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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 02:42 PM

That brought me to tears, Brother True Disciple

It is the reason I am here, I have to spread the word, I have to Save© as many souls as possible.

My eskimoe friends, please, please, read the Bible, see God for who He truly is. Do not make Him into something He is not. The Bible will open your eyes to the path of righteousness. If you must hate, hate Greenland, not God.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 02:44 PM

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All my friends know of Jesus.
If there is something you Christians should have learned, and it doesn't look like you have, you should have learned that not following the bible fully doesn't make you a bad person and doesn't send you to hell.
Like when Jesus helped a man he saw on the side of the road and cured him, he was braking the rule of the Bible that you shouldn't do anything on a Sunday, for that was the the the lord rested.
And did he go to hell... NO! but he is found to be the greatest person of all time!
Jesus broke the Sabbath rules. Those have been covered off

Romans 14:5
One man esteemeth one day above another: another esteemeth every day alike. Let every man be fully persuaded in his own mind.

However, teaching of another Jesus or different doctrine will land in you in a whole lot of hot fiery lake.

2 Corinthians 11:4
For if he that cometh preacheth another Jesus, whom we have not preached, or if ye receive another spirit, which ye have not received, or another gospel, which ye have not accepted, ye might well bear with him.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 02:44 PM

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All my friends know of Jesus.
If there is something you Christians should have learned, and it doesn't look like you have, you should have learned that not following the bible fully doesn't make you a bad person and doesn't send you to hell.
Like when Jesus helped a man he saw on the side of the road and cured him, he was braking the rule of the Bible that you shouldn't do anything on a Sunday, for that was the the the lord rested.
And did he go to hell... NO! but he is found to be the greatest person of all time!
Son, you cannot just 'know of Jesus" you have to know Him completely. You must follow through. Like getting dressed. Shirt, socks, parka boots... what is Missing? Sweet Jesus, underpants and pants! Hallelujah!


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 03:32 PM

I got an infraction for posting two pictures. The admin said that I took pictures of New Zealand for some reason and posted them as pictures of Iceland. I´m pretty sure that lying and misleading is against the teachings of the bible. I think we here at the forum can all agree that god is our lord and his judgement is final. But when you call me a liar you call our lord in heaven a liar. I find this most offensive and as member of another Baptist church I´m deeply insulted. Fact: is during this last winter iceland received less snow than mainland europe. I live here. I´m half icelandic and half american I lived in Iowa for 5 years and I know this. I´m a baptist and I´m just so insulted I just wanted to correct a few wrong facts that you put but you call me a atheist sympithist(I´m sorry for my spelling and grammar) and liar. America has done more ungodly things than Iceland why flame Iceland?

Most people in Iceland just go about doing good things. There is no racism in Iceland and we don´t hold a grudge against anyone. We´ve never offended demeaned or practiced satanic rituals. Our country is close to hell? What about Mt. Saint helens or yellowstone ? what about the entire eastern seaboard or the poverty in the southern states? How is that not gods retribution and why don´t you adress those issues?

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 03:34 PM

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Thanks, a devout Christian.
I am still looking forward to your civilized response to my answers to your questions.


Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 03:38 PM

If i would call you guys demeaning word like "rednecks", "backwards" or "ungodly." You would be offended right?
Well you know eskimos don´t live in iceland and you know your just trying to insult and anger the icelandic people which are of a pure breed. There are around 500 thousand people living in the US of icelandic decent. All caucasian Americans are decended from europeans. You must therefore repent for the sins of your forefathers which you claim were ungodly. Every single one of you has a catholic ancestor for that matter? How old is the Baptist community for that matter?

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 03:39 PM

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you should have learned that not following the Bible fully doesn't make you a bad person and doesn't send you to hell.
If you say it's fine to ignore parts of the Bible, then you're playing God. Clearly not something a Christian should do. You may or may not be a good person, but you're not a Christian.

