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Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult -
11-08-2014, 09:41 PM
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I'm not clear why trees and cats should be hated.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult -
01-13-2015, 09:08 PM
81. Refers to the Harry Potter book as a "handbook".
82. Read 50 Shades of Grey and has since bought every inch of rope in the hardware store to emulate the kidnapping, torture, and fornication found on its pages.
83. Is Elizabeth Warren.
84. The only Bible study she has ever done is studying how to pick one up without bursting into flame.
85. Owns earmuffs.
86. Refuses to open carry.
87. Uses too much perfume, likely to cover up the stench of decay.
88. Doesn't keep a bucket of water by the door to toss on Jehovah's Witlesses.
89. Has bleeding gums after brushing teeth, likely as a result of demons using the mouth for foul words and actions.
90. Thinks you can talk while not being able to breathe.
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Location: in a cave with my coven
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Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult -
01-14-2016, 02:05 AM
As a professional witch, I must argue with some of the points on here.
Witches do not make animal sacrifices, and I definitely do not enjoy the movie "Twilight" on any level. And being gay has nothing to do with being a wiccan. I personally cheered on Dorothy in "the wizard of oz" for defeating someone who was not using her Gift properly. And my coven has never harmed any child. It's true that we light candles for religious reason, and that we cannot drown. It is also true that some spells require brimstone, which would explain the smell. Harry Potter is just an awesome book. I actually prefer ice cream over gelato, but that still has nothing to do with being a witch. Halloween is a holiday that also has no religious affiliations.
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult -
01-14-2016, 02:27 AM
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Originally Posted by JennyDarling
As a professional witch, I must argue with some of the points on here.
Witches do not make animal sacrifices,
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Then you're not a real witch, just a pathetic new age wannabe.
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and I definitely do not enjoy the movie "Twilight" on any level. And being gay has nothing to do with being a wiccan. I personally cheered on Dorothy in "the wizard of oz" for defeating someone who was not using her Gift properly. And my coven has never harmed any child.
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...Yet.
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It's true that we light candles for religious reason, and that we cannot drown.
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Then please do all of us a favor and jump into some deep lake.
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It is also true that some spells require brimstone, which would explain the smell. Harry Potter is just an awesome book. I actually prefer ice cream over gelato, but that still has nothing to do with being a witch. Halloween is a holiday that also has no religious affiliations.
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Srsly?
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Possibly retarded pothead
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Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult -
01-14-2016, 04:59 AM
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Originally Posted by JennyDarling
As a professional witch, I must argue with some of the points on here.
Witches do not make animal sacrifices, and I definitely do not enjoy the movie "Twilight" on any level. And being gay has nothing to do with being a wiccan. I personally cheered on Dorothy in "the wizard of oz" for defeating someone who was not using her Gift properly. And my coven has never harmed any child. It's true that we light candles for religious reason, and that we cannot drown. It is also true that some spells require brimstone, which would explain the smell. Harry Potter is just an awesome book. I actually prefer ice cream over gelato, but that still has nothing to do with being a witch. Halloween is a holiday that also has no religious affiliations.
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Greetings JennyDarling. It is not my intention to seem like a dangerous Black man but Jah has given instructions regarding witches. You should look and see what it says. It is in Exodus 22:18. On my home island which is Jamaica we usually burn witches. No one wants to get close so we throw bottles of gasoline at them or sometimes just at their house when they are asleep.
PS- I also like ice cream. What is your favorite kind?
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult -
01-14-2016, 11:15 AM
91. Denies they're a witch, but refuses to swear on a King James Bible that they're not a witch.
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Unsaved trash, teenaged wannabe witch-doctor
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Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult -
12-13-2016, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
It's difficult to believe that this isn't the number one sign that your child is a wretched Wiccan:
58: Always uses the salutation 'blessed be.'
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Actually, that is a good sign for when a Wiccan is happy
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Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult -
12-13-2016, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Logan.W.Steyn
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According to Jesus, a good wiccan is a dead wiccan:
Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
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Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult -
12-13-2016, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford
64: Has one or more tattoos. Leviticus 19:28 means as much to a Wicca as any other part of God's Word.
