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Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? -
01-17-2008, 08:19 AM
I recently ran into a forum and disvovered that Child Molesters seem to favor the Honda NSX.
I would never own one because it's not from the USA.
I have to feel that God approves of big Detroit steel cars and trucks. My 1972 Ford F-100 with a 302 and three on the tree was the best all around vechile i ever owned. That truck lasted over 25 years off hauling firewood, getting into the woods to get my deer to haul home and various other chores. In fact i remember once blowing the doors off of a Honda on I-64 one night. That guy passed me at about 85. I pushed the petal to the metal and blew past him at at least 110 mph!
God loves detroit steel, that's why the democrats are afraid to go there!
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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? -
01-17-2008, 08:24 AM
Of course He does!
I wouldn't even want to be seen dead in such a nip-rip Ferrari wannabe poser car.
Fortunately, they break down every other day, so there won't be any left soon.
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Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? -
01-17-2008, 08:28 AM
I wonder why they're the favorite of child molesters?
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? -
01-17-2008, 08:35 AM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
I wonder why they're the favorite of child molesters?
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My theory is that it has to to with the common name of the people who drive one: boy ricers.
R rape
I innocent
C children
E every
R ride
Mind you, it's only a theory, there must be loads of other reasons.
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Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? -
01-17-2008, 08:52 AM
it's all to do with Nick...
for more see our glorious write up on it.
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Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? -
01-17-2008, 12:02 PM
Even as a feeble Woman, Brother Eliot, I'm familiar with this issue.
I myself paid a visit there to try and spread the good word of Jesus and not only did I get persecuted but these Closet Homers also Banned me.
What kind of world is this when Jap-Loving American Muscle Car Wannabee's prevent Free Speech in our Christian Democracy?
Not only that, but the Godly American Dodge Viper would eat this NSX for Breakfast.
Not only that, but you'd also have money left over to make a substantial Loving Donation to your favorite Baptist Church.
Praise Jesus and America
Americans who buy Japanese Cars should be forcibly transported to Canada.
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Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? -
01-17-2008, 12:14 PM
I noticed many nutcakes come from Canadistan.
Now look at this car:
Now that is a car a man can drive and feel like a man. No homer, metro, goth, or anyother freak could handle the sheer power of this car. I hope when I get to Heaven, I get one of these.
Do you think God will Rapture all the GTO's and Vettes, and Camaros and other Detroit steel too?
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? -
01-17-2008, 12:24 PM
Think about its perverted name: NSX. That is chink code for Nigra Se X! Thats all those slants want is to force normal people into fornication with jigaboos.
You don't see that from American Auto Makers!
I'll stick with my fleet of Lincoln Navigators, thank you very much!
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Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? -
01-17-2008, 02:16 PM
Amen, Brother.
I'll stick with my Escalade, my Durango, and my Trailblazer. I might not be able to outrun an NSX, but I bet I'll survive a collision better.
Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.
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Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? -
01-17-2008, 03:08 PM
I always read NSX as 'inna-sex'. Not sure what that means.
The NSX is also popular with the nation's rappers (that's hip hop type music.) It's a bling item that shows status and wealth. That's why they always rent them to show on their music videos.
Here are a couple of lyrics, although I don't totally understand them:
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DJ Quik So Many Wayz Lyrics
Blow her back out
Then I mack out
Freak the keys to the lex
Or find me havin sex in my nsx
I'm from the bx
But we flex from east to west
So while you ni--as coast-trippin
We'll be cashin them checks
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I'm not sure what the bx is, or how one is supposed to 'freak the keys to the lex'.
I DO know that the NSX is a pretty small car, so I'm wondering how the singer was able to have sex in it? Maybe only if his mate was a small girl like a teenager?
Here's another song:
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DJ Quik Dollaz + Sense Lyrics
Because I'm floatin in my Lex and, depositin' fat checks and
gettin mad sex while I floss the NSX and
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Besides this being a run on sentance, how does the singer drive two cars at the same time? His Lexus has anti gravity? And the NSX needs dental floss? I'm never going to understand this rap thing.
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Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? -
01-17-2008, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Zaius
I always read NSX as 'inna-sex'. Not sure what that means.
The NSX is also popular with the nation's rappers (that's hip hop type music.) It's a bling item that shows status and wealth. That's why they always rent them to show on their music videos.
Here are a couple of lyrics, although I don't totally understand them:
I'm not sure what the bx is, or how one is supposed to 'freak the keys to the lex'.
I DO know that the NSX is a pretty small car, so I'm wondering how the singer was able to have sex in it? Maybe only if his mate was a small girl like a teenager?
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By Gum! I think you got it! That's why pedophiles like them!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? -
01-17-2008, 03:29 PM
If I'm not mistaken, "inna-sex" is actually Negrid slang for "inter-anal sex". Maybe one of our ex-Negros can verify this for me. Good catch, Dr. Zaius. I hadn't thought of that connection before.
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Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? -
01-18-2008, 06:57 AM
NSX was a homosexual boy band wasn't it? More proof the are gay pedophiles.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? -
01-18-2008, 07:04 AM
Another reason why god hates this little rice burner is that it only holds two. No Christian with a family would have a car like that, since there is no place for the children to sit. This is a car for people without children, those who have forsaken their holy duty to marry and procreate. Who do they think is going to protect our country from the radical islamists?
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Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? -
01-18-2008, 07:28 AM
They are also vile scammers, every one of them.
Have a look at this fake stock exchange website! Remember the Nigearian scam folks.
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Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? -
01-18-2008, 07:52 AM
Remember Pearl harbor!
If you think the japs have forgotten those bombs we dropped, you're sadly mistaken. They are just waiting for another chance. Don't give them money. The next Pearl harbor will be worse than 9/11.
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? -
01-18-2008, 10:19 AM
Talk about vile! There is a nsx God forum!
http://nsxgod.com/home
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? -
01-18-2008, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
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I think this Thread should be moved to "False Religions and Cults".
This is almost as bad as the Pedophilic Cattlick Church but these Guys seem to be proud of it.
Of course, being just a 2 seater is perfect for Homers!!
I bet they all own Wii's too!
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Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? -
01-18-2008, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
I think this Thread should be moved to "False Religions and Cults".
This is almost as bad as the Pedophilic Cattlick Church but these Guys seem to be proud of it.
Of course, being just a 2 seater is perfect for Homers!!
I bet they all own Wii's too!
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What do you get when you combine an MX-5 with an NSX? an MSN-X5.
A sort of combination of a Chink/Microsoft waffle/German car. I'm amazed that this Nick guy did a 13yo girl, and not a boy that had played too many Wii games.
These are surely end times.
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Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX? -
01-20-2008, 12:47 PM
I think NSX stands for NipponSuX. I know there was some Nipponer. If he's still here you could ask him.
Anyway, whats the deal with owning/driving these big USA cars if most of their parts are made in Brazil and suchlike countries?
Last edited by narrowpathy; 01-20-2008 at 12:50 PM.
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