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Default Re: Hi. Another Noob Here. - 11-30-2007, 10:09 AM
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Sooooo, what's the deal with the bunny thing, bunny girl?

Are you sure you're not a (Jesus forgive noddy!) muncherizing bunny fluffer here under false pretenses?
Gosh Sister Noddy! In my day a bunny was nothing more than a good hearty meal, with a tail and a talent for hopping. My sisters and I would skin the little darlings and give out the skins to the Indians, to make their bedspreads from. Those were the days!

Now Sister, I feel my arthritic hands are getting the better of me. Could you roll out the pie crust, whilst I prepare the bunny for the pie? That's the only way to deal with these rabbits, a splash of gravy and a golden-brown piecrust.

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Default Re: Hi. Another Noob Here. - 11-30-2007, 01:18 PM
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This is not some goth/wiccan/lezbean pick up forum. Kindly remove your clam bumping selves to some god forsaken place on the interwebs that actually allows such abominations to occur without rubbing honest christians noses in it.
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Who said I was "picking up" anybody? I was just happy that somebody said "welcome" without asking a bunch of questions.

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Sooooo, what's the deal with the bunny thing, bunny girl?

Are you sure you're not a (Jesus forgive noddy!) muncherizing bunny fluffer here under false pretenses?
No...and eww. If I were some "muncherizing bunny fluffer" (whatever that means) I wouldn't lie about it because that's not how I was raised.

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Default Re: Hi. Another Noob Here. - 11-30-2007, 01:51 PM
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No...and eww. If I were some "muncherizing bunny fluffer" (whatever that means) I wouldn't lie about it because that's not how I was raised.
Heheh, well there's always time to change I guess

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Default Re: Hi. Another Noob Here. - 11-30-2007, 02:04 PM
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The only thing that was different (that I could see) was the grammer in those different Bibles. Everything else was still the same, the grammer was just different.


I'm a vigin and will remain one until I get married, I don't drink or do drugs (it's called being Straight-Edge), and the only music and shows I enjoy are ones that are edited and put out the image that alcohol, drugs, and sex before marriage is bad!

My username is part "X-Men", and part "I-couldn't-get-just-plain-Rogue-for-my-email".


Not my school. If you hold hands your in trouble. They won't even allow asprin for headaches to even be brought on the school grounds. And you get in serious trouble if you have a CD-player, IPOD, or even a cellphone out while you're on school grounds.
It's pretty much the most strict public school in the county. We don't have uniforms or anything, but we do have a strict dress-code.


It's just something that I put in my signature all the time. It was a dare from one of my friends at first on a different forum, but I just thought it was cute, so I kept it. (Not sure what happened to the other forum, I haven't been able to find it for over a year.)


It's definately a bunny. See the long, bunny-like ears?
So, you decided to risk burning in Hell for eternity on a dare?

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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: Hi. Another Noob Here. - 11-30-2007, 02:07 PM
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Who said I was "picking up" anybody? I was just happy that somebody said "welcome" without asking a bunch of questions.


No...and eww. If I were some "muncherizing bunny fluffer" (whatever that means) I wouldn't lie about it because that's not how I was raised.
How old are you, harlot? Tell the truth!

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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hi. Another Noob Here. - 11-30-2007, 02:51 PM
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How old are you, harlot? Tell the truth!
I'm 18.
Why are you asking? And why are you calling me a harlot?

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Default Re: Hi. Another Noob Here. - 11-30-2007, 03:30 PM
Don't mind them. They're naturally skeptical of anyone (persecution and all). After all, you do have the 'w-word' in ye username.
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Default Re: Hi. Another Noob Here. - 11-30-2007, 05:41 PM
If for some perverted reason you lezbean harlots doubt the unhealthy nature of the lezbean/Goth/Wiccan deathstyle, look further through these forums to see a picture of the Worlds Largest Lezbean/Goth/Wiccian Furball, formed over years by heathen she-fag types just like you who spent their leisure time supping from the furry cup.
The only thing you should be putting in your mouth and swallowing is Jesus' love. The pastors will be more than willing to help you in this regard.

