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Default Good evening, Landover Baptist - 11-21-2010, 05:58 AM

My name is Sister Mary Dominic. I work as a Catholic school teacher in the English department.
My favorite verse of the Holy Bible would be Proverbs chapter 6 verse 3
I want to wish you all a very blessed evening!



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Default Re: Good evening, Landover Baptist - 11-21-2010, 06:30 AM

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My name is Sister Mary Dominic. I work as a Catholic school teacher in the English department.
My favorite verse of the Holy Bible would be Proverbs chapter 6 verse 3
I want to wish you all a very blessed evening!

You DO know this is a Christian site, don't you?

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Default Re: Good evening, Landover Baptist - 11-21-2010, 11:07 AM

Why Roman Catholic Papists Are NOT Christians


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Good evening, Landover Baptist - 11-21-2010, 11:28 AM

A nun, eh? What's the point? Shouldn't you be popping out little soldiers for Jesus?





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Default Re: Good evening, Landover Baptist - 11-21-2010, 12:20 PM

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A nun, eh? What's the point? Shouldn't you be popping out little soldiers for Jesus?
I've dedicated my life to God through prayer and by teaching children; and I have never been happier in my life!



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Default Re: Good evening, Landover Baptist - 11-21-2010, 01:56 PM

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I've dedicated my life to God through prayer and by teaching children; and I have never been happier in my life!


Praying to Jesus and homeschooling is what you should be doing. Find a man(CHRISTIAN not a damn Catlik) get married and have children. Dump the Pope he is a Dope.
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Default Re: Good evening, Landover Baptist - 11-21-2010, 02:21 PM

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I've dedicated my life to God through prayer and by teaching children; and I have never been happier in my life!

If you're so steadfast in your Roman Catholic beliefs, why do you need the approval of these people?

According to them, I'm a sinner and going straight to Hell. So are you.
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Default Re: Good evening, Landover Baptist - 11-21-2010, 02:29 PM

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If you're so steadfast in your Roman Catholic beliefs, why do you need the approval of these people?

According to them, I'm a sinner and going straight to Hell. So are you.
You got that right Mr Hinnido, you do not worship Jesus, you worship a cow. Papist worship Mary and dead Popes so both of you are off to HELL, and I hope soon.
Deuteronomy 13:6-10
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.


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Default Re: Good evening, Landover Baptist - 11-21-2010, 02:47 PM

I'm sorry, but you seem to have a false idea of Catholicism. Catholics don't worship Mary, we ask her to pray for us, much like if I asked my own mother or a dear friend to pray for me. It's the same idea with the Popes and the saints.
And to Mr. Bluntivory: I'm not seeking approval from here, I'm seeking fellowship.



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Default Re: Good evening, Landover Baptist - 11-21-2010, 02:56 PM

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I'm sorry, but you seem to have a false idea of Catholicism. Catholics don't worship Mary, we ask her to pray for us, much like if I asked my own mother or a dear friend to pray for me. It's the same idea with the Popes and the saints.
Incorrect, read and understand the following scriptures.

Luke 4:8 And Jesus answered and said unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.
( pray to Jesus and God only)
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
( pray to Jesus and God only)
Acts 4:12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.
Luke 11:28 But he said, Yea rather, blessed are they that hear the word of God, and keep it.
1st Timothy 2:5 For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;
( pray to Jesus and God only)

1st Timothy 2:6 Who gave himself a ransom for all, to be testified in due time.
1st John 2:1 ...And if any man sin, we have an advocate with the Father, Jesus Christ the righteous.
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Default Re: Good evening, Landover Baptist - 11-21-2010, 03:01 PM

@ Sister Mary Dominic

Why do you support pedophilia? The anal rape of children is a serious crime and you should distance yourself from it.

If Catholics were Christians, then they wouldn't rape little boys. God makes this abundantly clear in His Word©1611.


1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (King James Version) 9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.


Leviticus 18:22 (King James Version) 22Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.


Leviticus 20:13 (King James Version) 13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


Romans 1:26-27 (King James Version) 26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.


Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.


1 Kings 15:11-12 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father. And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

1 Kings 22:45-46 45Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his might that he shewed, and how he warred, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah? 46And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.



2 Kings 23:7 And he[Josiah] brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.

Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Daniel 11:37 Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all. (some believe this says the Antichrist will be gay)


1 Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

Jude 7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.






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1st Timothy 2:5 For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;
( pray to Jesus and God only)
So Jesus and your "god" are separate? and you worship them both?


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Hi there Jimmy

So Jesus and your "god" are separate? and you worship them both?
Jo- Freddie haven't seen you around lately, where ya been boy? I guess you have never heard of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost.

Say I ran into a Hinnido on the forum, I found the root of your false religion.
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Default Re: Good evening, Landover Baptist - 11-21-2010, 03:09 PM

To Mr. Dewitt: I understand where you might have that misconception, but we do not pray to Mary, we simply ask her to pray for us. It's the same as asking your neighbors to pray for you in the "Prayer Requests" forum. There are also many Catholics who pray directly to Jesus, but some just want a little more help in their time of need.

To Mr. Jenkins: I do not condone pedophilia, but I do understand that there are some very disturbed people in the Church that need serious help, and I pray every single day that they find that help.



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Default Re: Good evening, Landover Baptist - 11-21-2010, 03:14 PM

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=Sister Mary Dominic;640988]To Mr. Dewitt: I understand where you might have that misconception, but we do not pray to Mary, we simply ask her to pray for us. It's the same as asking your neighbors to pray for you in the "Prayer Requests" forum. There are also many Catholics who pray directly to Jesus, but some just want a little more help in their time of need.
When I ask my fellow True Christians™ to pray for me, it is directly to Jesus, not a dead pope.
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Unhappy Re: Good evening, Landover Baptist - 11-21-2010, 03:18 PM

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I've dedicated my life to God through prayer and by teaching children; and I have never been happier in my life!

Drunks think they are happy too, as are most lunatics and demoncrats. It does not mean they really are. It will be a sad day when you get to Heaven and are shown the garbage chute to hHell, the last time you'll see Jesus will be Him shoving you down it.

Sister, save your soul, read the KJV Bible, and repent your ring-kissing papist ways. I would think being a stooge for a preist pedophile would cause you to want to vomit.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Many Catholic do the same. We also ask the the Virgin Mary and saints to pray for us as well.



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Many Catholic do the same. We also ask the the Virgin Mary and saints to pray for us as well.

Mary is not, I repeat God nor is she Jesus, what is so darn hard to understand? I think you should leave the cheap wine alone and stop posting drunk.
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To Mr. Dewitt: I understand where you might have that misconception, but we do not pray to Mary, we simply ask her to pray for us. It's the same as asking your neighbors to pray for you in the "Prayer Requests" forum. There are also many Catholics who pray directly to Jesus, but some just want a little more help in their time of need.
No, it's not like that at all. "Ask and it shall be given, seek and ye shall find" Nowhere does it say, "Go bothering Jesus' mom to have her pester Him into doing something that is against His Godly Plan!"

Why is moaning to Mary more effective than a sincere prayer direct to Baby Jesus?

Mary is merely the embodiment of some heathen maternalistic idol goddess from whose pagan roots your false church reared its ugly head.





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Jo- Freddie haven't seen you around lately, where ya been boy? I guess you have never heard of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
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1st Timothy 2:5 For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;


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