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11-28-2007, 09:08 PM
I'm interested in joining your club. Where do I sign up?
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Re: Hi! -
11-28-2007, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Hereld
I'm interested in joining your club. Where do I sign up?
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It seems you have an account. So you've succeeded, now lets see if you can make it a week before you are banned.
YIC
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Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.
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11-28-2007, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother V
It seems you have an account. So you've succeeded, now lets see if you can make it a week before you are banned.
YIC
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forget that, gimmie few minutes tops. Whos for pr0n?
Last edited by Brother V; 11-28-2007 at 09:15 PM.
Reason: spelling error
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Re: Hi! -
11-28-2007, 09:29 PM
Is theere a Thor catagory?
Satanism the ONLY true religion.
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11-28-2007, 09:36 PM
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Is theere a Thor catagory?
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Why? Do think their something religious about playing with your' hammer?
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Re: Hi! -
11-28-2007, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother V
It seems you have an account. So you've succeeded, now lets see if you can make it a week before you are banned.
YIC
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This wicked child didn't even make much more than an hour!!!
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Hi! -
11-28-2007, 10:10 PM
Sister Talitha is hot.
-Lucas
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11-28-2007, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Satan Accepted Mine
Sister Talitha is hot.
-Lucas
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Thank You.
ON FIRE FOR JESUS
Praise
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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11-28-2007, 10:18 PM
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Thank You.
ON FIRE FOR JESUS
Praise
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We should make future Christ Soldiers together....
-Lucas
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11-28-2007, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Satan Accepted Mine
We should make future Christ Soldiers together....
-Lucas
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I do believe you are flirting with me.
Do you want to be my special friend?
Would you kill for me? Would you die for me?
Would you accept the Love of Jesus Christ for me?
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Hi! -
11-28-2007, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
I do believe you are flirting with me.
Do you want to be my special friend?
Would you kill for me? Would you die for me?
Would you accept the Love of Jesus Christ for me?
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I think I was being a bit more direct than flirting.... you might even call it sexual harassment. I guess it depends on how easily you're offended... As for killing for you, I can only do it if I get to kill Jewish people. I'm sorry, that's just the way it goes. I'll die for you if I get to take some people down with me. And I'll accept Jesus for you if you accept me within you. So, shall we be special friends?
-Lucas
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11-28-2007, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Satan Accepted Mine
I think I was being a bit more direct than flirting.... you might even call it sexual harassment. I guess it depends on how easily you're offended... As for killing for you, I can only do it if I get to kill Jewish people. I'm sorry, that's just the way it goes. I'll die for you if I get to take some people down with me. And I'll accept Jesus for you if you accept me within you. So, shall we be special friends?
-Lucas
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Only Jesus enters me.
He fills my every Orifice with his Love.
There would be no room for you.
I was speaking Hypothetically about killing for me. Anyway, we need the Joos (temporarily).
I think the pastor may have something to say about Sexual Harassment, whatever that is.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Hi! -
11-28-2007, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
Only Jesus enters me.
He fills my every Orifice with his Love.
There would be no room for you.
I was speaking Hypothetically about killing for me. Anyway, we need the Joos (temporarily).
I think the pastor may have something to say about Sexual Harassment, whatever that is.
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I was being facetious.... I don't want to kill anybody, even for you. However, I still want to be your Special Friend.
-Lucas
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11-28-2007, 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Satan Accepted Mine
I was being facetious.... I don't want to kill anybody, even for you. However, I still want to be your Special Friend.
-Lucas
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God hates liars son. He is very clear on this. I am sure that the Godly and pure sister Talitha wouldn't want to be friends with unsaved trash such as yourself.
Proverbs 6
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Hi! -
11-28-2007, 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Satan Accepted Mine
I was being facetious.... I don't want to kill anybody, even for you. However, I still want to be your Special Friend.
-Lucas
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Oh Goody!!!
Can I call you Lukey?
I like that name.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Hi! -
11-28-2007, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Seb
God hates liars son. He is very clear on this. I am sure that the Godly and and pure sister Talitha wouldn't want to be friends with unsaved trash such as yourself.
Proverbs 6
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
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You're not God, so don't tell me that he hates me. And Talitha is a well spoken, intelligent young lady. She can surely speak for herself. Thank you for you input, however.
-Lucas
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Re: Hi! -
11-28-2007, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
Oh Goody!!!
Can I call you Lukey?
I like that name.
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That's fine. Are we friends, then?
-Lukey
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11-28-2007, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Satan Accepted Mine
You're not God, so don't tell me that he hates me.
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God hates sinners and you have sinned. He is very clear about this. I am just telling your ignorant self how it is. Let me put it in simpler terms for you. It's the equivalent of 1 + 1 = 2.
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And Talitha is a well spoken, intelligent young lady. She can surely speak for herself.
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I take it you haven't read this part of the forum.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=14
or this
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=24
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Hi! -
11-28-2007, 10:59 PM
Unfortunately Lukey, he is correct.
Just as all Christian Men always are.
But we can still be friends.
Do you Love Jesus yet?
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Hi! -
11-28-2007, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
Unfortunately Lukey, he is correct.
Just as all Christian Men always are.
But we can still be friends.
Do you Love Jesus yet?
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How do I become a True Christian? I'd like to start dominating you as soon as possible, Sister Talitha.
-Lucas
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