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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 01:02 PM
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You seem more interested in colouring in your houses rather than worshipping Jesus. Maybe you should put the paintbrushes away, open the KJV, and follow every word like you want to redeem yourself.
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Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 01:02 PM
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I bet that dude will tell you it's porn anyways lol
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 01:04 PM
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It's not enough to just believe in Jesus. To get into heaven you must stop hating Jesus, accept Him as your Lord and Savior, repent of your sins and pray for His forgiveness. You must also read and follow the entire Holy Bible (Authorized King James Version of 1611) in context.2 Timothy 3:16: All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
Being a false Christian is pretty much the same as being an atheist. If you don't follow the entire Bible you will burn in Hell for eternity and me and Jesus will have a good laugh watching you suffer. Proverbs 1:25-30: But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you. Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me: For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the LORD: They would none of my counsel: they despised all my reproof.
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It's funny that you say that you and Jesus will laugh at people burning in Hell because I'm sure, Jesus would rather cry..
If I say that I believe in Jesus, I ofcourse don't hate him ! You can't judge me, cause you don't know me at all
and it IS enough to believe in Jesus Christ and ask for his forgiveness !
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. John 3:16
I'm shocked to read, how judging you people are..
Owe no man any thing, but to love one another: for he that loveth another hath fulfilled the law. Romans 13:8
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 01:06 PM
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It's not enough just stop hating Jesus - just hating anyone in general. That is howeverva thing you fail to do - what a shame. I guess you'll burn in hell too afterall, won't you?
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We do not hate anyone, God does. Proverbs 6:16-19: These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 01:09 PM
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We do not hate anyone, God does. Proverbs 6:16-19: These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
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God doesn't hate because that would make him a sinner..
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 01:11 PM
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It's funny that you say that you and Jesus will laugh at people burning in Hell because I'm sure, Jesus would rather cry..
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Jesus says otherwise Proverbs 1:25-30: But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you. Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me: For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the LORD: They would none of my counsel: they despised all my reproof.
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and it IS enough to believe in Jesus Christ and ask for his forgiveness !
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Look at the above quote. "For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the LORD: "
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I'm shocked to read, how judging you people are..
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Psalm 37:30: The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.
Proverbs 31:9: Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.
John 7:24: Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 01:12 PM
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We do not hate anyone, God does. Proverbs 6:16-19: These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
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A lying tounge... funny you should mention that, because you yourself are posting lies about the Faroe Islands in this forum
And pride... yes, that's one of the deathly sins too, and yet, you feel superior to everybody else that has an other perspective than you.
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 01:13 PM
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God doesn't hate because that would make him a sinner..
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So you consider His Word™ a lie? I backed my claim up with scripture. If you don't think that God hates then please do the same.
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 01:15 PM
Full of lies, how sad
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 01:15 PM
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So you consider His Word™ a lie? I backed my claim up with scripture. If you don't think that God hates then please do the same.
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No, I just consider you as a lie
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 01:28 PM
Better coloring houses than being the cause of so much hatred, hunger, war and death in this world!
Does God love America?
But still I think God loves Americans and wants them to repent.
As you all argue in black and white, I will do the same
And now plz ban me from this God forsaken forum
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You seem more interested in colouring in your houses rather than worshipping Jesus. Maybe you should put the paintbrushes away, open the KJV, and follow every word like you want to redeem yourself.
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Just throw your rocks! You are not hitting me!
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 01:47 PM
It's funny how I got banned with "no specified reason" You don't like what I'm posting, or what?
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 01:55 PM
HAHA, you just ban people, when you can't defend yourself ?
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 03:18 PM
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HAHA, you just ban people, when you can't defend yourself ?
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We do not care about your insults and the more you persecute us for our righteousness' sake, the closer we are to God. Matthew 5:10: Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Enjoy Hell, Godmocker. I'm sure that Jesus and I will have a good laugh watching you burn. Psalm 9:17: The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
Proverbs 1:25-30: But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you. Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me: For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the LORD: They would none of my counsel: they despised all my reproof.
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 03:47 PM
The Faroese are manipulative. Although their IQ is way below international average, they are quite good at manipulating and lying. I suspect this may be the direct work of Satan.
LoveFO's name clearly demonstrates a passion for rape and masturbation. He has no Bible verses to back up his points. Basically, he is just useless in the eyes of God.
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 03:48 PM
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So you consider His Word™ a lie? I backed my claim up with scripture. If you don't think that God hates then please do the same.
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If you back your claims up with scriptures, how come you know that little about the Faroe islands ?.. I can't even begin to describe how wrong you are and how manipulative you are.. quite sickening indeed
I'm really trying to take this post as a joke all together, but the seriousness in your posts is bringing my hopes down
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 03:51 PM
Proverbs 6:16-19: These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
I'm sorry to say that God hates you Brother Alex, Dirk, Handmaiden, Ezekiel Bathfire, BelieverInGod, LovingChristian and WinnerNotSinner. You are "a lying tongue" and "A false witness that speaketh lies".
Matthew 7:1-2: Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
You call me unsaved Trash for posting facts about at contry! Judgement awaits you!
But there is still time to repend.
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 03:53 PM
Saint Olav, you're being extremely ignorant. Yes, God does hate liars. However, you're obviously the liar. You don't even know simple facts about your country.
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 03:53 PM
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The Faroese are manipulative. Although their IQ is way below international average, they are quite good at manipulating and lying. I suspect this may be the direct work of Satan.
LoveFO's name clearly demonstrates a passion for rape and masturbation. He has no Bible verses to back up his points. Basically, he is just useless in the eyes of God.
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And where in "Gods" are you even possibly able to make some proof to those accusations ? If anyone of you could even bring a single piece of proof, I'll rest my case and move to America and join your church
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Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! -
06-08-2010, 03:55 PM
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No, I just consider you as a lie
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The opinion of LoveFO, an inbreed Viking sheep molester. I think we are going with the God's Holy Word® here.
The clue about the Fareo Islands is it's major export is people.
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