Your argument really fails logically though: you choose to not follow the parts of the Bible that say the entire Bible should be followed. Here, some quotes:

2 Peter 1:20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.
2 Peter 3:16 As also in all his epistles, speaking in them of these things; in which are some things hard to be understood, which they that are unlearned and unstable wrest, as they do also the other scriptures, unto their own destruction.
Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Matthew 7:24 Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock:
Matthew 7:26 And every one that heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the sand:

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rule of the Bible that you shouldn't do anything on a Sunday
Where does it say this? I don't recall the Bible saying you shouldn't do anything. My family goes to Church on Sunday. Does that count as "not doing anything"?

You really have no idea of what is or isn't in the Bible, friend. You haven't taken the time to read it. Instead, you listen to the summarized versions of people who adjusted the message of the Bible to fit their own agenda. You're just too blind to see that.


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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 03:41 PM

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If i would call you guys demeaning word like "rednecks", "backwards" or "ungodly." You would be offended right?
No, because you are a retard. One cannot blame a retard for saying retarded things... it's what retards do. The dog barks, the fish goes blub and you... talk retard.


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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 03:48 PM

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I am still looking forward to your civilized response to my polite answers to your questions.


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 03:48 PM

To answer your responses cranky old man : No icelander would say that there are eskimos are in iceland. We have one house that has ice, it´s called the icebar and that ice is inside a wooden building. Iceland has the biggest glacier in europe. There is around 20% of the country covered in snow all year round. During the summer the sun never sets here. There is one day during the winter where there is no sun. I personally know Björk she is related to me. When you say that icelandic is not the most related to english well of course thats not what i said what i said was old norse was the most influencial. So scottish langauge you mentioned obviously was influenced by old norse.

To the person that called me a retard. You my dear sir, simply sit behind your computer hiding in a dark room calling people names. If I would meet you on the street i would knock you flat on the ground with gods holy spirit on my side. Then i would make a time machine and send you sodom and gommora and have you raped and suffer and enternity in hellfire.

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 03:56 PM

HAIL ANTICHRIST YOU'RE piffleING STUPID REVEREND!

Go and die please, ever accept the facts of nature? I bet the eruption of their volcanoes and geysers are as hellish as the eruption of your ass.

Sorry for my foul language but your stupidity (Or in your case "stupidness") deserves it.

All you "Christians" do is hate people, didn't Christ say to love and forgive people? You guys just find false in everything and everyone, black people should be slain because of their color, other religions banned from earth because of other beliefs and Icelanders because of living in their country?

You even got the flag wrong and your facts are stupid, get them right...
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HAIL ANTICHRIST YOU'RE piffleING STUPID REVEREND!

Go and die please, ever accept the facts of nature? I bet the eruption of their volcanoes and geysers are as hellish as the eruption of your ass.

Sorry for my foul language but your stupidity (Or in your case "stupidness") deserves it.

All you "Christians" do is hate people, didn't Christ say to love and forgive people? You guys just find false in everything and everyone, black people should be slain because of their color, other religions banned from earth because of other beliefs and Icelanders because of living in their country?

You even got the flag wrong and your facts are stupid, get them right...
Calm down and try that again. Where do we say Black people should be slain?


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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 04:02 PM

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To answer your responses cranky old man : No icelander would say that there are eskimos are in iceland. We have one house that has ice, it´s called the icebar and that ice is inside a wooden building. Iceland has the biggest glacier in europe. There is around 20% of the country covered in snow all year round. During the summer the sun never sets here. There is one day during the winter where there is no sun. I personally know Björk she is related to me. When you say that icelandic is not the most related to english well of course thats not what i said what i said was old norse was the most influencial. So scottish langauge you mentioned obviously was influenced by old norse.
I would have expected someone who invited me to a civilized discussion to actually read what I posted and respond to that. Oh well, everyone can see I did try.


