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Re: Take DeviantArt.com Down! -
12-29-2011, 06:02 AM
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Wrong again, fool. The only "rights" that women have are those granted them by their husbands or fathers. And being unsaved foreign trash, you have absolutely no rights on our Godly forum. You are allowed in out of the compassion we have for heathens like you, and our firm desire to steer you onto the path of righteousness. If you are recalcitrant, we will boot you out where you will be left to suffer the various tortures satan has in store for you, while Jesus laughs.
I'd strongly advise you to stop posting pornography here, or Jesus will certainly smack you down hard. Now go back to scrubbing the kitchen floor and your PMS temper tantrum should pass.
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Women have no rights? Oh, really. So all we're good for is bearing your children, doing your chores, and making you sandwiches, right? And our opinion is just a PMS temper tantrum?
Tell me to get down and scrub the kitchen floor and I will kill you. God forgives murder, remember?
For all of you ignorant assholes who are trying to take down deviantArt, how about you look at stuff OTHER THAN artistic nudes? I made a memorial for my dog on there. DeviantArt is a place for artists to express themselves. GET. OVER. IT. By the way, religious people use it too. http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&se...Jesus#/d3aby9b Yep, it's a picture of Jesus hugging a girl.
And before you start flipping a bitch about my name, why don't YOU stop being a sexist bastard? You dumb asses make me proud to not know my religion. Why? So I can't be blamed for extremists like you.
I BELIEVE IN GOD.
I BELIEVE IN JESUS.
THEY WOULD BE PROUD OF ME FOR STANDING UP FOR WHAT I BELIEVE IN.
GO AHEAD AND BAN ME. SEE IF I CARE. I HAVE MORE E-MAIL ADDRESSES THAN JUST THIS ONE. YOU IDIOTS CAN SUCK MY METAPHORICAL DICK.
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Re: Take DeviantArt.com Down! -
12-29-2011, 06:17 AM
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Originally Posted by DevilsFallFromTheSky
Women have no rights? Oh, really. So all we're good for is bearing your children, doing your chores, and making you sandwiches, right? And our opinion is just a PMS temper tantrum?
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According to the Bible, you are property. I'm sorry if that bothers you.
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And before you start flipping a bitch about my name, why don't YOU stop being a sexist bastard?
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Be silent, rib!
1 Corinthians 14:34-35 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
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You dumb asses make me proud to not know my religion. Why? So I can't be blamed for extremists like you.
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If you don't really know your own religion, it's not really yours is it?
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I BELIEVE IN GOD.
I BELIEVE IN JESUS.-
THEY WOULD BE PROUD OF ME FOR STANDING UP FOR WHAT I BELIEVE IN.
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May I suggest you try reading your Bible before coming in here to tell biblical experts what God wants?
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GO AHEAD AND BAN ME. SEE IF I CARE. I HAVE MORE E-MAIL ADDRESSES THAN JUST THIS ONE. YOU IDIOTS CAN SUCK MY METAPHORICAL DICK.
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All in good time, dearie. First, you'll need a proper Bible lesson.
Colossians 3:8But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth.
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Re: Take DeviantArt.com Down! -
12-29-2011, 07:32 AM
Bigots go to hell
You are all bigots
QED...
Also, didn't Jesus Christ teach to LOVE others? I see no love for those who don't agree with you
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Re: Take DeviantArt.com Down! -
12-29-2011, 07:47 AM
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...nonBiblical nonsense snipped...
Also, didn't Jesus Christ teach to LOVE others?
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I've got a heck of an idea. Why don't you read the KJV for yourself, see what it really says, and stop taking other people's word for stuff?
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Re: Take DeviantArt.com Down! -
12-29-2011, 07:52 AM
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Bigots go to hell
You are all bigots
QED...
Also, didn't Jesus Christ teach to LOVE others? I see no love for those who don't agree with you
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He said to love your brother and your neighbor, but He didn't say to love everyone.
Click the first link in my signature for my sermon on the subject of Christian love.
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Re: Take DeviantArt.com Down! -
12-29-2011, 07:55 AM
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I've got a heck of an idea. Why don't you read the KJV for yourself, see what it really says, and stop taking other people's word for stuff?
