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Did homosexuality kill off the dinosaurs? -
03-10-2013, 12:39 PM
★ In the Bible, dinosaurs are Serpents and Behemoths, who do not submit to God's grace
★ The serpent if s symbol of sexual deviancy and satanism, particularly radical homosexuality.
★ Reproduction is impossible through homosexual sex acts.
★ Many homosexuals, including John Wayne Gacy, have been serial killers.
★ Much like today's serial killer homosexuals, dinosaurs lived a life of violence and sodomy.
★ Fueled by satanism, violence and sodomy, dinosaurs have little chance to survive as a species.
Plain and simple. Any attempts to put homosexuality out of the equation yields weird results, like a huge six mile wide asteroid impacted 65 million years ago. This is similar to how you get weird results (as insanely large numbers) in mathematics if you divide anything by zero (which is a sign that you did something wrong).
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Re: Did homosexuality kill of the dinosaurs? -
03-10-2013, 01:29 PM
I know very little about this but there may be hints that you could be correct. The dinosaur did seem to make quite a fuss about it's tallywacker area, just like human homos do.
Job 40:15 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.16 Lo now, his strength is in his loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly.
17 He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.
'Stones' is God's word for testicles,
Leviticus 21:20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
I wonder if ' the sinews of his stones are wrapped together' could be referring to a pouch? It's a thought.
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Re: Did homosexuality kill off the dinosaurs? -
03-10-2013, 03:31 PM
Again, we are clearly postulating and creating this theory, if you will, from pure conjecture, but could it be that some dinosaurs, I would hope the steadfast and conservative ankylosaurus for one, fought the good fight against homers like the flaming compsognathus and that Jurassic transgender the allosaurus? I hope so. Anklosauruses were cool they had that club on their tail that said, "Go ahead and try something funny faggot!!" then he would smash their skulls in.
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Re: Did homosexuality kill off the dinosaurs? -
03-10-2013, 04:40 PM
I have another line of evidence that supports this hypothesis: today there are many animal species that have homosexuals, and - surprise, surprise - they are also on the list of endangered species. Examples: lions, gorillas, bonobos (variety of chimps), dolphins, killer whales... Clearly, God wants them to go extinct, because they are an abomination!
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Re: Did homosexuality kill off the dinosaurs? -
03-10-2013, 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
I have another line of evidence that supports this hypothesis: today there are many animal species that have homosexuals, and - surprise, surprise - they are also on the list of endangered species. Examples: lions, gorillas, bonobos (variety of chimps), dolphins, killer whales... Clearly, God wants them to go extinct, because they are an abomination!
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Even ducks. We had a pair of gay mallards come to our pond a few seasons ago...it was bonechilling what the boys and I witnessed that day. I don't know if ducks are becoming extinct due to their faggotry, but taking no chances, I sent them to hell with the shotgun.
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Re: Did homosexuality kill off the dinosaurs? -
03-10-2013, 07:22 PM
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Even ducks. We had a pair of gay mallards come to our pond a few seasons ago...it was bonechilling what the boys and I witnessed that day. I don't know if ducks are becoming extinct due to their faggotry, but taking no chances, I sent them to hell with the shotgun.
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Good move, Brother Hammer. Good move.
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Re: Did homosexuality kill off the dinosaurs? -
03-20-2013, 05:31 PM
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Even ducks. We had a pair of gay mallards come to our pond a few seasons ago...it was bonechilling what the boys and I witnessed that day. I don't know if ducks are becoming extinct due to their faggotry, but taking no chances, I sent them to hell with the shotgun.
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I had a recipe for ducks that were blown to smithereens in such a fashion. It was called "Fupped Duck."
