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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 02:21 PM

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Indeed we don't. Children should not be dressed as whores. It sets a very bad example to other children.
according to you all moste every girl IN THE USA is a whore!?
It's yours to tell your children about what is good and bad, not put them in a bubble wrapper and forbid them to be children!

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Those females are also whores. Women are supposed to take care of their husbands and bear children. Not to be jumping around like whores.
HA HA i dare you to say that to my face! you are no better than me because you are a man ! it looks to me that you dont eaven have a job! aint you supposed to be the previder of the family ? Instead you go around the internet shaming other people, calling them whores and ect. very nice i must say!

And if you were a MAN youd satisfie your womans sexual needs, not only have sex with her to get babyes like shes some kind of a freezer you keep your beer in.... oh you dont drink beer... sorry.. milk
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 02:22 PM

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Look for Jesus to melt that iceberg soon. Not that anyone will notice.
Indeed Pastor. God created it, and He can destroy it again.


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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 02:24 PM

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it has been colder in the winter time here in Iceland for past 3 years ... saying globalwarming is a myth is nonsense
Did you even read your own posting? Just search the internet for climategate to find out what is really going on here.


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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 02:24 PM

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We only censor things like porn and bad language, not opinions no matter how stupid they might be.
Lucky for you, otherwise everything you say would be censored.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 02:26 PM

Cranky old man, have you seen the movie The Village? if not whatch it, it descripes you well, if u could I bet u would do the same, Build a small village from 1500 just to protect you children and make the children think they are back in the 1500 with lies, as if the children go into the forest, a bad monster will hunt them down and kill them, just so they dont go too the modern world (citys), because you think you are protecting them. But you're not

Try to whatch Lazy Town with the eyes of a child, what do u see? soft porn? if so, I say u need help.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 02:31 PM

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according to you all moste every girl IN THE USA is a whore!?
Yes. Almost every girl on the planet is a whore. TV has destroyed their innocence. Only a small percentage of the girls are proper True Christians who will go to Heaven.

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It's yours to tell your children about what is good and bad
Indeed. This is why I read the Bible with my children instead of letting them watch Icelandic porn.

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HA HA i dare you to say that to my face!
No problem, you are always welcome here.

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it looks to me that you dont eaven have a job!
I have worked all my life. But I am 72 now so now I am retired. Don't people retire in Iceland?

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And if you were a MAN youd satisfie your womans sexual needs
Sex is for making children. You have probably watched to much porn to know these things. Do women even get children in porn movies?


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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 02:32 PM

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This is quite entertaining
My entertainment will be to watch you burn in hell for all eternity .


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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 02:36 PM

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Cranky old man, have you seen the movie The Village?
No.

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if not whatch it
No. The Holy Bible provides me with all the entertainment I need.

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if the children go into the forest, a bad monster will hunt them down and kill them
I fail to see the positive message in this. How does this teach them about God and the Holy Bible?

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Try to whatch Lazy Town with the eyes of a child, what do u see? soft porn? if so, I say u need help.
Of course the child will not see anything bad in it. It's a child. That's why we adults have to protect it from things that will harm the child. It's called education.


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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 02:36 PM

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Cranky old man, have you seen the movie The Village? if not whatch it, it descripes you well, if u could I bet u would do the same, Build a small village from 1500 just to protect you children and make the children think they are back in the 1500 with lies, as if the children go into the forest, a bad monster will hunt them down and kill them, just so they dont go too the modern world (citys), because you think you are protecting them. But you're not

Try to whatch Lazy Town with the eyes of a child, what do u see? soft porn? if so, I say u need help.
My family and I read the KJV1611 in our free time. After school my boys read the Bible. When my wife finishes with her duties she reads the Bible. I don't think we even turn on the TV once a week.
Hey I have an Idea, try picking up a Bible and stop watching kiddie porn! Jesus loves you and He wants you to love Him. Why do so many of you people from Iceland hate God? Is it because of all the holes you have drilled to HELL?
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 02:37 PM

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And if you were a MAN youd satisfie your womans sexual needs, not only have sex with her to get babyes like shes some kind of a freezer you keep your beer in.
The good LORD did not design the cooter to be used as a beer fridge -- you would do well to remember that, madam! And your attempt to seduce Brother Cranky has been duly noted.


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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 02:38 PM

Cranky old man, how many kids do you have? 2-4? that means you've only had sex 2-4 time and you're 72 years old.. No wonder youre cranky.

I think you have missed the best part of life, having sex with your wife as much as you can, but its not too late for you to see the real light of life
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 02:40 PM

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Yes. Almost every girl on the planet is a whore. TV has destroyed their innocence. Only a small percentage of the girls are proper True Christians who will go to Heaven.
hahah, true cristians dont have a mouth like that. They wouldnt be badmouthing people on the internet.