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John 3:23
And this is his commandment, That we should believe on the name of his Son Jesus Chris t, and love one another, as he gave us commandment.
He didn't, did he?
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Re: Take DeviantArt.com Down! -
12-29-2011, 08:02 AM
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1 John 3:23
And this is his commandment, That we should believe on the name of his Son Jesus Chris t, and love one another, as he gave us commandment.
He didn't, did he?
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Who is the speaker referring to?
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Re: Take DeviantArt.com Down! -
12-29-2011, 08:08 AM
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Um, nice verse.
John 3:23 And John also was baptizing in Aenon near to Salim, because there was much water there: and they came, and were baptized.
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Re: Take DeviantArt.com Down! -
12-29-2011, 08:13 AM
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Who is the speaker referring to?
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Speaking to friends and, further, brothers. And should not all mankind be brothers, as God is our father, our creator?
Hating your brother is just as bad as murder. And as far as I see on this site, there is much hate for fellow man.
And Pastor Sampson, no man will teach me differently than God himself has, that all mankind will be your brothers.
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Re: Take DeviantArt.com Down! -
12-29-2011, 08:39 AM
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Speaking to friends and, further, brothers...
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Yes, not everyone. The speaker could as easily have said, "That we should believe on the name of his Son Jesus Christ, and love everyone" but he didn't.
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...And should not all mankind be brothers, as God is our father, our creator?...
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That is my own personal hope (aside from the God/creator malarkey), but there's actually very little support for that point of view in the Bible.
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...Hating your brother is just as bad as murder...
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You're not getting my vote for DA.
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...And as far as I see on this site, there is much hate for fellow man...
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I know, it's frustrating seeing people exposed to Biblical truth for the first time react so poorly. But coming to the realization that parents, friends and even clergy have been lying to them about God their whole lives has got to be painful.
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Re: Take DeviantArt.com Down! -
09-14-2012, 03:05 PM
First of all, to all of you, I thought only he who is without sin can cast the first stone and second: Adam and Eve were born naked, weren't they? they only put on clothing after betraying God. so if you want to bitch about something, direct your attention to the other nine billion porno sites on the web. deviant art isn't a nude site. it is an art site. Most christian paintings were drawn nude, weren't they? Nudity was called art back in the Renaissance, so before you blast me out with your religious shit, all of you blasphemous idiots can go to hell your own damn selves Thank you.
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Re: Take DeviantArt.com Down! -
09-14-2012, 03:10 PM
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Re: Take DeviantArt.com Down! -
09-14-2012, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by blastphamy
First of all, to all of you, I thought only he who is without sin can cast the first stone and second: Adam and Eve were born naked, weren't they? they only put on clothing after betraying God. so if you want to bitch about something, direct your attention to the other nine billion porno sites on the web. deviant art isn't a nude site. it is an art site. Most christian paintings were drawn nude, weren't they? Nudity was called art back in the Renaissance, so before you blast me out with your religious shit, all of you blasphemous idiots can go to hell your own damn selves Thank you.
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But we are washed clean of sin in the blood of blessed Jesus.
Why so angry, friend? Masturbation addiction is difficult to overcome but by all pulling together we can beat it as one.
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Re: Take DeviantArt.com Down! -
09-14-2012, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by blastphamy
First of all, to all of you, I thought only he who is without sin can cast the first stone
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What do you think being "born again and washed free of sin" means?
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and second: Adam and Eve were born naked, weren't they? they only put on clothing after betraying God.
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And become aware that nudity is wicked. You don't think things threw to well, do you friend?
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so if you want to bitch about something, direct your attention to the other nine billion porno sites on the web.
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Future President Romney has been fully briefed on them and a plan for action is in place. I suggest you google his statements on internet porn.
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deviant art isn't a nude site. it is an art site.
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No, it's just porn done by second grade emo hacks who think they are artists because their are such anime fanbois.
