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Default A short hymnal poem in the romantic style - 01-01-2008, 10:01 PM

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Like rubies through the firmament
Christ's dark arterial blood
sprayed forth in a sacrament
'pon mankind's common mud.

His mortal ribs and liver,
pierced sore by Roman iron,
were lifted up forever.
O praise Thee, son of Zion!

O strange and holy Trinity!
How blood-drenched and austere!
Through Thee we glimpse infinity,
and then call for more beer.

~~ OEJ

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Default Re: A short hymnal poem in the romantic style - 03-19-2008, 01:12 AM

Emotional, quite emotional...





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Default Re: A short hymnal poem in the romantic style - 03-19-2008, 01:22 AM

I'll buy the next round. Who's in?


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