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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 06-29-2012, 06:39 AM

We must always keep before us the fact that homosexuals, like all of us sinners, are the objects of God's love. The Bible says, "But God commendeth His love toward us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us
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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 06-29-2012, 06:40 AM

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We must always keep before us the fact that homosexuals, like all of us sinners, are the objects of God's love. The Bible says, "But God commendeth His love toward us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us
Uh, read that part again. Who is actually speaking, and who is he talking to?


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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 06-29-2012, 06:43 AM

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We must always keep before us the fact that homosexuals, like all of us sinners, are the objects of God's love. The Bible says, "But God commendeth His love toward us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us
No they aren't! They are an abomination. God wants them killed.

Have you actually read the Bible or just the bits cherry picked out for you by preachers? Stop being afraid of God and go out and find Him. Read the Bible. See what you actually profess to believe in without question. Because you are no True Christian if you believe what you just said. You might as well just drop the whole thing and be nice to people because it makes you feel good or because they would like you being nice to them. Because that's certainly not what God wants when it comes to queers.

Only then will you believe in God with the fervour and commitment that we do. Only then can you speak with authority on what God actually wants from you.



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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 06-29-2012, 06:44 AM

The Christian who shares God's love for lost sinners will seek to reach the homosexual with the gospel of Christ, which "is the power of God unto salvation, to every one that believeth"
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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 06-29-2012, 08:20 AM

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The Christian who shares God's love for lost sinners will seek to reach the homosexual with the gospel of Christ, which "is the power of God unto salvation, to every one that believeth"
That is exactly what we do. We share message of God with them, and message of God says that He hates gaysexuals. God wants to love them, but they must first stop being gaysexuals.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
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The Christian who shares God's love for lost sinners will seek to reach the homosexual with the gospel of Christ, which "is the power of God unto salvation, to every one that believeth"
Well said, friend.

Hebrews 4:12 For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart.

As Brother Alphonse posted, that's what we strive to do in our ministry.

2 Timothy 4:1-2 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;

Paul is not making a suggestion here.

Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.

While we at LBC do our fair share of rebuking, I want you to look at the word "reprove" I left bold for you. In the Greek, the word is used thusly:

a) generally with a suggestion of shame of the person convicted
b) by conviction to bring to the light, to expose
2) to find fault with, correct
a) by word
1) to reprehend severely, chide, admonish, reprove
2) to call to account, show one his fault, demand an explanation
b) by deed
1) to chasten, to punish

Jude 1:22-23 And of some have compassion, making a difference:
And others save with fear, pulling them out of the fire; hating even the garment spotted by the flesh.


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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 06-29-2012, 08:32 AM

QUOTE=Mary Etheldreda]This one makes sense. It's the only way it could be.[/QUOTE]

No,it dozn´t

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Now get to explaining how Magellan's voyage would have been impossible on a flat Earth.

Isn´t he supozet to foll of ege of earth
and wher is australia and antartika on this map
what is that land litle higher of asia
saught and north americka,euro-asia and africa are tilted wrong
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...and wher is australia and antartika on this map
what is that land litle higher of asia
saught and north americka,euro-asia and africa are tilted wrong
Read this thread: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

The answer is in there, but I don't have time today to dig through 425 pages to find it.


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So basically when the atheist has nothing to say for itself it resorts to shoving outdated and irrelevant secular dogma down our throats and expecting it to make a difference.

How hateful!

2 John 1:10 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed:

I think it's time to shun him.
You're calling this outdated? This is from 2010, not from 2000 years ago when nobody knows what happened then. at lease we have records of what happened in 2010
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You're calling this outdated? This is from 2010, not from 2000 years ago when nobody knows what happened then. at lease we have records of what happened in 2010
Yes, so we can see really quickly that it was obviously made up by people with an agenda to disprove God. Hence it is less reliable than the Bible.



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Yes, so we can see really quickly that it was obviously made up by people with an agenda to disprove God. Hence it is less reliable than the Bible.
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So do you believe the stars are holes in the atmosphere?
Silly boy, stars aren't "holes," they're lights in the firmament. (Genesis 1:14)



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So do you believe the stars are holes in the atmosphere?
Are you just being deliberately stupid? The holes, or rather windows, in the firmament are to let the rain in.
Genesis 7:11 In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened.

Genesis 8:2 The fountains also of the deep and the windows of heaven were stopped, and the rain from heaven was restrained;




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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 07-06-2012, 02:27 AM

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Are you just being deliberately stupid? The holes, or rather windows, in the firmament are to let the rain in.
Genesis 7:11 In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened.

Genesis 8:2 The fountains also of the deep and the windows of heaven were stopped, and the rain from heaven was restrained;

Are you retarded?
Rain comes from clouds.
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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 07-06-2012, 02:39 AM

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Are you retarded?
Rain comes from clouds.
. . . now. Not then. Before the Flood, things were different.

I guess you atheist idiots can't conceive of anything being different than how it is today, because you lack imagination.


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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 07-06-2012, 02:39 AM

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Yes, so we can see really quickly that it was obviously made up by people with an agenda to disprove God. Hence it is less reliable than the Bible.
So I can say the same thing here. You guys have an agenda to prove god, which makes the bible less reliable than the books of atheism.

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What I am saying is, if a homosexual person comes to church, i will not treat them any different from anyone else. I will accept them even though homosexuality is a wrong choice. As lon as they are willing to worship jesus christ as our savior, i am ok with that, and hopefully the power of jesus christ can help with their problem.
you dont have the right to tell people how to live their life, what is right from wrong, what religion to believe. Every person is different. Personally, I don't care to believe in God because I have much more important things to worry about, such as school, work, family, etc.
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Personally, I don't care to believe in God because I have much more important things to worry about, such as school, work, family, etc.
Yes, you're so busy with your "important life" that you have time to persecute Christians on their own church discussion forum.

What's wrong, did you masturbate too many times today and have no more pizza to eat?


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Yes, you're so busy with your "important life" that you have time to persecute Christians on their own church discussion forum.

What's wrong, did you masturbate too many times today and have no more pizza to eat?
Never said my life is important. If it was as important as your chrisrian lives allegedly are, i would have been dead. Why do the members of this forum have such a massive ego? But now back on topic, things happen in life that are more important than god. Go outside. Commit a "sin." Who's stopping you. Bible says not to swear but who the hell doesn't swear? Living as an atheist isn't the life of a savage that christians make it out to be.
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Never said my life is important. If it was as important as your chrisrian lives allegedly are, i would have been dead. Why do the members of this forum have such a massive ego? But now back on topic, things happen in life that are more important than god. Go outside. Commit a "sin." Who's stopping you. Bible says not to swear but who the hell doesn't swear? Living as an atheist isn't the life of a savage that christians make it out to be.
Nothing is more important than God. NOTHING!

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 07-06-2012, 03:50 AM

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Nothing is more important than God. NOTHING!
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