[Christian Defence]

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth

Dear Jesus-hating satanist,

It appears that you simply want to play video games and self-pleasure yourself into a stupor, at the expense of worshiping Our Lord Jesus Christ and securing an eternity of Grace at His Side.

Fine.

(Well, not really: but read on.)

You seem to think that when True Christians™ tell you that that is the wrong path to take, that we "hate" you or whatever.

Not at all!

We want you to be with us in Heaven! Our love demands that we correct you, as Jesus demonstrated:

(Revelation 3:19) "As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent."

Come on in, friend: the water's fine.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

I think you don't realize how much you insulted multiple people here. (not you, but meh.)
Even if i say i am a Jesus loving, God fearing christian, i am still called a satanist. Making assumptions of us which are not true,

"even though your mother hates you"

By the way, i would have far more rights than you would believe. And i will leave it at that, as if i said more, it would seem aggressive.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Christian Defence

...By the way, i would have far more rights than you would believe.

That's in the Constitution. We're talking about the Bible. Please stay on subject.

btw: The Constitution delineates the powers and responsibilities of the government. As this is a privately owned and operated Baptist Church's website, the Constitution does not apply here.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by Christian Defence

I think you don't realize how much you insulted multiple people here. (not you, but meh.)
Even if i say i am a Jesus loving, God fearing christian, i am still called a satanist. Making assumptions of us which are not true,

"even though your mother hates you"

By the way, i would have far more rights than you would believe. And i will leave it at that, as if i said more, it would seem aggressive.

You've replied to me with force and vengeance and vitriol, but your aim seems to be a little off since I mentioned none of the things you're concerned about.

Are you currently on narcotics?



YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Originally Posted by Christian Defence

Now, first off i am going to say that I have been a Christian since i was young, not forced, i accepted it to my own beliefs.

Of course, many hellbound trash cathylicks, that have been diddled by priests would say they were not forced.

And no, you ain't no True-Christian™ foul heathen!

You are in love with, and are sexually addicted to Mindcramp.

1 John

2:15 Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him. 2:16 For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world.

Therefore, as you are lying about forced anal perforation with your cathylick priest, you are also lying about being a Christian, because a True-Christian™ cannot lie.

[Christian Defence]

I did not insult you in any way, so why suggest that i am under an influence of a drug?

I was not referencing the constitution, but the fact that the right i am given here, are limited, also false. I myself have easy access to over 200+ computers and that is enough to "exercise" my rights if you wish me to show them.

I said i wasn't going to show aggression, but you said that i was referencing the constitution. and i would believe that a church that doesn't actually exist (not actually a church.[if it does, not in a form that is world spread.])

And if some smart-ass tells me that "the church is the body of christ, and is everywhere!" then please *porn link deleted*
I honestly don't see why i have to google scriptures i havn't memorized myself, when you can just as easily google the ones i am referencing.

[Christian Defence]

Originally Posted by Rev. Edward Clement

Of course, many hellbound trash cathylicks, that have been diddled by priests would say they were not forced.



Therefore, as you are lying about forced anal perforation with your cathylick priest, you are also lying about being a Christian, because a True-Christian™ cannot lie.

cathylick? please enlighten me on this new offspring of catholocism.

Also tell me more about how you have never lied in your life.

for every man has sinned and have fallen short of the glory of god.

Guess i'm going to hell and so is everyone in the world. Everyone messes up, we are human.

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Originally Posted by Ratos the Tauren

LOOK A Homer trying to blend in with us Godly folks

Really, you admit that you are a homer? Homers, such as yourself, cannot be Godly and are forever dealing with the demon of encopresis, which is a result of homersexurality.

But of course, I am sure you know all about that problem.

The Lord has major plans for you, homer.

Leviticus
20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Therefore, since you are not a True-Christian™ feel free to carry yourself back out the door that you came through because we do not associate with homersexural heath trash, such as yourself.

2 Corinthians

6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? 6:15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Originally Posted by Christian Defence

cathylick? please enlighten me on this new offspring of catholocism.

Also tell me more about how you have never lied in your life.

for every man has sinned and have fallen short of the glory of god.

Guess i'm going to hell and so is everyone in the world. Everyone messes up, we are human.

Foul Heathen, the bible plainly says that True-Christians™ do not sin.

1 John
2:3 And hereby we do know that we know him, if we keep his commandments. 2:4 He that saith, I know him, and keepeth not his commandments, is a liar, and the truth is not in him. 2:5 But whoso keepeth his word, in him verily is the love of God perfected: hereby know we that we are in him. 2:6 He that saith he abideth in him ought himself also so to walk, even as he walked.

