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Default 10 Reasons to NEVER EVER vote for HILLARY CLINTON! - 04-12-2015, 11:41 AM

10 Reasons to NEVER EVER vote for HILLARY CLINTON!

1. She is a woman!
No matter how hard she tries to deny it, SHE IS A WOMAN! Just let that sink in. A woman ruling America. As if a black president wasn't bad enough. And not only does she refuse to accept the role for which God created women (to shut up and serve their husbands as commanded by 1st Timothy 2:11-12 and Genesis 3:16), she ACTIVELY badmouths homemakers and women who stay at home to care for their families. She loves to insult this behavior.

(S)he is fooling no one:


2. She is a democrat!
What do Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, Jimmy Carter, Kim Il Sung, Saddam Hussein and Bin Laden all have in common with Hillary Clinton? None of them are Republicans!

Hillary doing the Nazi salute during a Democratic Convention:


3. She is a bad wife!
Bill Clinton was almost as bad a president as Obama, but at least he was a man, and white. How much that man must suffer being married to Hillary Clinton! That poor man was forced to find love elsewhere. And Hillary is, unsurprisingly, a complete hypocrite about it. In a 60 Minutes interview she said, “I’m not sitting here as some little woman 'standing by my man' like Tammy Wynette.” Hillary, yes, you are. And for your own political gain. You make me sick!

Only a very bad wife can drive you to this:


4. She is a liar!
She claims to have been named after the mountain climber Sir Edmund Hillary. However, he did not become famous until five years after she was born! She suppressed her senior thesis when Bill Clinton became president. She changed her support to the New York Yankees during her senate campaign, even though she had been a lifelong fan of the Cubs! She uses ghostwriters for her books, and then claimed the work as her own! She adopts fake accents for political reasons. She tries to affect a Southern drawl when speaking to Southerners but she is from ILLINOIS!

She employs a full time plastic surgeon who is constantly fixing her nose:


5. She hates Jesus!
She believes she can converse with the dead: she "talks" to Eleanor Roosevelt. So clearly she is a witch who sold her soul to Satan in exchange for superunnatural powers. Once we get a True Christian™ president who gives America the Biblical laws it severely needs, we can finally give all witches what they deserve (Exodus 22:18)!

We do NOT want this in the White House:


7. She is a Clinton!
As if 8 years wasn't bad enough. It took George W. Bush 8 years to repair the damage Bill Clinton did to our economy. Do we really need that to happen again!?

We don't need this, again:


8. She hates America!
She makes up imaginary theories with which to scare her followers ranging from the global warming hoax to the idiotic notion that we should be friends with Iran. As senator of New York, she did not attend any funerals for 9/11 victims. She was the ONLY major politician not to do so, ever. Her response was that she did "not believe, after a long lifetime in and around politics, that people should thrust themselves into private grief just because they’re politicians". Yeah sure...

No! Just NO:


9. She hates freedom!
Hillary Clinton had an open unapologetic lesbian affair with Suha Arafat, the wife of Yasser Arafat, after which she claimed that Israel used poison gas on Palestinians. Which is of course utter nonsense. All Israel has been doing so far is peacefully defending themselves against Muslim terrorists. As is their God given right according to 2nd Chronicles 15:13. She also flip-flopped on the war in Iraq. She voted for it, and then she called on Congress to repeal authorization for it.

Her lesbian affair with Suha Arafat:


10. She murdered her "secret" lover Vince Foster!
At the funeral for Hillary's father, who died under suspicious circumstances during the Clintons' first term at the White House, it was on Vince Foster's shoulder that the First Lady rested her melon sized head while whispering state secrets in his ear. So clearly Hillary Clinton has something to hide and anyone who comes close to her secrets suddenly dies. If I die in the near future, Hillary Clinton will be behind it. You read it here first!

You do NOT want to cross Hillary Clinton:


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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