The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
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Default Re: Hi. Another Noob Here. - 11-30-2007, 08:11 PM
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If for some perverted reason you lezbean harlots doubt the unhealthy nature of the lezbean/Goth/Wiccan deathstyle, look further through these forums to see a picture of the Worlds Largest Lezbean/Goth/Wiccian Furball, formed over years by heathen she-fag types just like you who spent their leisure time supping from the furry cup.
The only thing you should be putting in your mouth and swallowing is Jesus' love. The pastors will be more than willing to help you in this regard.
Who said I was a lesbian? Or goth? Or wiccan?

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Don't mind them. They're naturally skeptical of anyone (persecution and all). After all, you do have the 'w-word' in ye username.
Well, I tried going with just Rogue, but it kept saying that it was already taken, so I had to come up with something, "witch" was the first thing that came to my head, and, voila, I ended up as Rogue Witch.

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Default Re: Hi. Another Noob Here. - 11-30-2007, 10:18 PM
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Who said I was a lesbian? Or goth? Or wiccan?.
You did, Witch. It is common knowledge here that Witches are simultaneously goth and lesbean.
You profess to be a witch, meaning
  1. You are a witch, ergo you are a wiccan, and being a wiccan you are...
  2. A Goth. Being a Goth and a wiccan means you are undoubtedly....
  3. A Lezbean.
Now do you understand, you ignorant leg-scissoring devil-worshipping spell-casting she-fag?
How many children have you eaten?

The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
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Default Re: Hi. Another Noob Here. - 12-01-2007, 05:27 AM
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Who said I was a lesbian? Or goth? Or wiccan?

Well, I tried going with just Rogue, but it kept saying that it was already taken, so I had to come up with something, "witch" was the first thing that came to my head, and, voila, I ended up as Rogue Witch.
Um, or you could have gone with 'bunny bumper' ... I don't think that name is taken yet!

1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Well, I tried going with just Rogue, but it kept saying that it was already taken, so I had to come up with something, "witch" was the first thing that came to my head, and, voila, I ended up as Rogue Witch.
You know, Jesus is the first thing that comes to MY head, each and every day. It speaks volumes about you that YOUR first thought was about hellbound, evil witches.....

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Hi. Another Noob Here. - 12-01-2007, 09:56 PM
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You know, Jesus is the first thing that comes to MY head, each and every day. It speaks volumes about you that YOUR first thought was about hellbound, evil witches.....
It is a shame, but ah think some time spent round in our Godly forums should correct that.
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Default Re: Hi. Another Noob Here. - 12-05-2007, 08:24 PM
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You know, Jesus is the first thing that comes to MY head, each and every day. It speaks volumes about you that YOUR first thought was about hellbound, evil witches.....
Well, when I registered, I was hadn't slept for three days (studying for those stupid tests in school) and I had just finished reading a part from Macbeth for my English class.

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You did, Witch. It is common knowledge here that Witches are simultaneously goth and lesbean.
You profess to be a witch, meaning
  1. You are a witch, ergo you are a wiccan, and being a wiccan you are...
  2. A Goth. Being a Goth and a wiccan means you are undoubtedly....
  3. A Lezbean.
Now do you understand, you ignorant leg-scissoring devil-worshipping spell-casting she-fag?
How many children have you eaten?
I never said I was actually a "witch" or wiccan or anything.
There are a group of "wiccans" that go to my school and they are far from goth.
I also know a goth girl in my neighborhood and she is completely against gay marriage, so there is no way she could be a lesbian.

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Um, or you could have gone with 'bunny bumper' ... I don't think that name is taken yet!
That sounds a little...inappropriate.
Or maybe it's the fact that a group of people half-way across the room keep telling dirty jokes and that's putting my mind in the gutter.


BTW, "suspected bunny-worshipper" is real cute.

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