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With the heat of summer now a distant memory and Labor Day now having come and gone, every man across America eagerly awaits as the players of the National Football League march out onto the storied fields in the crisp fall Sunday mornings. Gone are the dog days of summer and with them we can finally stop pretending we care about baseball. Football is America's game and in only a few days we will entertain ourselves with the glorious runs, the razzle-dazzle trick plays, the last second touchdowns and the bone-crushing hits for 22 weeks.

All the men who suit up and take to the field every Sunday afternoon are the epitome of what a real man should be: strong, brave, and fierce. With over 2,000 players on active rosters, practice squads or in free agency, there is always the possibility that there will be at least a few homosexuals. When you work in political media, like I do, you become privy to certain information of a sensitive nature, which I am prepared to share with you all now. Below is an extensive list of suspected homosexuals currently playing in the NFL, as provided by a friend of mine in a high place.

Ray Lewis - Linebacker - Baltimore Ravens



A first round draft choice back in 1996, Lewis has been the face of the Ravens franchise since they moved from Cleveland to Baltimore. During his 14 year NFL career he's amassed 1,770 tackles, 36.5 sacks and 28 interceptions. He's also an 11 time Pro-Bowler and the Most Valuable Player of Super Bowl XXXV. Lewis is considered by most football historians to be the greatest inside linebacker in the history of professional football. In the debate of who the greatest inside linebacker of all time is there are no question marks, but many question marks surround Ray's personal life off the field.

The Evidence:
  • Coaches say his ability to penetrate is second to none.
  • Considering how many tackles he has, one can only assume he really likes touching men.
  • Watches Will & Grace at his locker to get pumped up before games.
  • Spends an unusual amount of time working out.
Carson Palmer - Quarterback - Cincinnati Bengals



The former number 1 overall pick has transformed the Bengals from the biggest laughing stock in the league to a contender in the AFC North. During his tenure as Cincinnati's starting quarterback he has proven to be an efficient game manager with a great arm and superior accuracy. While he claims to be straight and has a wife and two kids, one can only wonder if his portrait of happy marital life is just a front he puts on to fool people into thinking he's not gay.

The Evidence:
  • When meeting new people he often says "I'm a tiger" while growling and pantomime-scratching.
  • Wears his uniform in public when not playing football.
  • Led the league in butt-slaps in 2009.
  • Is described as one of the most accurate passers in the league with the capability to fit the ball into really tight spaces, which begs the question of what other things he can fit in tight spaces.
Al Harris - Cornerback - Green Bay Packers



The dominant defensive back for the Packers has long been known for his in-your-face style of play and dominant shut down abilities. Known as one of the most physical corners in the NFL, could he also be physical off the field?

The Evidence:
  • Was flagged for an illegal use of the hands penalty inside a Green Bay grocery store in April.
  • Spends more time working on his hair than studying opposing offenses.
  • Participates in the celebratory dances of other teams.
  • Shares a hotel room with a teammate during away games.
Vernon Davis - Tight End - San Francisco 49ers



Seen as a bust early in his career, Vernon Davis came into his own during the 2009 campaign and proved himself to be one of the most dominant tight ends in the game; getting invited to his first Pro Bowl along the way. Davis has been known for his volatile personality which has gotten him into trouble in the past, but is he doing things off the field that could also get him in trouble?
  • Majored in Studio Art in college and was an honorary captain of the US Curling Team in the 2010 Winter Olympics.
  • Once wore a Cleveland Browns uniform to a game so he wouldn't be wearing the same thing as anyone else.
  • When asked by a reporter how he managed to get such good separation from Linebacker Lance Briggs after a game against the Chicago Bears, Davis said "we just needed to spend some time apart."
  • Lives and works in San Francisco.
Adrian Peterson - Running Back - Minnesota Vikings



Adrian Peterson has proven himself over the last three seasons as a dominant offensive force and one of the top two running backs in the NFL. In his rookie season he broke the single-game rushing record and holds the record for most yardage earned on the ground in a player's first two years. While on the field he's a freak of nature, the things he does off the field have raised more than a few eyebrows.

The Evidence:
  • Racks up huge amounts of yardage on the ground trying to outrun his gay thoughts.
  • Is often seen wearing the color purple.
  • Has been noted for his ability to find the hole.
  • After fumbling 20 times in three years, league sources have said he spent most of the off season working on his ball-handling skills.

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Default Re: Homosexuals in the NFL - A Comprehensive List of Gay Players - 09-08-2010, 04:07 AM

Thank you so much for your guide against the homersexual agenda in the otherwise godly NFL.

Just think if these boys didn't have football. They would be robbing, stealing rapist thug gangsters. Much like the sickle cell, I thank God everyday that He gave those people the elongated ball.


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Default Re: Homosexuals in the NFL - A Comprehensive List of Gay Players - 09-08-2010, 04:45 AM

This is only a partial list, right? These appear to be all current players, so they're the ones who you want to keep off of your fantasy football roster.


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This is only a partial list, right? These appear to be all current players, so they're the ones who you want to keep off of your fantasy football roster.
Whether there have been gay players in the NFL in the past is impossible to say. Our data only goes back a few years, but it's entirely possible that there were gay homosexuals playing football prior to this decade.

As for fantasy football: I don't know if Christians should even be participating in it. Between Bible study, prayer, and church I don't know how anyone could fit any more fantasy activities in their day-to-day schedule.
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Another day, another gay and another ignorant fool like youself...
You americans are all the same. All ignorant, all kids, all fear the homosexuals (probably because you are gay).
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Another day, another gay and another ignorant fool like youself...
You americans are all the same. All ignorant, all kids, all fear the homosexuals (probably because you are gay).
I'm anything but afraid of the gays.
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........You americans are all the same. All ignorant, all kids, all fear the homosexuals (probably because you are gay)
Sorry, prevert, you outed yourself right there. You used the phrase "You americans" and this clearly identifies you as a furriner of some sort.

