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Default Re: Is Your Friend A Chronic Masterbator? Know The Signs - 05-14-2014, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho View Post
Oh, so You were there at the summertime.
I am nothing to revise You, most honourable True Christian, but the more probable reason is, that Satan's Claus was drunk as a skunk. They all are back there in the Sami-Lapland, all the summer.
Winter, I guess I was lucky and it was a warm day.

And yes, most people (and I guess demons too) were drunk and vomiting everywhere (it's a little harder to know if they are possessed or plain drunk)

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