You sin. This means, you ain't no True-Christian™.

1 John
3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

And no, you are going to hell because you do not know Jesus and are thus, condemned to be sodomized by demons.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Christian Defence

I did not insult you in any way, so why suggest that i am under an influence of a drug?

You only seem to understand vengeance as a motive. You SEEM like a drug user, because of your irrational animosity towards TRUE Christianity™ and the literal Word of God. Nobody is trying to insult you. If you take people's earnest reaction to you as an insult, then you need to change the way you come across.

I was not referencing the constitution, but the fact that the right i am given here, are limited, also false. I myself have easy access to over 200+ computers and that is enough to "exercise" my rights if you wish me to show them.

I can press the ban button more quickly and easily than you can register. It will take you at least an hour to register fifty accounts. It will take me less than three minutes to ban them all. Not to mention the time it will take you to get from one computer to the next after we impose an IP ban, which doesn't take any extra time to do.

I said i wasn't going to show aggression, but you said that i was referencing the constitution. and i would believe that a church that doesn't actually exist (not actually a church.[if it does, not in a form that is world spread.])

Incomplete sentence. I don't know where you were going with this. Maybe if you read the Bible more this wouldn't happen.

What do you mean? Do you mean a church has to be world wide to be relevant to you? That sounds like an argument ad populam to me.

And if some smart-ass tells me that "the church is the body of christ, and is everywhere!" then please *porn link removed*

So, God is a smart-ass?

I honestly don't see why i have to google scriptures i havn't memorized myself, when you can just as easily google the ones i am referencing.

Because you are a lazy hypocrite.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by Ratos the Tauren

LOOK A Homer trying to blend in with us Godly folks

Sorry friend, it's been YEARS since I've allowed a turgid penis to violate my poopy-hole. They don't hand those Ex-Gay™ awards out to just anyone, you know!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Originally Posted by Christian Defence

And if some smart-ass tells me that "the church is the body of christ, and is everywhere!" then please (Demonic link deleted)

Well, well, well, It appears that we have even more evidence that you are damned heathen trash.

Matthew
12:34 O generation of vipers, how can ye, being evil, speak good things? for out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh. 12:35 A good man out of the good treasure of the heart bringeth forth good things: and an evil man out of the evil treasure bringeth forth evil things. 12:36 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment. 12:37 For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.

2 Timothy
2:16 But shun profane and vain babblings: for they will increase unto more ungodliness.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by Christian Defence

I did not insult you in any way, so why suggest that i am under an influence of a drug?

I was not referencing the constitution, but the fact that the right i am given here, are limited, also false. I myself have easy access to over 200+ computers and that is enough to "exercise" my rights if you wish me to show them.

I said i wasn't going to show aggression, but you said that i was referencing the constitution. and i would believe that a church that doesn't actually exist (not actually a church.[if it does, not in a form that is world spread.])

And if some smart-ass tells me that "the church is the body of christ, and is everywhere!" then please *porn link deleted*
I honestly don't see why i have to google scriptures i havn't memorized myself, when you can just as easily google the ones i am referencing.

Oh, is that a DDoS threat? Oh goody! You have just committed a felony. Your IP has been logged.



You're playing with the big boys now, son. Giddy up!

YiC,

Zech

[Christian Defence]

Sir, if you would kindly google the word "porn" that would show you what porn is. That, what you called porn, is a commandment of the bible. nicely done dear sir.

OH I FORGOT! You don't need to create accounts to take down a website

google "ddosing" "anonymous" "4chan" "hackforums" and "sqli" to find knowledge on those for you who don't think it can be done. As i find no respect of persons in this forum, i then will take control of an administrator, and edit the html to porn, to SHOW YOU WHAT PORN IS, so you know what this fool is referencing. good luck, hopefully this doesn't work. ban me, for when i go down, 10 more will take up arms. we are anonymous.

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[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Christian Defence

...I was not referencing the constitution, but the fact that the right i am given here, are limited, also false...

Then what are you referencing?

... I myself have easy access to over 200+ computers and that is enough to "exercise" my rights if you wish me to show them...

Your IP has already been logged. I'd be surprised if the DoF has not already alerted the FBI of your threatened DDOS.

...i would believe that a church that doesn't actually exist (not actually a church.[if it does, not in a form that is world spread.])...