Midge Murphy's Fupped Duck
Duck patties:
1 duck that had the misfortune of being blown to Oz by a shotgun (meats only, no guts or buckshot) If not much is left, combine with another similarly ill-fated duck
6 scallions, finely chopped
2 tablespoons finely chopped fresh cilantro leaves
1/4 teaspoon Chinese five-spice powder
1 1/2 teaspoons salt
Freshly ground black pepper
Vegetable oil, for brushing on the grill rack
6 onion rolls, sliced lengthwise
1 cup shredded napa cabbage
Honey Plum Sauce:
1 cup pitted and chopped plums
1/4 cup honey
2 garlic cloves, minced
1 teaspoon minced fresh ginger
2 tablespoons rice wine vinegar
1 tablespoon hoisin sauce
1/2 teaspoon dried red pepper flakes
Salt
Freshly ground black pepper
Directions:
Prepare a medium-hot fire for both direct and indirect cooking in a charcoal grill with a cover, or preheat a gas grill to medium-high. If using charcoal, the coals should be placed so that they are under half of the rack, creating 2 zones: 1 hot and 1 mildly hot. If using a gas grill, follow manufacturer's instructions to create zones for both direct and indirect grilling. When the grill is hot, clean it with a wire brush. It does not need to be oiled at this time.
To make the honey plum sauce, combine the plums, honey, garlic, ginger, rice wine vinegar, hoisin sauce, and dried pepper flakes in a fireproof saucepan and place on the grill over medium-high heat. Bring to a boil and then place the saucepan to the side of the grill with indirect heat and simmer, covered, for 15 to 30 minutes, until the plums are completely cooked. Place the mixture in the bowl of a food processor or blender and puree until well combined. Season, to taste, with salt and pepper. Add more of any specific ingredient you feel necessary (e.g., honey, hoisin sauce).
To make the patties, remove any skins and bone shards, and place what you can with a little skin in the bowl of a food processor and pulse until well combined. Transfer the duck mixture to a large bowl. Add scallions, cilantro, five-spice powder, salt and pepper to the bowl. Handling the meat as little as possible to avoid compacting it, mix well. Divide the mixture into 6 equal portions and form the portions into patties to fit the onion rolls.
Brush the grill rack with vegetable oil. Place the patties on the rack, cover, and cook, turning once, just until done, about 3 minutes on each side. During the last few minutes of cooking, place the onion rolls, cut side down, on the outer edges of the rack to toast lightly.
To assemble the burgers, place a generous amount of the honey plum sauce on the cut side of the onion rolls. On the onion roll bottoms, place a patty and an equal amount of napa cabbage. Add the onion roll tops and serve.
When I see a duck that has been completely obliterated by a shotgun, my first reaction is "Yep, he is going to be fupped duck!" and I get the charcoal going.
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Re: Did homosexuality kill off the dinosaurs? -
06-30-2014, 11:44 AM
Again, [PORNOGRAPHIC WEBSITE LINK REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
All information on dinosaurs you will ever need, Such as feathers on a T.Rex
Dinosaurs did practice semi homosexuality, If there were no females left during breeding season two males may pair up. No, the pair do not practice reproducing, however they will nest and adopt other dinosaur's hatchlings if the hatchling's parents died. No, homosexuality didn't kill off the dinosaurs. Look around you, see those birds? Those bird are dinosaurs. Now, I get the bible is totally anti-gay but I mean, rubbing it in this much is just unnecessary, What did gay people ever do to you?
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Re: Did homosexuality kill off the dinosaurs? -
06-30-2014, 02:28 PM
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Again, [PORNOGRAPHIC WEBSITE LINK REMOVED BY MODERATOR]
All information on dinosaurs you will ever need, Such as feathers on a T.Rex
Dinosaurs did practice semi homosexuality, If there were no females left during breeding season two males may pair up. No, the pair do not practice reproducing, however they will nest and adopt other dinosaur's hatchlings if the hatchling's parents died. No, homosexuality didn't kill off the dinosaurs. Look around you, see those birds? Those bird are dinosaurs. Now, I get the bible is totally anti-gay but I mean, rubbing it in this much is just unnecessary, What did gay people ever do to you?
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We're not interested in your T.Rex Does Tampa videos, dear. No one here has any interest in watching giant lizard claymation do nasty things to each other with rubber "tools of the trade."
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Did homosexuality kill off the dinosaurs? -
07-01-2014, 01:20 AM
I believe it. It only makes sense. The Dinosaurs were killed off by the hatred god had for the homosexuals and the Dinosaurs were performing homosexual acts with each other.
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Re: Did homosexuality kill off the dinosaurs? -
07-01-2014, 02:35 AM
Dinosaurs were gay, this is a FACT
Satan corrupted Dinosaurs into homos so they would rape Christians and turn them gay. That's why God did the Flood.
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