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 04:06 PM

Well, just some last words because I don't have the time to argue with you guys . God and Jesus have no problem with how I live my life because I have been living it for decades and god has blessed me with a great family and great friends and a great life time.
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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 04:09 PM

Cranky old man, I thought you were different and intelligant but your just like the rest of them. Your ignorant. You lie and when you can´t find a shaky website (in case you didn´t know the internet is not a reliable source. even wikipedia.) You don´t look at my response with an open mind. I bet you´ve never been out of your state.

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 04:09 PM

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If I would meet you on the street i would knock you flat on the ground with Gods holy spirit on my side.
That's because you're filled with hate and wish to react with violence to my exercise of my Freedom of Speech rights. An intelligent man will respond with an intelligent argument. A retard will respond with physical violence. You might even be a negro.

You're not as "devout" as you think you are, retard. In fact, you are a hypocrite because you judge us for implicitly assumed violence, while you fantasize about explicit violence.

And by the way, I don't mean to use "retard" as an insult, merely to accentuate that God has blessed me with significantly more intelligence. We can only speculate as to what your parents did wrong to anger God into making their child a retard.

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... and intelligant but your just ...
This is why retards shouldn't insult a sophisticated man's intelligence: you can't even spell the word "intelligent" correctly and you don't know the difference between homophones "your" and "you're" -- "your" is a possessive pronoun, not an abbreviation of "you are".


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 04:23 PM

God does not ask me to spell correctly. God inspires me. God is my light in this dark universe. English is not my first language but i would say that my english is acceptable considering that fact. But yes we men were created with hands and the means to use them. Call it violence but I´d just say you deserved to die. If I was a negro and I´m not what difference would it make, they are just as much a creation of god as you and me..well not you i think satan had his touch in your birth. When you talk about ethnic differences: You are and american. You can´t trace your ancestry far back. You could be a jewish, half-negro lesbian. And you wouldn´t be able to prove it..I can I can prove that I´m not a negro I can prove that I´m not descended from lesser races as you most probaly are. The US is the biggest melting pot of ethnic groups in the world - so shut the hell up. I can trace my decent back to the 9th century. Because every single birth in Iceland was written down in church books. And they were all preserved.

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God does not ask me to spell correctly.
Well, it seems there's a lot that "God" doesn't ask you to do, including reading the Bible or treating people with dignity and respect.

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Call it violence but I´d just say you deserved to die.
It would be a clear violation of both Biblical and secular laws -- if you actually read the Bible, you would have known this. Here, some guidance:

1st Peter 2:13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
1st Peter 2:14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
1st Peter 2:15 For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:

Romans 13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
Romans 13:3 For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:
Romans 13:4 For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.
Romans 13:5 Wherefore ye must needs be subject, not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake.
Romans 13:6 For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.
Titus 3:1 Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work,
Hebrews 13:17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.

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If I was a negro and I´m not what difference would it make, ...
The negro race is predisposed to violence. Don't take my word for it, just look up statistics of violent crime.

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I can I can prove that I´m not a negro I can prove that I´m not descended from lesser races as you most probaly are.
Sounds like you're a racist.

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I can trace my decent back to the 9th century.
Your current population is 320000 people. Following the principle of exponential population growth, it follows that there must have been a lot of inbreeding. This would explain the high number of mongoloids and other defected babies in iceland.


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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 04:51 PM

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There is no misunderstanding, you said, you dig big holes and kill people to put in them. This is not a Cathrelik church, don't bother confessing to us, you need to do that with Jesus and the police. You Best get Right with the Lord. Praise Jesus!
Dear James Where did i say that i kill people and put them in to big holes?????can u show me where i said that??? i know what i said and i said that i work on a digger and a big part of my work is to dig holes,,,,,

But im not here to Figth with u people i just wanted to point out a few things that u people have got wrong about Iceland

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Default Re: God Hates Iceland! - 02-23-2010, 05:01 PM

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correct me if im wrong but are u saying that Jesus was born in the US and was a US citicen?????
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