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Thumbs up Texas School Books Tell Truth about Godly America - 05-22-2010, 02:41 AM

Usually news about public schools tend to be pretty dour, but Jesus has claimed a victory with the recent approval of rewriting school textbooks which accurately portray the truth about America. For too long, children were spoonfed lies cooked up by the liberal establishment, homosexual agenda, and anti-American terrorist sympathizers. Here are some of the changes that school children will now be learning.

  • Thomas Jefferson was not a "great American" and his role in founding the country has been severely downplayed. Ronald Reagan, on the other hand, is a much greater American.
  • The inauguration speech of Godly patriot Jefferson Davis will now be given as much attention to that of socialist Abraham Lincoln's speech. Now that is fair and balanced!
  • Senator Joseph McCarthy's patriotic drive to destroy communism in 1950's America is now looked upon positively.
  • Questioning the so-called "seperation of church and state." and upholding the truth that American was founded as a Christian nation.
  • Country music has contributed greatly to American culture and hip-hop music is nothing more than jungle beats that oversexed negroes use to glorify sin.
  • The National Rifle Association has proudly upheld 2nd Amendment rights.
  • Man-hating lesbian feminazis who hated America like Susan B. Anthony will be ignored, while intelligent and Godly women like Phyllis Schafely will be studied.
  • The "Atlantic Slave Trade" will be shed of its biased name and more accurately taught to children everywhere as the "Atlantic Triangular Trade"
I think these changes are truly great and a sign that Christians everywhere, through the power of prayer, can change things for the better. Texas is the largest consumer of textbooks so these changes will affect children everywhere on a national level!

While I do praise these changes, I honestly do not believe they go far enough. However, it is a start. What I would personally like to see in future textbooks.

  • The "Holocaust" revealed to be nothing more than an orchestrated lie fabricated by the Jewish agenda. Millions of people were not murdered; in reality only a couple thousand Jews died. "Concentration camps" were not slavery camps and genocidal machines, but "Employment Development Centers" set up by Nazi Germany as a social program to curb rampant unemployment.
  • The complete list of murders attributed to Bill Clinton (the infamous Clinton Body Count) out in the open.
  • Creation Science propogated as the sole explanation for life on Earth.
  • Lee Harvey Oswald, a true American hero, was a man sent by God, to destroy the communist menace that was JFK.
  • Removing claims that China invented things like paper, gunpowder, ceramics, fireworks, compasses, furnaces, etc. when we all know these things were invented in the United States.
Praise Jesus for this victory over liberal lies! The truth will now be taught to kids. Can I hear an AMEN?



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Default Re: Texas School Books Tell Truth about Godly America - 05-22-2010, 01:16 PM

Texas is proudly leading the fight against political correctness by cutting out those parts of the former curriculum that contradict Godly conservative values.


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Default Re: Texas School Books Tell Truth about Godly America - 05-22-2010, 02:03 PM

If I might suggest some other additions:

- True Christians™ in past times, before the founding of the United States, when they still lived in Europe, should be referred to as "Future Americans," or "True Americans."

- The communist Stalingrad hoax should be left out of the textbooks. America won the war against Nazi Germany, not the Soviet Union.

- Reintroduction of the obvious truth of the International Illuminati-Jewish Conspiracy, detailing how they introduced demonic value systems like communism, fascism, liberalism, evolution, atheism, planned economics, feminism, homosexuality, civil rights and such, and who their pawns were, like for example Martin Luther King, JFK, Richard Dawkins, Abraham Lincoln, Nelson Mandela, Stalin, John Lennon, Adolf Hitler, Barack Obama, Aleister Crowley, Karl Marx, Charles Darwin, and practically every joo in history.

- How all great technological, scientific and social innovations which shaped modern society were developed by Conservative Christians.

- The achievements of the greatest scientific minds of the twentieth century, like Kent Hovind, Ken Ham, Duane Gish, Henry Morris, William J. Bryan, Kirk Cameron and Ray Comfort.


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Thumbs down America's Founding Principles Are Luciferian! - 12-30-2011, 09:10 PM

America's Founding Principles Are Luciferian!