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Indeed. This is why I read the Bible with my children instead of letting them watch Icelandic porn.
Its all good reading the bible, but its onething to be WAY out of line and make your children paranoyed and etc.

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No problem, you are always welcome here.
I tell you, come to iceland, meet the "whores" and say it to their face, ill bet you alot of money you wouldnt get out of this country alive

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I have worked all my life. But I am 72 now so now I am retired. Don't people retire in Iceland?
Yes they do, good for you!

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Sex is for making children. You have probably watched to much porn to know these things. Do women even get children in porn movies?
Oh yes, i like sex, you know why ? Sex is good, sex is healthy sex brings people to gether and makes us happy. It realeeses stress and more and its a good exersize. And yes, i watch porn, but its your US and A porn

there are only feew speecees who breed for pleasure, pigs, and men do it.
So if god only intended sex for breeding children he would not have made it pleasureable .. that is for sure! im sure your lady does it her self, if she does not have a man to do it. Pluss you do it with your hand. No one will tell us you dont! and that my friend i would call a sin.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 02:41 PM

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My entertainment will be to watch you burn in hell for all eternity .
Ah but God forgives does he not?
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 02:42 PM

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Cranky old man, how many kids do you have? 2-4?
9 boys and some girls. I lost track of how many grand children.

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that means you've only had sex 2-4 time and you're 72 years old
I have had sex more times than I have children, unfortunately sometimes you need to have sex more than once to get a child.

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No wonder youre cranky
That is just my forum name since my real name is none of your business. The internet can be a dangerous place.

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I think you have missed the best part of life, having sex with your wife as much as you can, but its not too late for you to see the real light of life
You are looking at this the wrong way. You are thinking about short time fun. I am thinking about a long term stay in Heaven.


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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 02:43 PM

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Ah but God forgives does he not?
Not always and only if you pray for forgiveness and choose to allow our Savior Jesus Christ into your life.


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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 02:45 PM

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there are only feew speecees who breed for pleasure, pigs, and men do it.
So if god only intended sex for breeding children he would not have made it pleasureable .. that is for sure! im sure your lady does it her self, if she does not have a man to do it. Pluss you do it with your hand. No one will tell us you dont! and that my friend i would call a sin.
That's disgusting! You Icelandians are even WORSE than we thought!

Do you have sex with pigs too?

Pastors, I think a Mission to Iceland would not go amiss! They REALLY need to hear about Christ there!


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They wouldnt be badmouthing people on the internet.
Being righteous is not the same as badmouthing.

2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."

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Well it is nice to see there are some things we can agree on. But it seems to me you have at most been reading small parts of the Bible. All those other pages of the Bible are there for a reason you know.

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I tell you, come to iceland, meet the "whores" and say it to their face,
I never said every girl in Iceland is a whore. It's just an Icelandic TV show which we are not happy about.

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ill bet you alot of money you wouldnt get out of this country alive
I didn't know people in Iceland killed other people for their honest opinions. But the outcome of this would depend on whether or not I would be allowed to bring some of my guns.

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Yes they do, good for you!
Thank you.


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Oh yes, i like sex ... i watch porn
That sinning feels good does not make it a good thing to do.

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pigs, and men do it
So you like to behave like a pig?

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im sure your lady does it her self
I am sure my wife does not masturbate. I have to admit I masturbated as a young child but my father showed me how wrong that was and I never did it again.


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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 02:59 PM

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That's disgusting! You Icelandians are even WORSE than we thought!

Do you have sex with pigs too?

Pastors, I think a Mission to Iceland would not go amiss! They REALLY need to hear about Christ there!
How sick is this? ofcorse we dont have sex with pigs. Is said " only feew speesies breed for pleasure, pigs dog, humans do and there was one breed more, i just dont remember, if it was monkeys maybe.

mhm, that is what i am doing Seduce-ing a 72 year old man!
And no, he did not intend that, but as you are saing is it mate only for breeding. He would not have made sex good if it was bad than it would just be an urg and nothing more
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 03:00 PM

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That's disgusting! You Icelandians are even WORSE than we thought!

Do you have sex with pigs too?

Pastors, I think a Mission to Iceland would not go amiss! They REALLY need to hear about Christ there!
If you are going to make that trip, you better get stated before God destroys them. SEX with pigs and their hands that is just plain nasty!
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 03:09 PM

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we dont have sex with pigs
I am glad to hear that.

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pigs dog ... monkeys maybe
How does the fact that those animals do it convince you that you have to do the same thing? Why do you want to be like an animal?

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He would not have made sex good if it was bad
God clearly wants to challenge us. We have to earn our place in Heaven, we don't just get it for nothing.


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