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Originally Posted by blastphamy
Most christian paintings were drawn nude, weren't they?Nudity was called art back in the Renaissance,
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No. You are mistaking religious art for the Humanist Movement. If you knew shit you would be aware that one of the things that outraged the Protestants during the reformation was the popes were so venial they were decorating churches with pornography. Please see the writing of Martin Luther.
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so before you blast me out with your religious shit,
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Why would we need to do that since you are so utterly ignorant on the basics of history?
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all of you blasphemous idiots can go to hell your own damn selves Thank you.
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Here is your own words friend back in your face" I thought only he who is without sin can cast the first stone"
May God forgive you for your hypocrisy friend.
PS The story of Lilith is apocryphal. I suggest you look that word up.
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Re: Take DeviantArt.com Down! -
09-14-2012, 03:46 PM
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Hello Mr. Rageahaulic. Welcome to our friendly forums. While we would like to get to know you better, such as knowing what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is, how Jesus came to touch you intimately, etc, I don't hold out much hope for you in this state. I suspect you are angry in general and therefore not capable of maintaining healthy relationships. This of course is your mother's fault. She never should have allowed you to complain and whine so much as a child, assuming that you had valid reasons to do so. Now that you are all grown up, your mother isn't here to stroke your hair and comfort you and tell you everything is going to be okay. It's not, not if you continue in this direction. I implore you to read your Holy Bible and pray to the God of all Creation to forgive you and set your soul aflame with His love.
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Take DeviantArt.com Down! -
09-18-2012, 05:05 PM
Goodness, are all the DevianTards as ignorant and arrogant as this twit?
No wonder that site is on Romney's list of filth to remove from the Interwebs!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Take DeviantArt.com Down! -
10-14-2014, 09:40 PM
Ok, so I HIGHLY disagree
DeviantArt (or DA) is a community for ARTISTS
They post art there, the naked body is part of life, when you change, you are naked, when you take baths or showers, you are naked, when you were born, you were naked
Being naked is perfectly natural, it is a-ok to make a drawing of the human body naked, especially when you are practicing anatomy and such. Most art on there is of other things, clothed humans, animals, anything. Only a small portion of it is nakedness... I highly disagree with you idiots, your sense of logic is messed up. I even post my art there, so do Christians, like you. Art is art, no matter the form, or the content. Please stop this nonsense, minecraft is for kids, Harry Potter is great, everything you complain about is perfectly fine. Gays are gays, they love who they love and that is that, no need for discrimination, same thing with anyone in the LGBT+ community. Heck, I'm part of it as well (transgender man and pansexual) I am a normal human, a normal, atheist, transgender, pansexual, artist, man. (By the way, do not use terms such as Shemale, it is HIGHLY offencive to mtfs, and is derogritoy). I don't care what you say, it is the cold, hard truth and you have to accept it. Please, gain some common sense, please stop saying stuff like "minecraft is satinic" it is a great game "pokemon is satinic" ok, stop. You're using that word too much and it is just an excuse to bash on whatever you like. Rant over
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Re: Take DeviantArt.com Down! -
10-14-2014, 09:45 PM
Oh, one last thing, your religion is not "right" , nor superior, you have no right to look down apon others, and relegion is no reason to start a war. I respect Christians and other people who are religious, but you are over the top odd and illogical
Goodbye, from your fellow athiest, a transgender, drawing, pansexual, normal, logical athiest at that
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Re: Take DeviantArt.com Down! -
10-14-2014, 09:51 PM
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...I don't care what you say, it is the cold, hard truth and you have to accept it...
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So you don't have to accept their opinion, but they HAVE to accept yours?
Have you been called a hypocrite yet, today?
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...You're using that word too much and it is just an excuse to bash on whatever you like...
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No, they bash stuff they DON'T like. Are you from OppositeLand?
Good, now let's see if you can figure out what the cunningly named "Introductions Forum" is there for.
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Re: Take DeviantArt.com Down! -
10-15-2014, 02:20 AM
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Oh, one last thing, your religion is not "right" , nor superior, you have no right to look down apon others, and relegion is no reason to start a war. I respect Christians and other people who are religious, but you are over the top odd and illogical
Goodbye, from your fellow athiest, a transgender, drawing, pansexual, normal, logical athiest at that
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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