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Default Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 12-24-2009, 09:58 AM

Have you ever looked at a picture or painting of a black Jesus and thought to yourself, “This just doesn’t feel right?” You ask yourself, “Is the painter joking? Is he making fun of Jesus?” The answer is yes, the artist is being sarcastic and that artist is surely burning in hell’s fire as I type this.

Jesus was white. Yes, He was born in the Middle East, but His father was not Middle Eastern, He was God. God is NOT Middle Eastern. When was the last time you saw a painting of God with a Turban wrapped around His head? Never? Exactly.

God is white. God has always been white. Every depiction, every description and every painting I have seen of God has been white. God impregnated Mary, NOT Joseph. Therefor, Jesus is white.

That is what drew people to Him in the first place. A white skinned man in the Middle East 2000 years ago was surely a miracle and Jesus was and is a miracle worker.

Now look at Heaven. Heaven is mostly made of feathery white clouds with rays of light shooting through them, which according to most Christians I know, would make the inhabitants white.

Also, white is amazingly proficient at reflecting light, which is very important when living in Heaven because it’s much closer to the sun than living on the Earth. This white skin prevents you from getting cancer in Heaven and I’m sure stops many other diseases in their tracks.

So, next time you start babbling on about how, “Jesus was Middle Eastern and couldn’t have been white”, save yourself the embarrassment and look at the Facts!

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 12-24-2009, 11:34 AM

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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 12-24-2009, 11:59 AM

This is the best explanation of why Jesus is white that I have ever hear!

GLORY!


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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 12-24-2009, 12:21 PM

Praise! I've always known in my heart of hearts that Jesus was White, but it feels good to see such overwhelming theological proof delivered.


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1st Corinthians 15:17 And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
1st Corinthians 15:18 Then they also which are fallen asleep in Christ are perished.
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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 12-24-2009, 02:56 PM

Praise God and good morning!

As we all know, the Bible was written in a way that all True Christians™ can understand much more easilly than the heathen's of the world. It is a wonderful way for God to keep the Unsaved in their place. Very simular to making man superior to all the animals.

All throughout the Bible you will find verses with little "hints" for us to follow on all major questions we may have about our very existance and relationship with Our Maker®.

If you want to know what color Jesus was simply start at the beginning. Genesis. Not only does God drop hints about the races on the planet but the order of their superiority! Praise Jesus!

Here are a few of my personal favorites that I enjoy sharing with my children.

Judges 5:10
Speak, ye that ride on white asses, ye that sit in judgment, and walk by the way.

Glory to God! What a verse!
Notice how the phrase "ride on WHITE asses, ye that sit in judgment" is placed in the middle of the sentence and seperated from the rest of the statement. God does not approve of interracial relationships now does he? That is common knowledge! He also wants all True Christians™ to sit in judgment of the sinners. How many times have we had to explain THAT concept to a heathen of this Holy Board™?

Daniel 12:10
Many shall be purified, and made white, and tried; but the wicked shall do wickedly: and none of the wicked shall understand; but the wise shall understand.

Once you are Saved™ and made pure then you are considered white. And of course the wicked (retards, homers, negroids, chinks you can blindfold with dental floss, wetbacked mexicans, and the like) will say, "Oh, that's just not right." They don't get it. They CAN'T get it. The Bible tells us that God does not want them to understand. He KNOWS it is beyond their comprehension! Glory to God!

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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 12-24-2009, 06:29 PM

SHOUT GLORY! That was a beautiful sermon Pastor!

Of course he was white. How could anyone with skin the color of feces be holy?




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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 02-08-2013, 01:42 PM

You guys a bunch of racists to actually put this up. Pastor Ezekiel you believe Jesus lives in the sky and if he were not white he would have cancer. Christ!!! What do you teach your congregation. U believe Jesus is God yet you believe He can get cancer and there is actually cancer in heaven. This is too dumb. You guys keep on giving Christianity a bad name with your narrow mindedness, racist selves and your clear need for wisdom and knowledge. Pray for those.
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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 12-24-2009, 06:40 PM

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Praise! I've always known in my heart of hearts that Jesus was White, but it feels good to see such overwhelming theological proof delivered.
GLORY! His word is written on our VERY HEARTS! We know God is real, we all know what God wants; it is just Muslims, Satanists, Atheists, Buddhists and Democrats refuse to listen. Jesus is white, just like His followers and that is a fact. PRAISE!



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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 12-24-2009, 08:58 PM

This raises a question for me. I read here that black people are sons of Satan or something to that effect. I live in an all white neigbourhood but recently af family of Somalian muslems moved in.

Would it be ok as a Christian to drive them out, so that they won't come back again? Actually I would think it to be against the words of Jesus, can anyone advice me on this subject.

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Praise! I've always known in my heart of hearts that Jesus was White, but it feels good to see such overwhelming scientific proof delivered.

