumspect my son, in all things thou doest, and be wise in all thy conversation.
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Default Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! - 05-23-2011, 11:22 PM

Is his wife still whining about her loss? Doesn't she have cleaning to do?


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Default Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! - 05-23-2011, 11:22 PM

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Who?
there is a certain type of person who might want to sequester nude pirates for her their own sordid purposes, the nature of which I am unable to imagine Mr. McUinnean.
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Default Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! - 05-23-2011, 11:26 PM

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there is a certain type of person who might want to sequester nude pirates for her their own sordid purposes, the nature of which I am unable to imagine Mr. McUinnean.
Yes, but who? You must have an idea and I've always been useless at detective games. All the great detectives were either English or Americans - all we've ever been famous for was Highland charges - so could you kindly spill the beans or drop a very big hint...
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Default Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! - 05-23-2011, 11:53 PM

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...all we've ever been famous for was Highland charges...
That and uisge beatha - so good, you named your country for it!


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Default Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! - 05-24-2011, 06:52 AM

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My dear, The apocrypha is a selection of books which were included in the 1611 version of the King James Bible in-between the Old and New Testament. It was later removed in 1885 A.D. My Bible is the King James Version 1611 not the 1885 abridged version.

Here a couple of pages scanned from my Full copy of the Bible
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Now don't you have a pie to make or something?


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Default Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! - 05-24-2011, 04:43 PM

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The apocrypha is a selection of books which were included in the 1611 version of the King James Bible
Now don't you have a pie to make or something?
Thank you for your reply Mr Bancroft. I was not expressing an opinion, you understand, but just linking to a couple of posts I'd noticed earlier where the apocrypha was being discussed; I also use the 1611 Authorized Version (on-line) which includes those books.

Yes, I have one in at the moment: a lovely duck & Burgundy pie.
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Default Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! - 05-24-2011, 05:04 PM

WOW!

I have returned.....

Things are a bit fuzzy at the moment, maybe with time I will have a better recollection of what just happened to me, but for now all I can remember is a mountain with the most exquisite Beer flowing from it like a Volcano, something about redheads and brunettes all around me and the most fantastic pasta I have eaten!


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Default Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! - 05-24-2011, 05:14 PM

Did I say I'd missed you Pastaman?

No?

Good.
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Default Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! - 05-24-2011, 05:19 PM

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Did I say I'd missed you Pastaman?

No?

Good.
I wonder if he's ruptured something
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Default Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! - 05-24-2011, 05:25 PM

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I wonder if he's ruptured something
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Default Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! - 05-24-2011, 05:26 PM

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was your partner still there
Yes my loving partner is still here. I feel like I have been reborn!


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Default Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! - 05-24-2011, 05:32 PM

I have to admit, that I missed our Pastafarao a little bit. He is slightly annoying, he is pagan and is going to burn in hell. But he is at least not too rude, he seems to be intelligent and now or then I feel that he even respects us a bit. If I compare him to the fiends we have got last week, he is almost Christian.

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Default Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! - 05-24-2011, 05:32 PM

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Yes my loving partner is still here. I feel like I have been reborn!
We feel like we got duped. We thought we finally got rid of you.

Turns out you just wandered around drunk and naked for a few days.


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Default Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! - 05-24-2011, 06:23 PM

one of my friends had this kind of experience back in the 80's but...he was abducted by soviets...


freddie you should check that the russians havn't implanted a probe in your rectum....


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Default Re: Where has Jo Freddie gone! - 05-24-2011, 08:45 PM

Trying to work out if I should now describe myself as re-born, or re-heated.


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Trying to work out if I should now describe myself as re-born, or re-heated.
I knew this was too good to be true...
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