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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 09-23-2013, 05:44 PM

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Oh my, well I do hope you pray every night! and I will pray for you and hope that you can find a peace inside of yourself.
Why wait until nightfall?



(1 Thessalonians 5:17-18) "Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you."

Seriously, I've never met a catlick that knew one thing about the Bible.

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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 09-23-2013, 05:44 PM

I am catholic I sin everyday and yes I did post I ask for forgiveness. to anyone who wants to slander me on anything that I have written I will pray for you and I will pray that all of you find peace in your hearts and a clear mind! it seems the truth hurts you all and for that I hope and pray that you find peace it must truly be awful to hate your life that much that you have to judge me and look down on me. Now that that is settled, why don't you do something in your own christian like way of life instead of sitting at this thread trying to make yourself feel better. hm?
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I am catholic
Catlix aren't Christian. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...984#post131984 You're hellbound.





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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 09-23-2013, 05:57 PM

Tell me oh wise one how I am not Christian? how a catholic is not christian, oh and it seems I type to fast that the spelling does not match up. how am I not christian when I believe in the same god? how am I not christian when I read the bible? how am I not christian when I believe jesus died for my sins? tell me I would truly love to hear your thoughts on this. well bless it, it seems that I got everyone up in a stir just because there are spelling mistakes. So it seems you all believe I am going to hell how quaint and how christian of you.Like I said I will pray and hope that you all find peace and that you all truly no the value of love toward another human being instead of the hate rolling in your hearts.
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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 09-23-2013, 05:59 PM

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I am catholic I sin everyday and yes I did post I ask for forgiveness. to anyone who wants to slander me on anything that I have written I will pray for you and I will pray that all of you find peace in your hearts and a clear mind! it seems the truth hurts you all and for that I hope and pray that you find peace it must truly be awful to hate your life that much that you have to judge me and look down on me. Now that that is settled, why don't you do something in your own christian like way of life instead of sitting at this thread trying to make yourself feel better. hm?
How can I feel better know there is a sinner in my midst who by neglecting Scripture is throwing their Eternity With Jesus away?



Read the Bible, friend: you will find that True Christians™ are sin-free and commanded to judge.

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...I am catholic i sin daily and will sin till the day I die...
One easy way to stop that: stop being Catholic.

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Let's see if you can find Scripture to support that position.

I know there's a lot that disproves it, but I'm just curious as to how much of the Bible you've actually tried to read.


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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 09-23-2013, 06:06 PM

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How can I feel better know there is a sinner in my midst who by neglecting Scripture is throwing their Eternity With Jesus away?



Read the Bible, friend: you will find that True Christians™ are sin-free and commanded to judge.

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Oh so you do not sin like not in ever? you hold no sin in your heart? you know lying is a sin correct? Or do you fear the sin you carry and that you are not worthy enough in gods eyes? would he take pity on you for judging those on this thread? Mary is the vessel that gave birth to our savior GOD chose Mary a virgin to carry his child, it was gods will to have Mary give birth to Jesus and to help lead him for his path in life, why not give thanks to the woman who has done gods will, why not realize that if Mary a pure of heart a virgin chose not to follow gods will that things would not have passed as they did. For god chose Mary and deemed her the best to hold Jesus. She did this with love for god with supreme faith did she give birth to Jesus. I find it fitting to give respect and praise to a woman strong enough to carry a child of god despite judgement she would receive.
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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 09-23-2013, 06:12 PM

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One easy way to stop that: stop being Catholic.



Let's see if you can find Scripture to support that position.

I know there's a lot that disproves it, but I'm just curious as to how much of the Bible you've actually tried to read.

Matthew 7:1-5 "judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgement you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you. Why do you see the speck that is in your brothers eye, but do not notice the log in your own eye? or how can you say to your brother 'let me take the speck out of your eye' when there is a log in your own eye? you hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brothers eye."

Oh I praise Jesus more then I do mary but I also give mary supreme thanks for carrying gods Child.
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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 09-23-2013, 06:17 PM

John 8:7

And as they continued to ask him, he stood up and said to them, “Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her.”
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Christianity is a divided faith very divided so you are saying that only baptists are true Christians?
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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 09-23-2013, 06:29 PM

So in everyone's words me being a Catholic I am going to burn in hell? wow I am extremely shocked by all of you I am extremely shocked that you will condemn a person who believes in god, reads the bible, repents, prays and loves god, believes that Jesus is her saviour God her father and first and only true love is going to hell? That a woman who knows that she sins daily and repents for those sins and supports another woman for carrying Jesus is going to hell? So you are telling me that you believe I am a whore a harlot a Jezebel a devil worshiper because I read the bible, that I believe in god, that I love god and Jesus that I will die willingly in the name of god and jesus that I will burn in hell? All because my denomination is different then yours?
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Oh so you do not sin like not in ever? you hold no sin in your heart? you know lying is a sin correct? Or do you fear the sin you carry and that you are not worthy enough in gods eyes? would he take pity on you for judging those on this thread? Mary is the vessel that gave birth to our savior GOD chose Mary a virgin to carry his child, it was gods will to have Mary give birth to Jesus and to help lead him for his path in life, why not give thanks to the woman who has done gods will, why not realize that if Mary a pure of heart a virgin chose not to follow gods will that things would not have passed as they did. For god chose Mary and deemed her the best to hold Jesus. She did this with love for god with supreme faith did she give birth to Jesus. I find it fitting to give respect and praise to a woman strong enough to carry a child of god despite judgement she would receive.
I am sin-free. READ THE BIBLE!

