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Smile Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? - 02-12-2010, 01:28 AM

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Why did I get a warning notification for arguing in an argument? Lol, this is ridiculous. You try to argue your point of view, and you get warned. Why the censorship?
No one censored you. A warning is a gentle reminder to behave. An infraction occurs when you refuse to listen to a warning. Then you get banned. We would never censor your words. That would be un-American.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? - 02-12-2010, 01:34 AM

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No one censored you. A warning is a gentle reminder to behave. An infraction occurs when you refuse to listen to a warning. Then you get banned. We would never censor your words. That would be un-American.
I am as calm as a human being can possibly be. A human asks a question about evolution and I answer it as nicely as I can possibly put it.

Then you send me a warning to stop being an atheist scum.

How do you possibly expect Atheists to respect you if you only reject everything we say and insult us? Just so you know, I WAS a Christian. I know what it's like. And personally, I hated it. Now I'm trying to be nice and answer questions, and this is what I get?

Where are the morals your savior gave you?
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I am as calm as a human being can possibly be. A human asks a question about evolution and I answer it as nicely as I can possibly put it.

Then you send me a warning to stop being an atheist scum.

How do you possibly expect Atheists to respect you if you only reject everything we say and insult us? Just so you know, I WAS a Christian. I know what it's like. And personally, I hated it. Now I'm trying to be nice and answer questions, and this is what I get?

Where are the morals your savior gave you?
Son, do you even know where you are? I did not send you a warning.

I could care less if a trash talking, good for nothing God hating atheist respects me. I do hope that is not a surprise as it would be unGodly to give you a start.

I do not know why you hate God now. I suspect it was because you were a choir boy and the papist priest 'did things' in the annex.

You are a baby Jesus hater, what do you know of morals? You spit in God's eye.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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I am as calm as a human being can possibly be. A human asks a question about evolution and I answer it as nicely as I can possibly put it.
Calm down and stop being so hateful.

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Then you send me a warning to stop being an atheist scum.
Who sent you the warning? I'll sort them out right away! They should have banned you!

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How do you possibly expect Atheists to respect you if you only reject everything we say and insult us? Just so you know, I WAS a Christian. I know what it's like. And personally, I hated it. Now I'm trying to be nice and answer questions, and this is what I get?

Where are the morals your savior gave you?
Our morals derive from the Holy Bible. We are showing you True Christian™ love by doing what we can to bring you into Christ's loving embrace. Why can't you cooperate?

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I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Default Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? - 02-12-2010, 01:50 AM

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Calm down and stop being so hateful.



Who sent you the warning? I'll sort them out right away! They should have banned you!



Our morals derive from the Holy Bible. We are showing you True Christian™ love by doing what we can to bring you into Christ's loving embrace. Why can't you cooperate?

Please understand that this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

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Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
FYI, I have read the post. I can answer questions as I please. I see no debate here, I see a question.

Banning me for my personal beliefs? Is that, discrimination I hear?

Probably not worse than the racism in that other topic. I'm still sick to my stomach after reading that.
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Smile Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? - 02-12-2010, 01:54 AM

We do not discriminate. In fact, we are blessed by your persecution.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Why did I get a warning notification for arguing in an argument? Lol, this is ridiculous. You try to argue your point of view, and you get warned. Why the censorship?
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You are implying that we lost our tails when we were able to reason and produce logic. [...]
which is itself implying that God made us with tails and that women have reason and logic.





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I'm a busy man, little girl. I don't have time to read your drug-induced hallucinations. I only have time to read sound, logical, scientifically-proven and accurate books - the Bible.


Nothing in the bible is scientifically proven. Aside from the fact Jerusalem exists.

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i have read the bible from cover to cover, I’ve been to church (but let me guess because its a church in England its not good enough) and these are my thoughts on the matter.

and james hutchinson i dont hate god i have never said that (you can check all my posts if you like) i am merely trying to put in my two cents but every time i do i get nothing but abuse and people saying i hope jesus clenses the devil from your rectum.

Someone put ““The monkey-worshipers think that ultimately, everything came out of nothing in something called the "Big Bang." If that were true, we'd still see nothing exploding and human beings popping out.”

So I retorted withGod created us out of nothing so surely according to your logic if god made us “pop” out of nothing then why isn’t that still happening? Why isn’t god sat in the sky popping out people?”

