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Thank you for an excellent post Brother Whip. Truly the Holy Spirit has moved you!

I do have one minor comment, however. Those "women" with the horns could be demon captains, but they also could be Jews (well, probably not the slant). It's sometimes very difficult to tell (though, often, dropping a penny down a nearby well will let you sort out one from the other). That's one reason that I stick exclusively to demon hunts that are led by Landover Baptist Church clergy. If you send your dogs after a Jew, you won't get a dead demon. What you'll get is a lawsuit.

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You would actually need holy water, which is made with a cross necklace and a special prayer, or incantation if you will.
Who told you that nonsense? Have you been sneaking into a Catholic church? No question, holy water is powerful stuff that has its place in demon hunting, but what you described has NOTHING to do with how holy water is actually made, except that the process does involve prayer.

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Where does the Bible say that?

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You can also trap them with certain sigils. You place these sigils on the floor or ceiling.then you can exorcise them.
True, but do you have any idea how much the really effective sigils cost? Even if you buy your sigils used on eBay, this method simply isn't cost effective. Maybe 3D printing will bring down sigil costs in a few years, so I'd back burner this one rather than tossing it out entirely.

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Also to keep demons away, make a circle out of salt and stand in it.
OK, now I get it--you're just joking. It would have been mildly entertaining, except demons are nothing to laugh at.
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Funny.... I guess you hadn't considered the most dangerous demons at all.

Usually I'd be mocking all of you but this time I'm quite serious. I'll wait until all of you catch
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Funny.... I guess you hadn't considered the most dangerous demons at all.
The most dangerous demons are anal-rectal demons

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Let me explain. I'm not only here to shake my head and facepalm at every thread here. I came with a dire warning. My username explains that warning. Aria is something to be feared. I've seen her in action, and trust me, it's not very pretty. She's a demon known as Satan's Queen, and she's something very new to this world. I'm not sure what the Bible has to say about her, if anything at all, but know that she is out to destroy all of you. I don't only mean you baptists, I mean humanity as a whole. What she does is she takes over the body of a human and usually will do one of two things: make them deathly ill, or make them lose all hope and faith in whatever they believe in... often ending in her host killing him/herself. Her true form has only been shown once (that I know of) and that was in the dream of a good friend of mine named Kate. I remember Kate calling me in terror describing a beast half silver gem dragon and half white phoenix with golden eyes and broken chains hanging from its neck and ankles, and she said this beast had the most odd and disturbingly persuasive female voice saying "give up, my dear." I knew Kate hadn't been herself recently and I told her it was only a dream. Later that night, I found out she had killed herself with a note reading "silver sings its deadly song..."
This demon must be stopped before it spreads itself even more. So far from what I know, dogs wont work (she can control them, i've seen it...) and she is unphased by prayer or scripture of any kind. Be sure to keep a close eye on anyone you see acting differently than usual. And if they start becoming hysterical, RUN. CALL THE COPS. DO ANYTHING TO GET YOURSELF OUT OF THE SITUATION.

I don't have too much more info on her, but for those of you here who claim they can speak with God or that God gives them signs, ask God for as much information as you can.
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I looked up Aria with the Googles and all it seems to be is some low rent technology plant in Manchester.

Are you a mentalist?

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And are you aware that this demon is smart enough to avoid the presses? You're lucky I have a heart to tell you about her! I'm putting my own life on the line here to warn you people! You should be thanking me!
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And are you aware that this demon is smart enough to avoid the presses? You're lucky I have a heart to tell you about her! I'm putting my own life on the line here to warn you people! You should be thanking me!
Any actual proof of this demon's existence (outside of between your own ears)?
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And are you aware that this demon is smart enough to avoid the presses? You're lucky I have a heart to tell you about her! I'm putting my own life on the line here to warn you people! You should be thanking me!
Thank you so very much! I heard, through some not so very Christian folks...that that very same "Silver demon' thing, had been captured by the Devils toybox.This toybox, holds evil forces..she's just bouncing around in that thing..can't get out! I do hope this is the truth they are telling people, about the capture.We can only hope and pray!
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Let me explain. I'm not only here to shake my head and facepalm at every thread here. I came with a dire warning. My username explains that warning. Aria is something to be feared. I've seen her in action, and trust me, it's not very pretty. She's a demon known as Satan's Queen, and she's something very new to this world. I'm not sure what the Bible has to say about her, if anything at all, but know that she is out to destroy all of you. I don't only mean you baptists, I mean humanity as a whole. What she does is she takes over the body of a human and usually will do one of two things: make them deathly ill, or make them lose all hope and faith in whatever they believe in... often ending in her host killing him/herself. Her true form has only been shown once (that I know of) and that was in the dream of a good friend of mine named Kate. I remember Kate calling me in terror describing a beast half silver gem dragon and half white phoenix with golden eyes and broken chains hanging from its neck and ankles, and she said this beast had the most odd and disturbingly persuasive female voice saying "give up, my dear." I knew Kate hadn't been herself recently and I told her it was only a dream. Later that night, I found out she had killed herself with a note reading "silver sings its deadly song..."
This demon must be stopped before it spreads itself even more. So far from what I know, dogs wont work (she can control them, i've seen it...) and she is unphased by prayer or scripture of any kind. Be sure to keep a close eye on anyone you see acting differently than usual. And if they start becoming hysterical, RUN. CALL THE COPS. DO ANYTHING TO GET YOURSELF OUT OF THE SITUATION.

I don't have too much more info on her, but for those of you here who claim they can speak with God or that God gives them signs, ask God for as much information as you can.
Good luck to everyone... including myself.
When I came across this diatribe of yours so, I have to admit, I quickly scanned what you said and I am a bit confused, Are you speaking of Hilary Clinton? If so , I agree with everything you said!
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Where is this Aria in the Bible? Scripture or it didn't happen.
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Any actual proof of this demon's existence (outside of between your own ears)?
Any proof that any demons exist? Like real proof? I haven't found any but I know they do because I've seen 'em in action. I may be an Analist, but Demons and Angels are very real things to me.

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Thank you so very much! I heard, through some not so very Christian folks...that that very same "Silver demon' thing, had been captured by the Devils toybox.This toybox, holds evil forces..she's just bouncing around in that thing..can't get out! I do hope this is the truth they are telling people, about the capture.We can only hope and pray!
There are two silver demon things. The Silver Syron is the one that was captured. Aria is still out there.

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When I came across this diatribe of yours so, I have to admit, I quickly scanned what you said and I am a bit confused, Are you speaking of Hilary Clinton? If so , I agree with everything you said!


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Where is this Aria in the Bible? Scripture or it didn't happen.
I have no clue because while I have read the bible I don't remember much of anything from it. So you'll have to search yourself. Remember, sometimes the bible won't straight out tell you "Hey there's this demon named Aria that looks like blah blah blah that acts blah blah blah who can blah blah blah." From what I know, sometimes that book is discrete about things.

CLARIFICATION NEEDED: I do believe in God and I believe most Christian stuff (though I don't agree with much of anything you guys say is "Christian"), I simply choose not to worship God because in my eyes he's a bully and I refuse to worship a bully. THIS DOESN'T MEAN I'M AN ATHEIST. I'm an Analist. I believe in respecting nature for respect in return and I believe everything in nature has a spirit. So there's your clarification on me.
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