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Default Re: Concerned mother calls for the banning of Harry Potter books - 10-08-2006, 03:35 PM

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Xtians like you believe that equal rather than preferential treatment=persecution.
Also that your being unable to persecute the religions/beliefs of others=persecution.
Well, duh. We say so only because it's true. Haven't you followed what we've been saying all along about equal rights, not special rights? Maybe you need to pay less attention to the Christ-hating liberal MSM and more to Fox News, OpinionJournal, and AM talk radio.

Also, this whole topic shows just how cruelly True Christians™ are persecuted, even in our so-called "Christian" society. Where's our right to practice our own religion, without having liberals push the Harry Potter books on us? Where's our freedom of speech, to identify sin as such rather than to demand "tolerance" for it? Where's our freedom under the petition clause, to fight for our right to a Christian society?
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ARG you all make me so damn mad!!!!!!
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Default Re: Concerned mother calls for the banning of Harry Potter books - 10-08-2006, 03:37 PM

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hmm i am not worried ill enjoy life and when i die it'll be the end NO AFTER LIFE NO HEAVAN OR HELL!
You know what they say: If you're living as though there were no hell, you'd better be right!


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Default Re: Concerned mother calls for the banning of Harry Potter books - 10-08-2006, 05:28 PM

I only read the first few words, and it was something that she thinks Harry Potter is the devil and anyone who reads the books will burn in hell. All bullshit.

Books are to ENTERTAIN, and the Harry Potter books are entertaining. And they're not going to make kids believe in Satan or anything. Unless whoever reads them is a retarded 5 year old who can't read. Which wont happen. Since he (I hope there's no feminists here.. 'cause then I'll be in huuuuge trouble...) can't read anyway. Why are you even discussing this? Use your head instead of blindlt following the bible.
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Default Re: Concerned mother calls for the banning of Harry Potter books - 10-08-2006, 09:34 PM

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Just curious, if you've never been on this site before, how do you know who consistently posts here?
I said constantly, not consistently, and you've been spouting blasphemy since I got on this site. I can only assume that you do it often.
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Default Re: Concerned mother calls for the banning of Harry Potter books - 10-08-2006, 09:38 PM

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Its just a fantisy novel let these kids have some fun for christ sake!
It IS fantasy, everyone. A manual for Wicca is an entirely different point in case. Although I would have to admit that those beans taste rather nasty >< Especially the vomit flavored one.
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Well, duh. We say so only because it's true. Haven't you followed what we've been saying all along about equal rights, not special rights? Maybe you need to pay less attention to the Christ-hating liberal MSM and more to Fox News, OpinionJournal, and AM talk radio.
All I'm saying is that you Xtians shouldn't get so uppity when other people want you to have EQUAL rights rather than having rights above everyone else as you currently do.

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Your burning of HP is in itself denying freedom of speech AND freedom of expression! You are trying to force one way of life onto people and that isn't going to work! Maybe a lot of people now are dumb sheep, but more and more people are learning to utilize that mysterious organ known as a BRAIN.

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All I'm saying is that you Xtians shouldn't get so uppity when other people want you to have EQUAL rights rather than having rights above everyone else as you currently do.


Your burning of HP is in itself denying freedom of speech AND freedom of expression! You are trying to force one way of life onto people and that isn't going to work! Maybe a lot of people now are dumb sheep, but more and more people are learning to utilize that mysterious organ known as a BRAIN.

As to me being mad, if you judge yourselves as sane then I guess in comparison I must be mad.
By burning such blasphemous books we are exercizing our rights of Free Speech and Expression. And here you come, trying to put us down for doing so! Friend, are you a Communist?!
Do you enjoy stripping Godly Americans of their rights?

We do not force anyone to do anything- if they want to burn in Hell that's between them and Jesus. We don't go around kidnapping people and forcing them to burn blasphemous books like the Koran or Harry Potter. WE do the burning, and we do it voluntarily and for the glorification of Jesus.
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Default Re: Concerned mother calls for the banning of Harry Potter books - 10-15-2006, 07:07 PM

I might be a wee bit late entering the conversation, but they are BOOKS people, works of FICTION. They aren't meant to be taken seriously, they are to be used for the sole purpose of personal enjoyment (oh how I hope no one takes that statement in the wrong way).
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Default Re: Concerned mother calls for the banning of Harry Potter books - 10-15-2006, 07:24 PM

We already know that Harry Potter books are for the pornographic consumption of tween-and-teen-aged girls that are too big of losers to participate in Godly things that females of their age should do (ie. learning to cook, sow, etc...).
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I might be a wee bit late entering the conversation, but they are BOOKS people, works of FICTION. They aren't meant to be taken seriously, they are to be used for the sole purpose of personal enjoyment (oh how I hope no one takes that statement in the wrong way).
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I might be a wee bit late entering the conversation, but they are BOOKS people, works of FICTION. They aren't meant to be taken seriously, they are to be used for the sole purpose of personal enjoyment (oh how I hope no one takes that statement in the wrong way).
Is there a right way to take that statement?


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...aren't meant to be taken seriously, they are to be used for the sole purpose of personal enjoyment
That sounds like something satan would say with regards to masturbation. What do you want here sinner? If you're looking for someone to have unprotected sex with go elsewhere.

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Default Re: Concerned mother calls for the banning of Harry Potter books - 10-15-2006, 11:24 PM

Harry Potter books promote Satanism and sexual immorality so I am in favor of their being banned, burned or whatever, Anything that keeps kids from falling into Satans clutches is a good thing.


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Default Re: Concerned mother calls for the banning of Harry Potter books - 10-16-2006, 01:13 AM

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That sounds like something satan would say with regards to masturbation. What do you want here sinner? If you're looking for someone to have unprotected sex with go elsewhere.

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Um... didn't he just ask for you not to grossly pervert his statement?
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Default Re: Concerned mother calls for the banning of Harry Potter books - 10-16-2006, 01:50 AM

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Um... didn't he just ask for you not to grossly pervert his statement?
No, he said he hoped his statement wouldn't be taken the wrong way. Brother Deaner didn't take the guy's statement in the wrong way nor pervert it in any way. He knows how sinners think and what the true meaning of the statement was.

Sinners like that guy are always thinking about procreation and self-pleasure. That's part of having Satan in control of one's life instead of Jesus.
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