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Because He finished His creation:


Well the big bang has finished its creation
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Nothing in the bible is scientifically proven. Aside from the fact Jerusalem exists.
So you think the following did not exist:
Herod and his daughter Salome
The Romans and their coins
Houses
The Sea of Galilee
Fishermen, Shepherds and Carpenters
Widows, the blind, sick and lame
Wine
Pharaohs and bricks
Kings David and Nebuchadnezzar
Babylon
Donkeys, camels and unicorns
The Wilderness
Pharisees, Sadducees and the Sanhedrin
Herod's Temple
The Mount of Olives
... I could go on
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Smile Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? - 02-12-2010, 02:06 PM

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Nothing in the bible is scientifically proven. Aside from the fact Jerusalem exists.




i have read the bible from cover to cover, I’ve been to church (but let me guess because its a church in England its not good enough) and these are my thoughts on the matter.

and james hutchinson i dont hate god i have never said that (you can check all my posts if you like) i am merely trying to put in my two cents but every time i do i get nothing but abuse and people saying i hope jesus clenses the devil from your rectum.

Someone put ““The monkey-worshipers think that ultimately, everything came out of nothing in something called the "Big Bang." If that were true, we'd still see nothing exploding and human beings popping out.”

So I retorted withGod created us out of nothing so surely according to your logic if god made us “pop” out of nothing then why isn’t that still happening? Why isn’t god sat in the sky popping out people?”

This man then put back


Well the big bang has finished its creation
For your sake, I hope he does.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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I have read the bible from cover to cover, I’ve been to church (but let me guess because its a church in England its not good enough) and these are my thoughts on the matter.
Which Bible? The KJV, or one of those Satanic perversions like the NIV? And you are correct, if you go to a church in the Godless UK, it is very likely that it is not a True Church™ either.

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and james hutchinson i dont hate god i have never said that (you can check all my posts if you like) i am merely trying to put in my two cents but every time i do i get nothing but abuse and people saying i hope jesus clenses the devil from your rectum.
Stop whining. You have been pretty hateful so far. This is our forum, and you are the one storming in and attempting to engage in debate instead of worship, which is the function of this forum. You might do well behaving a little more mature!

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Well the big bang has finished its creation
We actually have Biblical proof that God's Creation is finished:

Genesis 2:1:
Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them.

What proof do you have that that silly explosion you worship is finished creating things? Why would it be?


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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
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Nothing in the bible is scientifically proven. Aside from the fact Jerusalem exists.
BWAHAHAHA You are by far one of the most ignorant excuses for a human being I have ever encountered. Everything in the Bible is 100% true. Everyone with an IQ over 70 knows that.

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Another striking evidence of divine inspiration is found in the fact that many of the principles of modern science were recorded as facts of nature in the Bible long before scientist confirmed them experimentally. A sampling of these would include:These are not stated in the technical jargon of modern science, of course, but in terms of the basic world of man's everyday experience; nevertheless, they are completely in accord with the most modern scientific facts.
It is significant also that no real mistake has ever been demonstrated in the Bible—in science, in history, or in any other subject. Many have been claimed, of course, but conservative Bible scholars have always been able to work out reasonable solutions to all such problems.
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Default Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? - 02-13-2010, 06:26 PM

Hello, this is my first post here. I have yet to get to know the community well enough but here is what I have to say:

Evolutionists don't claim that we evolved from monkeys, but that apes and humans once shared a common ancestor.

Just thought I'd clarify that bit. Also, most apes don't have tails.
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Evolutionists don't claim that we evolved from monkeys, but that apes and humans once shared a common ancestor.
Yeah, a monkey.


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Hello, this is my first post here. I have yet to get to know the community well enough but here is what I have to say:

Evolutionists don't claim that we evolved from monkeys, but that apes and humans once shared a common ancestor.

Just thought I'd clarify that bit. Also, most apes don't have tails.
Hello my dear you and I know we evolved from primates, not monkeys. There is some confusion here about that particular point.

At any rate if I were you I would go and write up a short introduction, tell us what schools you have attended, and how many science and mathematics classes.



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Default Re: If we came from monkeys, why don't we have tails? - 02-13-2010, 09:01 PM

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Nothing in the bible is scientifically proven. Aside from the fact Jerusalem exists.

