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Default Greetings my fellow Americans. - 12-04-2007, 09:09 AM

I'm Richard Nixon, I enjoy long walks on the beach, spying on DEMONcrats and killing gooks. God bless all of you.
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Default Re: Greetings my fellow Americans. - 12-04-2007, 09:14 AM

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I'm Richard Nixon, I enjoy long walks on the beach, spying on DEMONcrats and killing gooks. God bless all of you.
You...are TOO a crook!

You're also a bigot, and a liar, cheater, and thief.

There's a good chance you are where the Landoverians say I'm headed...


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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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Default Re: Greetings my fellow Americans. - 12-04-2007, 09:25 AM

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You...are TOO a crook!

You're also a bigot, and a liar, cheater, and thief.

There's a good chance you are where the Landoverians say I'm headed...
Shut your dirty anti-capitalist mouth Catholic or I'll squash you like a Cambodian village.
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Default Re: Greetings my fellow Americans. - 12-04-2007, 09:28 AM

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I'm Richard Nixon, I enjoy long walks on the beach, spying on DEMONcrats and killing gooks. God bless all of you.
You certainly look "fresh" for someone who has been dead for 13 years!!



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Default Re: Greetings my fellow Americans. - 12-04-2007, 09:34 AM

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You certainly look "fresh" for someone who has been dead for 13 years!!
God works in mysterious ways.
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Default Re: Greetings my fellow Americans. - 12-04-2007, 09:40 AM

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LMAO!!!!
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Default Re: Greetings my fellow Americans. - 12-05-2007, 04:52 AM

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You ... are TOO a crook!

You're also a bigot, and a liar, cheater, and thief.

There's a good chance you are where the Landoverians say I'm headed ...
Gosh, isn't it amazing? We finally agree on something again, you bead-finger you!


1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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