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Default Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! - 09-19-2012, 07:25 AM

haha ill pass i would be the one you guys prank

im just a troll atm :p

just curious about this one. have a nice day or morning where ever you are.
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Default Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! - 09-19-2012, 09:09 AM

I will come, and with my i will have the latest Swedish technology, you are all welcome to try it if you want!

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Default Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! - 09-19-2012, 09:43 AM

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I'm sure you all remember the rules, but I'll list them again for the new folks.

1. To prove a kill you must submit genitals, teeth, ears or fingers or toes to the Pastors if you cannot bring in the entire body.

2. Severely maiming will get you points, but it's not as good as a kill.

You will need a permit, they are now available in the Church Lobby. The cost is $4.25. If you are not able to afford the cost of a Witch Hunting Permit, please fill out a "Hardship" Form available from a Pastor and a permit will be provided for you free of charge.
1: will do. are pictures also good? I doubt whether LIEberal dutch custom office allows them through

I wired the money (and some extra) for the permit. I hope I'll get it in time.


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Default Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! - 09-19-2012, 09:52 AM

How about a trip to papist Ireland, the two of us could team up and kill the men in frocks and the witches that cover their heads calling themselves nuns. There are also plenty of druids and druidesses here. More than enough to go around. Our whole west coast is unprotected and it it'll be easy to ship the remains out.


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Default Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! - 09-19-2012, 03:47 PM

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whats a witch hunt and what do you mean by "capture"?
What part of "hunt", "capture", and "kill" do you not understand?

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Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.


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Default Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! - 09-19-2012, 03:52 PM

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How about a trip to papist Ireland, the two of us could team up and kill the men in frocks and the witches that cover their heads calling themselves nuns. There are also plenty of druids and druidesses here. More than enough to go around. Our whole west coast is unprotected and it it'll be easy to ship the remains out.
I have actually hunted witch over in Godless Ireland. They're mostly gingers, but there's lots of them. And leprechauns are good eating.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! - 09-20-2012, 12:47 PM

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I have actually hunted witch over in Godless Ireland. They're mostly gingers, but there's lots of them. And leprechauns are good eating.

You should try leprehaun stuffed with sage, onion and pork, with an apple jus. Absolutely exquisite. Off course it wouldn't be complete without a side of mashed cabbage and spuds. My ex-wife used to make it for me every saturday night.


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Default Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! - 09-20-2012, 07:46 PM

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You should try leprehaun stuffed with sage, onion and pork, with an apple jus. Absolutely exquisite. Off course it wouldn't be complete without a side of mashed cabbage and spuds. My ex-wife used to make it for me every saturday night.
Have you ever tried leprechaun haggis? I had it once when visiting the UK. It was . . . disturbingly tasty.


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Default Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! - 09-20-2012, 08:00 PM

How does witches taste?
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Default Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! - 09-20-2012, 08:11 PM

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How does witches taste?
If properly prepared:



Hot, yet bland.


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Default Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! - 09-24-2012, 02:49 PM

Has one of the pastors received my payment? I hope I send it to the right account. I followed instructions via http://www.landoverbaptist.org/cards/

I hope the LIEberal dutch didn't block my payment due to the comment: "Beware gingers: Dutch witch hunt is on!". But I haven't got a blocking notice yet.


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Default Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! - 09-24-2012, 04:05 PM

Remember people who practice homopathy and those Quantum physicists are witches to.
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Remember people who practice homopathy and those Quantum physicists are witches to.
Homeopathy is perfectly legitimate for a True Christian™. After all, to look at how it works objectively, one could only conclude it doesn't. However, the real homeopathic knows that between dilutions the container holding the liquid must be "succussed" (the homopathic version of being "banged" or "hit") against a leather bound bible. That's what potentizes the remedy.



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Default Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! - 09-24-2012, 04:49 PM

I have built a cage to throw all the junior witches into that call at the house demanding trick or treat. When the cage is full I shall submerge it in the river, Any that survive are surely witches and shall be burnt in a massive pyre I have erected.
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Default Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! - 09-24-2012, 05:06 PM

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I have built a cage to throw all the junior witches into that call at the house demanding trick or treat. When the cage is full I shall submerge it in the river, Any that survive are surely witches and shall be burnt in a massive pyre I have erected.
Interesting idea . . . does your town allow for witch execution? I thought Freehold was the only place it was legal.


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Default Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! - 09-24-2012, 05:52 PM

I know that we have to abide by silly laws but did that stop our beloved brother Jeffrey Dahmer in his Godly quest to rid the earth of queers, God rest his soul.
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Default Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! - 09-26-2012, 09:41 PM

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I know that we have to abide by silly laws but did that stop our beloved brother Jeffrey Dahmer in his Godly quest to rid the earth of queers, God rest his soul.
Mr. Cramwell, Dahmer wasn't a Christian until he was in prison.

Meanwhile, there are no silly laws against witch hunting in Freehold! I can't wait for the big bonfire at the end, it's a great celebration, with fireworks!


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Default Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! - 09-26-2012, 11:00 PM

This is the first year I am bringing the boys with me, we're using bows. It's a bit messier and they need to toughen up if they are going to be Soldiers for Christ.
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Default Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! - 09-27-2012, 01:27 AM

I'll be trapping in the "trap zone".

This year, I'm switching from bear traps to wolf traps. Last year, all I got was half a dozen feet.



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Default Re: 2012 Witch Hunt! - 10-10-2012, 09:30 AM

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I'll be trapping in the "trap zone".

This year, I'm switching from bear traps to wolf traps. Last year, all I got was half a dozen feet.

What date does it start on again? I had a few in my sights yesterday but I didn't want to break any rules, so I let them live. I am tracking them though, I just want to get a head start on the veterans here.


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