There are more evidences that Jesus exists than there are for the existence of Caesar

Out of that, evolutionists only think that the mankind evolved by natural und sexual selektion. Thats evolution
We (I say we because I'm an evolutionist too) think that there was an ancestor from whom we evolved into homo sapiens. monkeys evolved from that ancester into monkeys too. So we evolved parallel.
This can be proven by skeletts which show the evolution from our ancester into homo sapiens sapiens


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Deuteronomy 13:6"If your brother, your mother's son, or your son or daughter, or the wife you cherish, or your friend who is as your own soul, entice you secretly, saying, 'Let us go and serve other gods' (whom neither you nor your fathers have known,

7of the gods of the peoples who are around you, near you or far from you, from one end of the earth to the other end),

8you shall not yield to him or listen to him; and your eye shall not pity him, nor shall you spare or conceal him.

9"But you shall surely kill him; your hand shall be first against him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.

10"So you shall stone him to death because he has sought to seduce you from the LORD your God who brought you out from the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery.

2 Corinthians 6: 14 Do not be yoked together with unbelievers. For what do righteousness and wickedness have in common? Or what fellowship can light have with darkness?

15 What harmony is there between Christ and Belial? What does a believer have in common with an unbeliever?

16 What agreement is there between the temple of God and idols? For we are the temple of the living God. As God has said: I will live with them and walk among them, and I will be their God, and they will be my people.



17Therefore come out from them and be separate, says the Lord. Touch no unclean thing, and I will receive you.
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[I] think that there was an ancestor from whom we evolved
"an ancestor"? Look son, no matter how hairy your palms get or how bad your eyesight becomes, it's going to take 2 to tango - you'll learn that as you grow up.
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into homo sapiens.
Homos don't breed; they can't.
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monkeys evolved from that ancester into monkeys too. So we evolved parallel.
Are you suggesting a Bathfire diddled a monkey?
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This can be proven by skeletts which show the evolution from our ancester into homo sapiens sapiens
I suggest that unless the "skeletts" were found engaging in sexual congress, they will provide no proof at all!





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There are more evidences that Jesus exists than there are for the existence of Caesar
I'm sorry, I could not let this slide. It's time for a smart atheist (me) to explain something to you ignorant Christians.

http://www.jesusneverexisted.com/exist.html

Evidence that Confirms the Existence of Caesar is Legion
– in stark contrast to the utter dearth of evidence for Jesus!

Unlike the mythical Jesus Christ, we know what Caesar looked like and we have a complete history of his life. In turn, general, orator, historian, statesman and lawgiver. We have words written by Caesar himself and words written by both his friends and his enemies. Artifacts confirm his life and death, as do his successors. Caesar established a style of government – and a calendar – which endured for centuries.




An unflattering portrait of Caesar found near Tusculum, carved during Caesar's own lifetime. Later portraits invariably showed Caesar wearing a laurel crown – to hide his receding hairline.
Julius Caesar on denarius from February/March, 44 BC.

Caesar is proclaimed 'perpetual dictator' at the age of 55.
On the reverse of the coin the symbols represent various aspects of Caesar's power and political program.



Fantasy Meets Reality
"... more evidence for the existence of Jesus than there is for anyone else ..."


Let's remind ourselves: Jesus Christ The Legend did some pretty remarkable things. His 'ministry' was a pretty public affair. Many of his tricks were of no particular value (cursing a fig tree?); some would have had disastrous consequences for innocent third parties (remember that herd of 2000 suicidal pigs into which he cast demons? Surely that ruined somebody else's living?).
But certainly, by such 'miracles' he convinced his disciples and the multitude that he was the Messiah, right? Turning a jug of water into wine may have been trivial but resurrecting oneself from death was no mean trick.
But if we are to 'believe' that these stories relate real events what is to be our criteria for acceptance? On what basis should we accept any of this as 'fact' rather than fancy?


A complete record of all the things Jesus never said, all the places he never walked, and all the miracles he never worked.
"No Evidence of Non-existence" – Welcome to the Twilight Zone
In an oddly distorted, negative universe Christian apologists declare that there is "no evidence" for their godman's non-existence, as if it should be quite natural to believe in the most fantastic, illogical and unsubstantiated claims unless there was evidence to the contrary. If this stance had any viability, why stop at Jesus? Why not believe in Zeus, leprechauns and the tooth fairy?
A favourite tack of the Saved is to affect a yawn, mutter "that old stuff again" and impatiently declare that Jesus's non-existence is a 19th century rationalist's heresy long since disposed of by "solid evidence".
The ringing claim of "more evidence for the existence of Jesus than there is for any other person of his day" is followed by a potpourri of ancient sources, as if a list made long enough could disguise the fact that NOT A SINGLE SOURCE EVER QUOTED IS FROM THE TIME OF THE GODMAN.
Early non-Christian writers, including the favourite hostages – Josephus, Suetonius, Pliny and Tacitus – are discussed here.
But stepping around the smokescreen thrown up by evidence that early Christians certainly existed (and had a motley assortment of beliefs!), is the evidence for many of history's greatest heroes and villains really so tenuous?