We Americans (note the capital "A") are well aware that all of your type play the fag game called soccer.

So, it's quite clear that 1) you are not an American, and 2) you're a queer.


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Default Re: Homosexuals in the NFL - A Comprehensive List of Gay Players - 01-29-2013, 07:41 PM

More homosexual football news:
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Kwame Harris charged with felony abuse


Photo: Courtesy, San Mateo County Sheriff
Kwame Harris, 30, is facing charges of assault after prosecutors say he allegedly seriously injured his boyfriend in Menlo Park restaurant in August 2012.

During the restaurant argument, Harris accused Geier of stealing his underwear, Serrato said. Harris then tried to pull down Geier's pants, the prosecutor said.
"I guess he was trying to prove that he was wearing his underwear," Serrato said.
Harris, 6-foot-7 and 240 pounds, then pinned Geier (6-1, 220 pounds) against a plate-glass window and hit him several times in the face and head, Serrato said.
Harris went to Stanford and was the 49ers' first pick in the 2003 draft. He played five seasons for the team before signing with the Raiders as a free agent.
He played the 2008 season with Oakland, then was released. He has been out of football since then.

Oakland Raiders and the SF 49ers are probably just hoping that all their current fag players can keep it together with their boyfriends until they get traded away.


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Default Re: Homosexuals in the NFL - A Comprehensive List of Gay Players - 01-29-2013, 07:51 PM

I thought the SF 69'ers would be trying to recruit every homo in the league.


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I thought the SF 69'ers would be trying to recruit every homo in the league.
Their quarterback is a false Christian with tattoos all over himself. I do know that much.

Super Bowl quarterback Colin Kaepernick is a false Christian. He has tattoos all over his body.


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Does the back of a one dollar bill say "In God We Trust" or does it mention Darwin the monkey-molester?



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Default Re: Homosexuals in the NFL - A Comprehensive List of Gay Players - 09-12-2012, 12:14 PM

I know fighting with you guys is pointless, as this website is nothing but truth and the perfect application of Fundamentalist Chrisitianity, but it's still fun to prove you wrong.

About the dollar bill, perhaps you're confusing the word of the English vocabulary with your specific deity. Grab a dictionary, and before you condemn the dictionary, don't, that's getting old, you've been doing that on these forums for far too long. "God usually refers to the single deity in monotheism or the monist deity in polytheism.[1] God is often conceived of as the supernatural creator and overseer of humans and the universe."

Seeing as the dollar bill in no way specifically recognizes the Chrisitan god, I don't see your argument there. Maybe if there was a Cross or something else that would be different.

This site is nothing but a run on joke that stopped being funny years ago.

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I know fighting with you guys is pointless, as this website is nothing but truth and the perfect application of Fundamentalist Chrisitianity, but it's still fun to prove you wrong.

About the dollar bill, perhaps you're confusing the word of the English vocabulary with your specific deity. Grab a dictionary, and before you condemn the dictionary, don't, that's getting old, you've been doing that on these forums for far too long. "God usually refers to the single deity in monotheism or the monist deity in polytheism.[1] God is often conceived of as the supernatural creator and overseer of humans and the universe."

Seeing as the dollar bill in no way specifically recognizes the Chrisitan god, I don't see your argument there. Maybe if there was a Cross or something else that would be different.

This site is nothing but a run on joke that stopped being funny years ago.

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Are you seriously suggesting the dollar is trusting any other God? How naive are you?

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Says the man who believes the son of virgin and a magic man in the sky is real. Very rational my friend.

God doesn't exist, should he kill me right now if he did. Banning me from the forums doesn't mean I died by the way. Go ahead change my profile again. Jig Jesus came back, which he wouldn't because he doesn't exist, I would spit in his fake face.

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Says the man who believes the son of virgin and a magic man in the sky is real. Very rational my friend...
Prove the opposite then, O rational one.

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Matthew 4:7 "Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God."

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Nope, it just means you're dull. Soooooo dull.

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These people have a Book that tells them God smites people with diseases as punishment for sins. You? You got nothing. You want people that you've never met to get sick and die because someone said something you don't like. Oh boo fucking hoo. Tell us again about how you love that freedom of speech, but only for people who agree with you. Hypocritical asshole is you.


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Says the man who believes the son of virgin and a magic man in the sky is real. Very rational my friend.

God doesn't exist, should he kill me right now if he did. Banning me from the forums doesn't mean I died by the way. Go ahead change my profile again. Jig Jesus came back, which he wouldn't because he doesn't exist, I would spit in his fake face.

I hope you develop cancerous tumors in a region notorious for high mortality rates. Let's see your God help you then.
So hang on. We're the ones being hateful? Shame for you God won't answer your prayers.



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John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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Default Re: Homosexuals in the NFL - A Comprehensive List of Gay Players - 10-15-2012, 08:44 AM

all i have to say you are a pervert! most of these guys are men who are polite and definitely not gay! by the way i noticed you are a masturdebator the bible is against masturDebating God wanted sex to be between a man a woman not against a man and himself!
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I don't understand. If you are against Onanism and seed spillage why are you not also against queers?

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I don't understand. If you are against Onanism and seed spillage why are you not also against queers?

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Such a good question, Brother Niles. I mean, if one recognizes the deep hurt it causes the Sweet Baby Jesus to see a man's seed spill on the ground (or tissue or down the shower drain), then how can it not cause the LORD great distress to see seed spilled in the Drain o' Hell that is the homosexual's anus?


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