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What the hell is wrong with having a tattoo
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Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult -
12-13-2016, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Logan.W.Steyn
What the hell is wrong with having a tattoo
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Mrs. Whitford has already provided an explanation in the quoted text.
In simpleton terms:
BECAUSE GOD SAYS SO!!!
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Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult -
12-13-2016, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Logan.W.Steyn
What the hell is wrong with having a tattoo
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Strong language is never welcome.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Unsaved trash, teenaged wannabe witch-doctor
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Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult -
12-13-2016, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Dear addled friend. While you are not a Christian, it is also fair to understand your limited capacity for knowledge. I'll pray for you.
Trees deposit leaves, which have to picked up. Trees fall on houses, which cause damage, often late at night, during storms. Sap drips off them and ruins the paint on cars. They block balloon satellite reception.
Cats smell. They do the work of Satan. They smother babies.
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Not true
What the <<<explicative deleted>>>, you know trees are one of the reasons you are alive because they make the oxygen that we need to live and cats are adorable and lovable companions
Last edited by Basilissa; 12-13-2016 at 07:38 PM.
Reason: Keeping the forum Clean for Jesus.
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Unsaved trash, teenaged wannabe witch-doctor
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Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult -
12-13-2016, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Mrs. Whitford has already provided an explanation in the quoted text.
In simpleton terms:
BECAUSE GOD SAYS SO!!!
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That is not a reason
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Unsaved trash, teenaged wannabe witch-doctor
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Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult -
12-13-2016, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
Strong language is never welcome.
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That is not strong language. you have not yet seen the amount of languages in what i can say curse words
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult -
12-13-2016, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Logan.W.Steyn
That is not a reason
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Your immorality is showing.
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Originally Posted by Logan.W.Steyn
That is not strong language. you have not yet seen the amount of languages in what i can say curse words
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Are you suggesting that's a good thing...?
Well, what could I expect from an immoral person who disregards God's Will.
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Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz" True Christian™
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Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult -
12-13-2016, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Logan.W.Steyn
That is not a reason
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In a place where we worship God, yes, this is THE reason.
I guess that you don't believe in God, so why are you here? We are a peaceful community that lives under the rule of the Bible to the extent we can (to the extent liberals allow us, we are always under persecution)
We only want the best for everyone. Of course, you may say that our Pastor being in the Donald Trump team has now a lot more power than ever, and that people in Freehold are trying to pass biblical law as the new US Constitution. But that should not affect you (for now)
Are you without a job? I can offer you one. I'm helping to build the wall that divides the Godly US from the filthy mexicans. It is hard work, and the mexicans smell really bad. But you can be really helpful. I don't mind your tatoos (God does, but he will be pleased that you are helping to segregate HIS people from the other, lesser races)
Leviticus 19:19 - Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.
Acts 10:28 - And he said unto them, Ye know how that it is an unlawful thing for a man that is a Jew to keep company, or come unto one of another nation; but God hath shewed me that I should not call any man common or unclean.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Obese Swedish Meatball Delusional Forum Member
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Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult -
12-13-2016, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Logan.W.Steyn
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Hi Logan,
To me it seems that the people on this forum are well capable of reading the posts so there is no need to use a ridiculous large font. It makes you look like an insecure loud mouth.
Ay e,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult -
12-13-2016, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Logan.W.Steyn
That is not strong language. you have not yet seen the amount of languages in what i can say curse words
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Very impressive, considering that from what we have seen of your communication skills, you have not yet mastered the American language.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
True Christian™
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Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult -
12-13-2016, 09:01 PM
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trees are one of the reasons you are alive because they make the oxygen that we need to live
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How do they do that?
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult -
12-13-2016, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Logan.W.Steyn
That is not a reason
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It is, for these people, and it's their forum, where you are a guest. A welcomed guest, for now.
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Originally Posted by Logan.W.Steyn
That is not strong language. you have not yet seen the amount of languages in what i can say curse words
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If you can't put your thoughts in language you'd share with your mother, it's only a demonstration that you have a lot of maturing to do.
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