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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 03-21-2011, 04:39 AM

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Fixed that for you.
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 01-31-2021, 05:27 PM

are you guys crazy to try to gain any better relationship with G-d or Jesus by skin color? you are far away from the Lord. No matter how you wanted in your skin color. G-d loves all people. Can you deny? G-d is fair. Can you deny? G-d is righteous. Can you agree? so, it cannot be your skin color to make you closer to the Lord at all. in fact, your racial emotion is very terrible taste to His righteousness.
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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 01-31-2021, 05:36 PM

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...G-d loves all people. Can you deny?...
Actually, according to the Bible, YES. Read it sometime. All of it, not just John 3:16.


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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 01-31-2021, 06:21 PM

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G-d loves all people. Can you deny? G-d is fair. Can you deny? G-d is righteous. Can you agree?
I challenge you to find passage in the King Jame's Holy Bible that states "G-d loves all people." Go ahead, I'll wait. When you're done with that, do let us know how you reconcile this with the long list of people God announces his hatred for.
And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you:
for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.
Leviticus 20:23
And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them, because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters.
Deuteronomy 32:19
The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.
Psalm 5:5
Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing:
the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man.
Psalm 5:6
For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous, whom the LORD abhorreth.
Psalm 10:3
The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.
Psalm 11:5
These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations,
feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
Proverbs 6:16-19
The mouth of strange women is a deep pit: he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein.
Proverbs 22:14
And he hath violently taken away his tabernacle, as if it were of a garden: he hath destroyed his places of the assembly: the LORD hath caused the solemn feasts and sabbaths to be forgotten in Zion, and hath despised in the indignation of his anger the king and the priest.
Lamentations 2:6-7
All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them:
for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house,
I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.
Hosea 9:15
As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
Romans 9:13


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Prayer Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 01-31-2021, 09:00 PM

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are you guys crazy to try to gain any better relationship with G-d or Jesus by skin color? you are far away from the Lord. No matter how you wanted in your skin color. G-d loves all people. Can you deny? G-d is fair. Can you deny? G-d is righteous. Can you agree? so, it cannot be your skin color to make you closer to the Lord at all. in fact, your racial emotion is very terrible taste to His righteousness. Stop. Ezekiel. delete your post and write a better one.
Sorry you only got 3rd. Show us where in the KJV Holy Bible it say God loves all people. You must live in a fantasy land of lies and false truths.
John 12:39 Therefore they could not believe, because that Esaias said again, J
ohn 12:40 He hath blinded their eyes, and hardened their heart; that they should not see with their eyes, nor understand with their heart, and be converted, and I should heal them.
1st Corinthians 1:17 For Christ sent me not to baptize, but to preach the gospel: not with wisdom of words, lest the cross of Christ should be made of none effect.

1st Corinthians 1:18 For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.
1st Corinthians 1:19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent. 1st Corinthians 1:20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?
1st Corinthians 1:23 But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;
1st Corinthians 1:24 But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God.
1st Corinthians 1:25 Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.

1st Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
1st Corinthians 1:27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;
1st Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
1st Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

1st Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
1st Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
1st Corinthians 3:20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.
Jude 1:16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
Jude 1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
Jude 1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit. God only loves the True Believers™ and those that praise Him.
Leviticus 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.
Leviticus 26:30 And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you.
Deuteronomy 32:19 And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them, because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters.
Psalm 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.
Psalm 5:6 Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man.
Psalm 10:3 For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous, whom the LORD abhorreth.
Psalm 11:5 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.

Psalm 53:5 There were they in great fear, where no fear was: for God hath scattered the bones of him that encampeth against thee: thou hast put them to shame, because God hath despised them. Psalm 73:20 As a dream when one awaketh; so, O Lord, when thou awakest, thou shalt despise their image.
Psalm 78:59 When God heard this, he was wroth, and greatly abhorred Israel:


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 01-31-2021, 09:15 PM

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are you guys crazy to try to gain any better relationship with G-d or Jesus by skin color? you are far away from the Lord. No matter how you wanted in your skin color. G-d loves all people. Can you deny? G-d is fair. Can you deny? G-d is righteous.
Stop. Ezekiel. delete your post and write a better one.
Third place, we would like to help you learn what is in the Bible.

Maybe you watched one video about the Bible and think you know what it says. You can see from our Biblical scholars here at Landover Baptist you are out gunned and in over your head.

Feel free to apologize.


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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 12-28-2009, 12:32 AM

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So, next time you start babbling on about how, “Jesus was Middle Eastern and couldn’t have been white”, save yourself the embarrassment and look at the Facts!
I see no facts, just speculation on a real character.
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I see no facts, just speculation on a real character.
Of course you don't see. You are one of the blind.

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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 12-01-2011, 05:44 AM

Jesus is middle eastern, which is in Asia, which means...Jesus is Asian. :-) Regarless of race Jesus was a great person and I don't think you all should waste time on trying to figure out the Lords race. Why should it matter. You can't say Jesus is white based off of paintings made by man.
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Regarless of race Jesus was a great person
I totally agree, I don't get why some people has so much problem with the fact that Jesus is white. Racism is a nasty thing.
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