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Matthew 7:1-5 "judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgement you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you. Why do you see the speck that is in your brothers eye, but do not notice the log in your own eye? or how can you say to your brother 'let me take the speck out of your eye' when there is a log in your own eye? you hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brothers eye."

Oh I praise Jesus more then I do mary but I also give mary supreme thanks for carrying gods Child.
Read the Bible verses again: it says to judge RIGHTEOUSLY, which is precisely what True Christians™ do.

And thanking Mary for Jesus is like thanking an oven for a cake.



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And as they continued to ask him, he stood up and said to them, “Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her.”
You are taking it out of context, which is a typical papist maneuver.

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Christianity is a divided faith very divided so you are saying that only baptists are true Christians?
YES! Which of these two words are used in the Bible?

a. Catholic

b. Baptist

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So in everyone's words me being a Catholic I am going to burn in hell? wow I am extremely shocked by all of you I am extremely shocked that you will condemn a person who believes in god, reads the bible, repents, prays and loves god, believes that Jesus is her saviour God her father and first and only true love is going to hell? That a woman who knows that she sins daily and repents for those sins and supports another woman for carrying Jesus is going to hell? So you are telling me that you believe I am a whore a harlot a Jezebel a devil worshiper because I read the bible, that I believe in god, that I love god and Jesus that I will die willingly in the name of god and jesus that I will burn in hell? All because my denomination is different then yours?
No, because you as a papist do not follow the whole Bible.

(Revelation 22:18-19) "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."

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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 09-23-2013, 06:46 PM

John 1:9: If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just, and will forgive our sins and cleanse us from all unrighteousness

Sirach 4:26: Do not be ashamed to confess your sins, and do not try to stop the current of a river.

James 5:16: Therefore confess your sins to one another, and pray for one another, that you may be healed. The prayer of a righteous man has great power in its effects.

I confess my sins and do not believe I am sin free, for with confession I start anew again and yet sin still and with confession with prayer god does and will forgive. For god is a forgiving loving god.

Titus 3:8: The saying is sure. I desire you to insist on these things, so that those who have believed in God may be careful to apply themselves to good deeds; these are excellent and profitable to men.

Revelation 20:12-13: And I saw the dead, great and small, standing before the throne, and books were opened. Also another book was opened, which is the book of life. And the dead were judged by what was written in the books, by what they had done. And the sea gave up the dead in it, Death and Hades gave up the dead in them, and all were judged by what they had done.

Not all who says they believe in god will enter heaven for any can say they believe in god but if you do not believe it truly believe it how can that be true faith?
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So your mother means nothing to you because she gave birth to you an act of which god has blessed upon your mother. So Mary is an insignificant person that only men are significant that if a man did give birth to jesus that he would not be held in praise. Oh I read the bible honey, I know where I stand and that is judgement day before god when he opens the book of my life and decides if I am worthy of heaven or hell. With god whom I believe in the bottom of my heart if he deems I deserve hell then so be it, it is his decision not my own for everyone sins Daily the end.
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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 09-23-2013, 07:05 PM

Oh I pity you hun, I pity the fact that you cannot open your eyes and realize that you need help that you can truly sit there at your computer more then likely a sin filled man who has never repented for his sins that you truly believe you are sin free I pity you and I will pray for you because you need to truly in your heart find god for you sit there and judge me, you sit there and type your slander and your hate for this I pity you and I do hope that you will find that your heart does not need to be filled with hatred.
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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 09-23-2013, 07:05 PM

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Jesus accepted marry magdalin and spared her of stoning?
Hi. I can't recall the Scripture for this. Could you share it please?
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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 09-23-2013, 07:15 PM

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...everyone sins Daily the end.
Ok, so you've read a little of the Bible (and failed to properly understand even that bit), but do get that you are (from birth) a disgusting, vile, reprehensible piece of absolute filth so utterly unworthy of redemption that God had to commit suicide-by-Roman-soldier, being beaten bloody, whipped and flayed, then hung on a tree, stabbed, and left to die by positional asphyxiation, in order to convince Himself differently.

Now we're getting somewhere!

A couple of threads for you to read:

The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5) http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45137

True Christians are Perfect! http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=44504


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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 09-23-2013, 07:16 PM

Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her

Mary was also washed jesus's feet, she was there at his crucifixion. She is mentioned through out the bible. She was condemned by others and they went to stone her and jesus basically said stop he who is without sin shall cast the first stone. When Jesus asked Mary if any threw a stone at her she said none.
Now I am getting off of here I am greatly disturbed why one particular thread member and I greatly need to pray for him and then I am off to bed for some people actually work and yes I work the night shift. I do hope that this person truly finds the way.
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Default Re: QUIZ: "Am I going to HEAVEN or HELL?" Most accurate test ever! - 09-23-2013, 07:25 PM

Oh I understand the bible perfectly I also understand that I will never understand that baptist way of life because to me what everyone is saying makes no sense. I was always taught that if you truly in your heart believe in god believe that jesus is your savior that if you repent you are forgiven. That any and all who are of the above are christians that we are all filled with sin and continue daily. I have been to a baptist church and there was more music then actual scripture that there was more games then scripture that there was no communion in which you drink the blood of christ and eat the flesh of christ. there was no holy water in which to cross yourself that people did not kneel as soon as entering the church nor did they kneel again before the cross and nor did they kneel once more before taking there seat, all i heard was music oraising god and little scripture all i saw were games and no scripture there was no reading from the bible and i will never truly understand the baptist denomination.
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