In His Own Words
Caesar was an eyewitness to many of the events he describes in his commentaries. He wrote not for posterity but to have an immediate impact on the power players in Rome as he schemed to advance his own career.
The elapsed time between the wars and Caesar's own writing was a matter of months or at most a few years.
In contrast, the elapsed time between the gospel reports and the supposed events that they describe is at least 40 years for 'Mark' and 60-70 years for the other three Gospels.
And just who was witness to that fabulous nativity, 30-odd years before the grande finale?
At the most generous understanding, 'Luke' and 'Matthew' were recording hearsay testimony a century after angels, shepherds and wise men went calling.
The unembellished truth is that the gospel accounts were written by eyewitnesses to nothing but their own skills of fabrication.
For good reason, based on spatial and temporal proximity alone, historians give more credence to Caesar's commentaries than to the gospels, no matter how prolifically they were copied.

Contemporary Witnesses to Caesar



Cicero

Orations and Letters provide eyewitness evidence of Caesar
Marcus Tullius Cicero (106-43 BC) was almost an exact contemporary of Julius Caesar.
In Caesar's struggle with Pompey, Cicero, governor of Cilicia, sided with Pompey but was subsequently pardoned by Caesar.
In March of 44 BC Cicero was a witness to Caesar's murder, though he was not a part of the conspiracy.
Following the assassination, Cicero made a series of speeches known as the "Philippics" which called on the Senate to support Octavian against Mark Antony. Cicero's "Second Phillipics" was an eulogy of Caesar's conquest of Gaul.
Unfortunately for Cicero Octavian reached a temporary rapprochement with Antony, who then ordered Cicero's murder.
Among some 900 preserved letters to and from Cicero are correspondence both about and with Caesar.
"... if Caesar does lose his head all the same, Pompey feels only the deepest contempt for him, trusting in his own and the state's troops ..."
– Cicero to Atticus, 7.8, 50BC.




Sallust
Caius Sallust (86-34 BC) tribune, provincial governor and supporter of Caesar. His testimony is in a history "Bellum Catalinae".
Nepos
Cornelius Nepos (c100-24): "Life of Atticus".
Catullus
Gaius Valerius Catullus (c84-54 BC): "Carmina".
Asinius Pollio
Gaius Asinius Pollio (76 BC-4 AD) was an ally of Caesar and founder of the first public library in Rome. He was a source used by Plutarch.
Virgil
Virgil (70BC-17AD): "Aeneid".
Ovid
Ovidius Naso (43BC-17AD): "Metamorphoses".
Near Contemporary Witnesses



Paterculus

Velleius Paterculus (c19 BC-32 AD): "Historiae Romanae".

Lucan
Lucan (Marcus Annaeus Lucanus, 39-65 AD) followed the example of his grandfather, Seneca the Elder – a young contemporary of Caesar – who in later life wrote a history of Rome.
Lucan wrote his own Pharsalia approximately a century after the civil war it chronicles, using Seneca's work as an eye-witness source.
Plutarch
Plutarch of Chaeronea (45-120 AD) was a Greek moralist, historian and biographer (and priest of Delphi). He wrote his Parallel Lives (matching Greek with Roman lives) during the reigns of Trajan and Hadrian. He describes in detail the life and assassination of Julius Caesar (as well as Marcus Brutus and Mark Antony).
Appian
Appian of Alexandria (c.95-165 AD): Civil Wars.
Suetonius
The most famous biographer of Caesar, Tranquillus Suetonius, wrote his Lives of the Twelve Caesars during the reign of emperor Hadrian (117-138).
Suetonius was in charge of the imperial archives and in this capacity, had access to some of the best possible information.



