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Default Re: PAG finally comes to visit Landover. - 08-28-2007, 09:32 AM

In that case, you wouldn't mind providing chapter and verse?



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Default Re: PAG finally comes to visit Landover. - 08-28-2007, 09:55 AM

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In that case, you wouldn't mind providing chapter and verse?
Not at all. Scorners (BACKSASSERS!) should be condemned; fools should be beaten.

Proverbs 19:29


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Default Re: PAG finally comes to visit Landover. - 08-28-2007, 11:01 AM

But it doesn't specifically mention sarcasm.



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Default Re: PAG finally comes to visit Landover. - 08-28-2007, 11:11 AM

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But it doesn't specifically mention sarcasm.
Don't argue semantics with JESUS.Scorn means the same thing. The word 'sarcasm' was not yet necessary in the vernacular, because anyone who did it was immediately stoned to death...HINT, HINT, HINT.


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Default Re: PAG finally comes to visit Landover. - 08-29-2007, 11:37 AM

Of course I understand, dear Pastor Al. I would never dream of backsassing such a personification of biblical-bibleness.



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