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Idea for a new badge -
04-23-2013, 12:40 AM
Scripture Twister
This would be an appropriate badge for the God-mocking "Christians" who come here and try to twist scripture to prove their ill-conceived arguments.
Twister, of course, is a tool of satan designed to evoke un-Godly desires in its players and to initiate unnatural sexual acts of unspeakable depravity. This makes it doubly appropriate for the Bible-twisting "Christians" who are also, unwillingly, doing the work of satan!
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Re: Idea for a new badge -
04-23-2013, 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by SeekingEnlightenment
Scripture Twister
This would be an appropriate badge for the God-mocking "Christians" who come here and try to twist scripture to prove their ill-conceived arguments.
Twister, of course, is a tool of satan designed to evoke un-Godly desires in its players and to initiate unnatural sexual acts of unspeakable depravity. This makes it doubly appropriate for the Bible-twisting "Christians" who are also, unwillingly, doing the work of satan!
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Amen! I like!
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Re: Idea for a new badge -
04-23-2013, 12:46 AM
The icon needs to be 19 pixels so I would guess that it looks like some kind of imaginary atomic structure.
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Re: Idea for a new badge -
04-23-2013, 12:49 AM
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The icon needs to be 19 pixels so I would guess that it looks like some kind of imaginary atomic structure.
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Ah, that's disappointing but thanks for the heads up.
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Re: Idea for a new badge -
04-23-2013, 12:57 AM
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Idea for a new badge -
04-23-2013, 01:53 AM
I would never play Twister
And it amazes me when I read the rubbish these scripturetwisters come up with. I will even try an example, how they must think. - This is what I want it to say,
- therefore that is what these words mean;
- in which case it really doesn't matter which verse you pick does it.
EXAMPLE 1 - Lesbians so are kewl
- ROMANS 1:24, 26b Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
- See? That means God is OK with wsw
EXAMPLE 2 - I will put on these red latex pedalpushers 3 sizes too small for me and go down the docks tonight
- II CHRONICLES 36:5–6a Jehoiakim was twenty and five years old when he began to reign, and he reigned eleven years in Jerusalem: and he did that which was evil in the sight of the LORD his God. Against him came up Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon, and bound him in fetters
- Bondage tricks will be on the table, God does not judge personal choices as long as they are choices.
EXAMPLE 3 - I don't have a bus so I will steal one
- LAMENTATIONS 5:13 They took the young men to grind, and the children fell under the wood.
- Which means that since a bus is public property stealing it is not theft. God says so right there in Lamentations.
Well, I could go on like this all day. The heathen just can't wait to start bending over exhibiting underwear and Twister is everything they could wish for (in that respect; they still want to get drunk like monkeys, hang out in o pium dens, b rothels and cr ackhouses of course where no doubt they paint Twister on the floor, and Ludo it makes me sick just thinking about it) I think I'd better go and do some gardening.
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Re: Idea for a new badge -
04-23-2013, 03:34 AM
That Twister is a sex orgy game played by perverts and made by joos.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Idea for a new badge -
04-23-2013, 06:22 AM
We already have the 'cherry picker' badge, shouldn't that cover twisting scripture too?
Thinking of Abortion?
That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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Re: Idea for a new badge -
04-23-2013, 08:44 AM
SeekingEnlightenment, you've got a good head on your shoulders! I think Scripture Twister and Cherry Picker are two different things, so there could definitely be a possible use for this new badge. I'll leave it to three pastors to decide, naturally.
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Re: Idea for a new badge -
04-23-2013, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
That Twister is a sex orgy game played by perverts and made by joos.
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I remember hearing about a perverted teenager who died of asphyxiation while slathered up in baby oil, naked as a jaybird while playing Twister with two other naked boys.
You can gaur-on-tee Satan has him all twisted up like a pretzel, raping him over and over with his 13-foot, giant, barbed tallywhacker at this very moment!
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Re: Idea for a new badge -
04-23-2013, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by SeekingEnlightenment
Scripture Twister
This would be an appropriate badge for the God-mocking "Christians" who come here and try to twist scripture to prove their ill-conceived arguments.
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Brother Enlightenment, I think this is a marvelous badge for the Pastors and Male Elders to consider adding to the lineup.
The wonderful thing about your nominated badge is not only does it brand the poster as untrustworthy...but it also publicly shames them with that childish gameboard image.
Because non-Believers who don't respect God™s word, and insist on twisting it, are childish....and we know it.
Let the world see...
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Re: Idea for a new badge -
04-23-2013, 08:00 PM
Since the Twister graphic won't scale well to a 19X19 size, maybe we could use an image of a little Bible that's been physically twisted?
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Re: Idea for a new badge -
04-23-2013, 08:03 PM
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...maybe we could use an image of a little Bible that's been physically twisted?
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That just might make me sick in my mouth a little...
Sorry...
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Re: Idea for a new badge -
04-23-2013, 08:10 PM
How about one page being physically twisted?
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Re: Idea for a new badge -
04-23-2013, 08:31 PM
I don't know...
Would that be sacrilegious?
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Re: Idea for a new badge -
04-23-2013, 08:33 PM
I made this twister icon:
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Re: Idea for a new badge -
04-23-2013, 08:36 PM
It looks like a wall socket.
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Re: Idea for a new badge -
04-23-2013, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
I made this twister icon:
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That's awesome. I went ahead and reduced the original image to 19x19.
Not sure it's readable, but when you hover the icons, they explain what they are, anyway?
Just my contribution. Of course it's up to the men to decide!
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Re: Idea for a new badge -
04-24-2013, 01:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
I remember hearing about a perverted teenager who died of asphyxiation while slathered up in baby oil, naked as a jaybird while playing Twister with two other naked boys.
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There's far too much of that about!
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True Christian™ Brainiac
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Re: Idea for a new badge -
04-24-2013, 04:11 PM
I thank you for your effort, friends
I wish everyone in my life was as kind and supportive as True Christians! Praise Jesus!!
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