Et tu Jesus?
There is nothing intrinsically improbable in a radical 1st century rabbi called Jesus. And any figure who emerged as a sage or soothsayer in ancient Palestine is unlikely to have left much evidence of his existence.
But whilst we might entertain, perhaps, a few epithets of reported wisdom from such a guru, it would remain extremely doubtful that any attributed words were actually spoken by him, whatever the claims made today for "oral transmission."
Thus, for example, we can accept the report from Josephus (our only source) that a Jesus ben Ananias caused disquiet in Jerusalem with a non-stop doom-laden mantra of ‘woe to the city’ but suspect that Josephus is using poetic licence when he reports this particular Jesus as saying, "A voice from the east, a voice from the west, a voice from the four winds, a voice against Jerusalem and the holy house, a voice against the bridegrooms and the brides, and a voice against the whole people." (Josephus, Wars 6:3).
Bearing in mind that ancient languages had no symbol for quotation marks and made no distinction between a verbatim account of someone's speech and an accurate paraphrase, Josephus may well be providing a close paraphrase. He was present in Jerusalem at the time (62AD) and wrote his history within about a decade of the event.
Not only was Josephus an eyewitness to much of the drama he described but also had access to Roman imperial archives and military commentaries, the hupomnemata. Josephus can also be checked against archaeological data, and, notwithstanding the occasional exaggeration, what he writes is generally confirmed.

A Fake Witness
As it happens, we have an inordinate amount of Jesus dialogue. Nothing particularly novel or unique is put into his mouth, though much of it is contradictory or obscure. None of it comes from a reliable source.
The Gospel of Thomas (found in a Coptic translation at Nag Hammadi and in Greek fragments at Oxyrhynchus), for example, presents 114 "secret" sayings of Jesus, many of which are rephrased quotations from Jewish scripture and over half resemble dialogue which turns up in the New Testament. Others are simply silly:
"Saying 7: Jesus says: 'Blessed is the lion which a man eats so that the lion becomes a man. But cursed is the man whom a lion eats so that the man becomes a lion!'"
"Saying 114: Simon Peter said to them, "Let Mary leave us, for women are not worthy of life." Jesus said, "I myself shall lead her in order to make her male, so that she too may become a living spirit resembling you males. For every woman who will make herself male will enter the kingdom of heaven."

Regular Christians, of course, are not very happy with the "5th Gospel" and cast doubt on its "reliability." The sayings are not (yet?) embedded in narrative stories to give them a semblance of historical reality and no miracles are mentioned. "Fake teachings, invented by the Gnostics" is the cry.
But does wrapping epithets of folk wisdom into a series of "incidents" and "encounters" – even with a miracle thrown in for good measure – make a fraud any less a fraud? Jesus supposedly spoke in Aramaic but the gospels were written in Greek. Literal translation from one language to another inevitably breaks down at numerous points. Not surprisingly the scholars of the Jesus Seminar dismissed more than eighty per cent of the godman's words as invention.

Who Says?
Who would have noted anything "Jesus of Nazareth" said before he emerged as a bona fide spiritual leader? Yet Luke (2.48,49) quotes the godman at the age of 12 in the "temple incident".
Ok, so let's grant that after her son made the big time Mary becomes the proud mum, full of anecdotes about her illustrious offspring ... Maybe she even reminisced about traipsing off to Bethlehem, even Egypt.
But Mary isn't everywhere. Matthew 3 reports dialogue between the godman and John the Baptist (let alone a voice from heaven!) in the wilderness of Judaea. Only when the Baptist gets imprisoned does JC choose his disciples so they wouldn't have been present either. So where does this little story originate, other than in the fertile mind of the gospel writer?
Ok, let's concede "unknown and unstated bystanders" run off to tell the tale ... In fact, we have to rely on such hearsay again and again: JC's night time chat with Nicodemus, his conversation with a Samaritan woman, when his disciples are off shopping, etc., etc.
But we're still not out of the woods. On several occasions the gospel writers quite specifically report Jesus’ conversations when neither they nor any other humans were present.
Who would have had the faintest idea of what Jesus said when he was on his own? For example, chapter 17 of the Gospel of John is entirely taken up with a monologue addressed by a solitary Jesus to God himself.
Matthew (4.3,10) tells of JC in the wilderness and having conversations with Satan.
Now how would Matthew know what was said? Are we to imagine Jesus reminisced, "Hey guys, one time I was in the wilderness for 40 days and 40 nights and guess who showed up ... ?"
If we take this step we may as well dream up the whole nine yards ...


Write your own Jesus Lore!
The gospels provide detailed "Jesus action" for the last year or so of his life but are deafeningly silent about the other 30-odd years. 90% of the godman's biography is missing.
No problem! Taking a lead from Holy Mother Church, creative religious fraudsters have had a grand time colouring in the missing years.
If you like, Jesus travelled with Joseph of Arimathea to Britain to learn druidic lore at Glastonbury. He even built a hut with his own hands.
Or if you prefer, our hero went off to India to spend 17 years as both a student and teacher of Buddhist and Hindu holy men. They affectionately called him Issa.
Other options involve Tibet, Japan and, if you're a Mormon, America.
Why not have Jesus visit your own home town?
In days of lore, a man who never existed can not only be anything, he can be anywhere!