By Frater Khaos

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Since Christians like to post their inaccurate interpretations of American history here, I shall make a religious post on the topic:

The USA was founded by Luciferian Illuminists (high degree Freemasons). In Morals and Dogma (Required reading for 32nd and higher degree Scottish Rite Freemasons), Manly P. Hall (A prolific 33rd degree Scottish Rite Masonic author) explains in no uncertain terms that Freemasonry is a form of Luciferian Illuminism. The inalienable rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness is a Luciferian doctrine.

Luciferian Illuminist Aleister Crowley, a senior inner circle initiate of the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (A Magickal Order founded by British Freemasons), Head of the Ordo Templi Orientis and founder of the Argentum Astrum, said it most succintly: "Do what thou wilt shalt be the whole of the Law." -Liber AL vel Legis by Aleister Crowley

Liber AL vel Legis is like the Bible of Thelema, a religion based on the principles of Luciferian Illuminism. Here is Crowley's PRECISE opinion on the role of government, in his own words:

“Governments too often exhibit the most deplorable stupidity, however enlightened may be the men who compose and constitute them, or the people whose destinies they direct. It is therefore incumbent on every man and woman to take the proper steps to cause the revisions of all existing statutes on the basis of the Law of Thelema. This Law being a Law of Liberty, the aim of the legislature must be to secure the amplest freedom for each individual in the state, eschewing the presumptuous assumption that any given positive ideal is worthy to be obtained.”

Christianity's stance is precisely the opposite:

Romans 13:1 "Every person must be subject to the governing authorities, for no authority exists except by God's permission. The existing authorities have been established by God,"

If you read the Bible and think critically about it, you will come to the inevitable conclusion that Christianity is a slave-minded religion of servitude and weakness.

Luciferian Illuminism is technically a philosophy, not a religion. You can be a Deist or even an Atheist or Agnostic and still believe in it. An example of an Atheistic Satanist is Anton Szandor LaVey, founder of the Church of Satan. There are many types of Luciferianism. Remember, Luciferians are free-thinkers and staunch individualists and we do not let ANYONE tell us how or what to think and believe.

With that said:

Lucifer Illuminatio Mea! Athah Gibor Leohlam Satan! Ad Majorem Satanae Gloriam!
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Default Re: America's Founding Principles Are Luciferian! - 12-30-2011, 10:40 PM

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America's Founding Principles Are Luciferian!

Liber AL vel Legis is like the Bible of Thelema, a religion based on the principles of Luciferian Illuminism. Here is Crowley's PRECISE opinion on the role of government, in his own words:

“Governments too often exhibit the most deplorable stupidity, however enlightened may be the men who compose and constitute them, or the people whose destinies they direct. It is therefore incumbent on every man and woman to take the proper steps to cause the revisions of all existing statutes on the basis of the Law of Thelema. This Law being a Law of Liberty, the aim of the legislature must be to secure the amplest freedom for each individual in the state, eschewing the presumptuous assumption that any given positive ideal is worthy to be obtained.”
So, Farter Kashi, does that mean you'll be voting for Ron Paul?


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Wink Re: America's Founding Principles Are Luciferian! - 12-30-2011, 11:24 PM

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So, Farter Kashi, does that mean you'll be voting for Ron Paul?
Absolutely! Dr. Paul is a True Christian (NO TRADEMARK!)
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American patriot DESPITE being a WASP!
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Default Re: America's Founding Principles Are Luciferian! - 12-30-2011, 11:37 PM

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Absolutely! Dr. Paul is a True Christian (NO TRADEMARK!)
that I actually respect and admire. He is an exemplary
American patriot DESPITE being a WASP!
Aleister Crowley's practice of anal rape is well documented by history. He raped Victor Neuberg in the desert while keeping under a vow of "Holy Obedience". Also, the anal virginity of OTO members must be sacrificed if they are to reach the higher degrees of initiation.

Have you sacrificed your anal cherry for the Beast yet? If not, you are a mere hypocrite, and not a True Luciferian. It makes little difference really, as you will both go to the same Hell.

Why don't you just give your soul to Jesus instead of worshiping nonsense?


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