Please read up on Independent Baptists. Each church is run independently, and is beholden to no other. There's no pedophile in a dress in a golden palace somewhere telling them how to read the Bible. These people are not members of the Southern Baptist Conference, either.

...And if some smart-ass tells me that "the church is the body of christ, and is everywhere!" then please download my trojan...

Like I'm going to click on a link from some snot-nosed script kiddie who has his panties in such a bunch that he threatens to DDOS a forum because they insulted his precious video game.

...I honestly don't see why i have to google scriptures i havn't memorized myself, when you can just as easily google the ones i am referencing.

In other words, you can't justify your claim with the Bible.

Around here, kid, Scripture or it didn't happen.

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Originally Posted by Christian Defence

Sir, if you would kindly google the word "porn" that would show you what porn is. That, what you called porn, is a commandment of the bible. nicely done dear sir.

OH I FORGOT! You don't need to create accounts to take down a website

google "ddosing" "anonymous" "4chan" "hackforums" and "sqli" to find knowledge on those for you who don't think it can be done. As i find no respect of persons in this forum, i then will take control of an administrator, and edit the html to porn, to SHOW YOU WHAT PORN IS, so you know what this fool is referencing. good luck, hopefully this doesn't work. ban me, for when i go down, 10 more will take up arms. we are anonymous.

GuyFawx.png

<Yawn> Listen you demon possessed infidel, this is not your forum. This forum is for the True-Christians™ of God's Favorite Church® Landover Baptsit.

You have very limited rights here, and furthermore, you are not welcome here.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Christian Defence

Sir, if you would kindly google the word "porn" that would show you what porn is. That, what you called porn, is a commandment of the bible. nicely done dear sir.

OH I FORGOT! You don't need to create accounts to take down a website

google "ddosing" "anonymous" "4chan" "hackforums" and "sqli" to find knowledge on those for you who don't think it can be done. As i find no respect of persons in this forum, i then will take control of an administrator, and edit the html to porn, to SHOW YOU WHAT PORN IS, so you know what this fool is referencing. good luck, hopefully this doesn't work. ban me, for when i go down, 10 more will take up arms. we are anonymous.

GuyFawx.png

You can't do a DDOS attack all by yourself, retard. You need friends to do that.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by Christian Defence

Sir, if you would kindly google the word "porn" that would show you what porn is. That, what you called porn, is a commandment of the bible. nicely done dear sir.

OH I FORGOT! You don't need to create accounts to take down a website

google "ddosing" "anonymous" "4chan" "hackforums" and "sqli" to find knowledge on those for you who don't think it can be done. As i find no respect of persons in this forum, i then will take control of an administrator, and edit the html to porn, to SHOW YOU WHAT PORN IS, so you know what this fool is referencing. good luck, hopefully this doesn't work. ban me, for when i go down, 10 more will take up arms. we are anonymous.

GuyFawx.png

And the race is on!

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Christian Defence

..."ddosing" "anonymous" "4chan"...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Go back to 4chan, tell them about this place, and say you want to attack. PLEASE!!!!

Hope YOU enjoy being doxed, tard.

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Originally Posted by Christian Defence

Sir, if you would kindly google the word "porn" that would show you what porn is. That, what you called porn, is a commandment of the bible. nicely done dear sir.

OH I FORGOT! You don't need to create accounts to take down a website

google "ddosing" "anonymous" "4chan" "hackforums" and "sqli" to find knowledge on those for you who don't think it can be done. As i find no respect of persons in this forum, i then will take control of an administrator, and edit the html to porn, to SHOW YOU WHAT PORN IS, so you know what this fool is referencing. good luck, hopefully this doesn't work. ban me, for when i go down, 10 more will take up arms. we are anonymous.

GuyFawx.png

You are not very bright(of course, I knew that because, after all, you are heathen trash) and your sickular education has failed you. And your appeal to threat falls flat in your face.

<Yawm>

The Lord has handled tougher people than you....nope, you are not a threat.

Nahum

1:8 But with an overrunning flood he will make an utter end of the place thereof, and darkness shall pursue his enemies. 1:9 What do ye imagine against the LORD? he will make an utter end: affliction shall not rise up the second time. 1:10 For while they be folden together as thorns, and while they are drunken as drunkards, they shall be devoured as stubble fully dry.

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Go back to 4chan, tell them about this place, and say you want to attack. PLEASE!!!!

Hope YOU enjoy being doxed, tard.

Well, I usually do not agree with heathens, but you are absolutely correct. He is a retard that rides the short bus, eats his crayons, and licks the windows.