Jesus tomb – Shingo, northern Honshu, Japan.

Jesus tomb – Srinagar, western Kashmir.


Fraud of Ages

Does anyone stand to gain by maintaining a myth?
But of course, a vast global industry of religion. Was this always the case? Why YES, unquestionably after Constantine made Christianity the State religion, but no less so in the preceding centuries. Indeed, priests, shamans, witchdoctors have lived on the backs of others since people started living in groups. Given this venal motive of the "religiously inclined", we would be wise to exercise caution before buying its product and accepting its claims.

In those 2000 years did the Church ever fabricate legends and relics?

The vast Medieval forgery industry is a matter of historical record – a contributory cause of the Reformation. Before the canon of holy books was finalized in the 5th century hundreds of fanciful Jesus stories existed. Rancorous Church Councils decided which were 'sacred' and which were 'pious romances.'

Do the claims for Jesus include the suspension of the laws of physics?

Absolutely. We are not talking of a mere carpenter but a worker of miracles. Setting aside the miasma of "Faith" we require rather more evidence for a miracle than a normal activity, not less.

Yet every purported evidence for Jesus turns out to be dubious or non-existent. This includes no contemporary record of Jesus; no evidence for Nazareth in the 1st century; tampered works of non-Christian writers to insert 'evidence'; testimony of early Christians who didn't believe in a human Jesus anyway; gospels which flatly contradict each other; myriad instances of 'Jesus stories' copied from earlier legends and other cultures; and so on and so on.

We have both a motive for Christian fabrication of a myth and the evidence of centuries of myth creation. In other words, what we find "in the beginning" is the same venality and charlatanism that followed, century after century, in each becoming more vicious and ruthless.
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"an ancestor"? Look son, no matter how hairy your palms get or how bad your eyesight becomes, it's going to take 2 to tango - you'll learn that as you grow up.
Why do you insult me while we are having an serious argument?
In anthropology, you are talking about an ancestral mother, because of that I wrote an ancestor.
In fact masturbation doesn't lead to hairy handpalms and bad eyesight
If it does, prove it


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Homos don't breed; they can't
Oh thanks I haven't noticed that.......
Yeah i know we don't breed
Inform yourself about the evolution of mankind and you will notice that mammal existed at the same time as dinosaurs did and stopping breeding is a modulation on the environment

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I suggest that unless the "skeletts" were found engaging in sexual congress, they will provide no proof at all!
Why? Having skelletons which shows a change until the skeletts looks almost human isn't proof enough? What proofs does you have except the bible?

@Bogdana Alkeav
A proof for Caesar is a book he wrote? Its like saying a proof for Jesus is the Bible
In fact there are proofs for a man, living at the same time as we think Jesus lives, living in Palastina, was executed on the cross under Pontius Pilatus (the romans registered every execution) and who was known even in other countries (many jews at that time wrote in letters about a rumor of man in the middle-east who had lots of followers until he was executed+different rumors)
So we don't know if his name is Jesus, but a person on which the discribtion fits is a historic person


There is only one rule in Christianity you have to follow:

Deuteronomy 13:6"If your brother, your mother's son, or your son or daughter, or the wife you cherish, or your friend who is as your own soul, entice you secretly, saying, 'Let us go and serve other gods' (whom neither you nor your fathers have known,

7of the gods of the peoples who are around you, near you or far from you, from one end of the earth to the other end),

8you shall not yield to him or listen to him; and your eye shall not pity him, nor shall you spare or conceal him.

9"But you shall surely kill him; your hand shall be first against him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.

10"So you shall stone him to death because he has sought to seduce you from the LORD your God who brought you out from the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery.

2 Corinthians 6: 14 Do not be yoked together with unbelievers. For what do righteousness and wickedness have in common? Or what fellowship can light have with darkness?

15 What harmony is there between Christ and Belial? What does a believer have in common with an unbeliever?

16 What agreement is there between the temple of God and idols? For we are the temple of the living God. As God has said: I will live with them and walk among them, and I will be their God, and they will be my people.



17Therefore come out from them and be separate, says the Lord. Touch no unclean thing, and I will receive you.
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